122 V does not dream of bunny girl (1/2)

”Are you alright?”

I have no words for this...the woman who's supposedly the key to both my and his survival is standing before me in a slutty bunny suit...I'm literally two days old but seeing as how I came into existence I can't be certain weather that note was false or true...nor do I know where the fuck that monster disappeared to.

”Sir? Can yuh hear me?”

She tapped her chin like she was thinking of what to do before nodding to herself and began using sign language to try to communicate with v. Sign language.

”No I can speak I'm sorry but that uh attire is just a bit distracting...”

She blushed and looked down towards the floor her long black hair covering most of her face from view. She seems quite sweet compared to her attire which most men would probably assume the opposite by a quick glance...including myself...this I'm not proud of...

”Uh um...what can I help with mr....”

I hadn't given this woman a name nor did I know hers.

”...I have no name I'm but two days old...just kidding you can call me v”

She didn't find the joke funny but it wasn't really a joke to begin with. I thought it might help to break the ice. But she looked up at me and tilted her head to the side seeming confused with my remark.

”My names lily Dante's out on a mission in Italy so I'll fill in just don't tell Nero or the girls cuz I'm not really supposed to fight right now”

”...and tell me whys that lily?”