134 News and memes (1/2)

I had completely hadn't noticed V throughout the entire rage fest I'd been dealing with...when he'd entered behind me when I arrived home did I finally realize he'd probably suffered through the whole mess with me. Hope he doesn't hate me now even darling doesn't know what I look like when I'm mad...

”Sorry”

”...it's fine I'd be pissed as well even though I'm not entirely sure what's happening. But nonetheless I'm also aggravated. However if that kick didn't render him unconscious he might be turned on right now because the bunny girl outfit you have on.”

It was at this moment lily realized she hadn't changed into her hoodies and yoga pants and was currently wearing a sexy bunny girl outfit. But knowing how strong she was that kick probably gave him a concussion or sent him and the hair threw the wall behind them.

”Where'd everybody go?”

”I have no clue...”

~the news is on in the background~

”Hello I'm winter snow. Yes I know my name sucks but deal with it for today I'm filling in for Samantha who's out doing sparda knows what.”

(A snow woman as the anchor woman huh...well now I gotta wonder weather miss Samantha was human or demon)

She wore a traditional white kimono with what seemed to be pastel blue snow flakes as the pattern. I couldn't see weather there was a ribbon on her back due to how she's sitting. Her white hair that reminds me of darlings was tied up neatly into a bun with what looked like chopsticks made of ice.

(Neat now I wanna try making that dress with my sewing machine...)

The normal anchor man was sitting next to her clearly blushing while staring at her.

”As for news it's currently raining outside of the Denny's parking lot because someone decided to have a nice cry. It appears to be a blonde woman who's either drunk or stubbed her toe when getting off of the sidewalk. Everywhere else is sunny.”

(...bitch what? That's not normal it shouldn't just rain when people cry what is this the Truman show?!)

*lily frantically looks for a boom mic*

”Oh ok then cut to that live feed with Janice”

*cuts to the live feed with an intern*

”We regret to inform you that some women just blew up McDonald's and it probably won't be repaired til the end of the month...so you have to wait for those doughnuts stick things to come out.”

*The woman's screaming obscenities*

”TASTE MY KALINA ANN HOE!”

*blows up another restaurant while killing a demon*