140 A plan planing (1/2)

”...one this technically isn't much since it's a small step towards a bigger picture but there's a hotel in hell and a bar...-.-unfortunately the only safe space of the two is the hotel since it's difficult to get people to obide by new rules when they happen to be intoxicated, lastly were you aware that your husbands currently in hell?”

”Nope probably didn't wanna make me panic even if he can't die over his mission. But he's coming home in the morning”

”...my queen he can't don't you remember that really long ass conversation we had about demons and hell?”

”...Luci send me to hell then noct can beam me back!”

”...no the other way around would work but secondly...wait actually yes that's possible but your husband might attack him on sight due to them eyes”

”...I don't think I can control what my human form is”

”Yeah you can't but hey at least one of us is sexy”

”Dude your a asshole”

”A sexy ass-...wait no that's wrong”

*Nocturne started to laugh his ass off while lily made a cinnaroll like screech. She doesn't like thinking dirty things if it's not about Dante and her even then she always ended up blushing when undressing.*

*lucifer Levi kicked nocturne then walked over and pinched Lily's checks to make her stop*

”...-.-bitch how will you strike fear and respect into the hearts of your people if you act like a nun having sex whenever someone mentions dirty things?”

*lily hopped up to head butt Lucifer in the chin*

*lucifer winces in pain*

”My sister in laws a nun how dare you!”

(...I wasn't expecting a head butt I should've dodged)