141 AAAAAAA (1/2)

*Nocturne raised his hand not wanting to just blurt out what he wanted to say since he's trying to be polite in the presence of his senpai*

”I give kōhai permission to speak”

”Thanks senpai ok so this plans great and all but how longs it gonna take to find Dante cause hells huge Lucifer where is he since you knew first that he's even in hell”

”...he held a receptionist at gun point a few moments ago she called and requests a new lower half to those uniforms your making everyone wear...”

”...shit or piss?”

*lily slaps nocturne for his unclassy comment*

”Ok point taken I'll order a lower half of a maid uniform from amazon if they don't sell it I'll just buy the full thing”

*lily slaps her hands onto her husbands desk*

”Go save darling then banter we're losing time specifically speaking enough chit chat”

theres a loud rumbling and a black door attached to nothing appeared beside Lucifer.

*Internally all lily could do was picture herself screaming the AAAAAAA song in her head while that just happened*

[Your welcome]

The door which is literally attached to nothing and has just appeared in the fuckin shop like some next gen Harry Potter voodo shit was all black with an exception to a red knob handle.

*lucifer opened it for nocturne to go in but which was accompanied by demonic screeching and crus of agony*

*the shop now reeked of blood and decomposing corpses*

*lily pukes*

”...ugh I hate it back home”

*nocturne wanders in to go search for Dante.*

*vergil nearly chopped Lucifer's head off but Lucifer fuckin dodged*

”What in the name of me are you doing?”

”It was foolish to leave you be with her I left and you open a hell gate? I thought we were done with those shenanigans.”

”Your brothers stuck in the underworld we've sent nocturne to fetch him.”

”Why not just utilize the hell gate you just summoned?”

”I'm sorry but no I can only send things to hell I can't actually get them back through this I use to when I was in charge but now I can't mundus took my throne as did your father. So now it's just a one way ticket to hell.”