149 *finger snaps* (1/2)

I had to question how in the ever loving hell I managed to limp jog to the shop while carrying a pregnant woman...whys she so light?

*has only been pregnant for about two weeks*

”I blame Vergil”

”...you blame me for what now?”

I was surprised to see there was no evidence of the fire that had occurred or the anarchy of my children fighting...

”What sorcery is this?”

”...I have no idea what your talking about, why are you holding my love?”

”....she's taken creep”

*He placed lily back down on the ground.*

I didn't like the tense atmosphere so I decided to get the fuck outta here. I went to the kitchen to check how much melted ice I could either mop up or absorb to use for later via magic. But nope it's cleaner then when I'd left it.

”Da fffuck?”

My shabby kitchen was spotless, it's really darlings but he doesn't cook he lived off take out and the food from the diner before I'd started my housewife stuff around here.

(....did big bro do this?)

I was staring blankly at the kitchen the freakin floor had tile....I didn't even know there was tile in here. And the cupboards were shinny and new.

”Same idk wtf he did”

”Kyaaa-...sorry hi Nero I spaced out”

(Kyire screams like that when there's a bug in the apartment)

”Are you a wifefu clone?”

”Da heck you talking about?”