149 *finger snaps* (2/2)

”Never mind”

”...there's flowers in the trash why?”

*she noticed there's flower petals on the floor near the garbage*

”Ignore it...”

(...like hell I'm letting my dad fuck my best friend it's weird enough that my uncle's married to her)

*Nero had previously thrown the love letter and blue roses into the trash so lily wouldn't get to see them. Thankfully she hadn't been home when he was doing so.*

*lily gasps*

”Are the fluffers dead and they in the trash with the flowers cuz you didn't know where to bury em?!”

*lily started to cry because she's got a soft spot for cute things...most women wouldn't find v's companions cute though*

”Ack shit no don't cry dad didn't kill em! He sealed em into boxes and now their about the size of those nenoroid things”

*Lily didn't believe him since his explanation made little to no sense and all she could think was the fluffers are dead and now I gotta tell v his friends are dead... she continues to mourn for the lil fluffers*

(Fuck what do I do I hate it when chicks cry! ;-; it's like putting a animal down its to sad!! Not the scary ones like the really cute ones they put in chick flicks to make you cry. Stop breaking my heart!!)

~meanwhile in the office that's literally the first thing you come into since it's attached to the front door~

”You killed my children...”

”No I can explain I sealed them into small containers after throwing some magic items at them in order to shrink them so they'd stop breaking the house”

(...oh no that didn't sound to believable unless you actually saw it happen)

”So you killed your grandchildren I must fight you for honor have at thee!”

*finger snapped and summoned nightmare while his hair turned to white*

”I JUST FUCKIN CLEANED!!!!!”