161 The past became the odd presen (1/2)
Meanwhile
”Ey Shakespeare uh what do we do with dead half naked bitches?”
*casual confused silence*
”...Shakespeare you good bro?”
”...if the end times hit there'd be dead naked people everywhere this is the worst way to die besides on a toilet there's no dignity at all”
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”Eyyy more philosophical bullshit great your fine!”
”Son...first wtf second what do we do with...ima call it trixie or roxann cuz I can't be a good person if I refer to the deceased as i-
*that demonic bird laugh of destruction followed by a big flash of light and electrical zapping of lighting*
”Jesus Christ griffon what are you doing”
”I burned the evidence with electric zaps”
”...but she needed a proper burial she died horribly we shoulda at least tried to contact a lov- griffon omg son no you know English stop this at on..0-0 son u ate a pimps intestines”
”Oh I thought that were worms...they looked big to like the ones in hell eh whatever it was tastey”
”...please I beg of you stop desiccating the nice strip club people's body's while I check for more. Also I blame Vergil since I have no idea where he is or what he's up to.”
”That's a bit harsh dude but I am still ticked he sealed me in a bottle a while back”
”One I thought he killed my little boys second I haven't been alive long but this amount of chaos and terrible occurrences can't be normal I'm not in ”heck” so this isn't normal”
”You'll adjust that's what the milf did”
”...please stop referring to my god as a milf”
”Ya know what it is?”
”Yes, accurate but derogatory towards women which is even more upsetting to a god”
”Your gods smart but hella dense bucko”
”....I'm not and I'm upset about it please don't attempt to debate this just don't and call it good”
”Fine fine”
V called the cops and waited in the strip club with them body's while repeatedly having to stop his demon baby's from fuckin with the crime scene.
[Military can't handle demons but they can't handle identifying shit and clean up so they are still somewhat useful but not as much as if this was a normal place.]
Meanwhile
By the power of anime and a very fluffy small lap dog who's smart enough to open doors and sparda knows what else it's capable of...these two things have been cheering the wifefu up while in the kitchen...
*cuts to patty and Vergil*