163 Emo burrito fluff (1/2)

...I envy them they have s'mores and marshmallows I mean sure they're cooking em over burning trash but I want sweeeets

*I pouted in frustration*

Even my little buddy's outside eating their dropped marshmallows lucky boy

*angry little grr*

Come to think of it I didn't see Vergil wander out the door I mean we only have one exit unless your counting the windows or that one time a nice scary Asian kid busted the wall in the kitchen so me and Nero could high tail it to safety... Vergil seems to classy to jump out a window but if he did I'm sure he'll take care of it.

”I guess I fixed v a little to good cuz all the furr baby's are outside with him...”

*whines*

Previously I had done the following cuz I wasn't sure what to do with my nice emo familer? Baby? -.- well he didn't come outta my whom but he did agree to spend time with me...but doing so he ended up swearing me his loyalty and protection I just wanted to literally be with him once in a while so I wouldn't be forgotten about but aye added bonus

*few minutes ago*

”...v you ok?”

*nero from outside*

”FUCK YEAH MARSHMALLOWS hobo party!”

*lily sinkers...but then realized she can't get near that smoke cuz she'll puke and pouts*

(I can make microwave s'mores...-.- not the same homie better give me some...)

*v be laying on his pretty face now cuz he rolled over*

”Okidoki...”

*quietly walked away*

*came back and rolled him up in a black blanket*

Yes I did struggle with him cuz I'm currently a weak normal wifefu strength...

”...lily did you hurt yourself”

”Nah..”

*pants*

”...your name suits you to well when your like this”

”Whatchu mean?”

*tired pants*

”Nothin”

(Means she's weak and fragile while still being a pure bean)

”I'm not done yet with your sad lil emo burrito face”

*just dead wait existential crisis burrito letting whatever happen to him*

*lily drags his sorry burrito self to the couch with the help of them furr babys*

”Shakespeare you coulda got up”