6 Eating Dog Turd (1/2)

”They...! Are so rude...” Kami said speechlessly as he saw the white light glowing around the group bring them away.

”This is all for Earth's sake.” Mr. Popo said.

...

”Huh? Huuuuh!? Where did you guys come from!?” King Kai's eyes widened in shock, the group of 8 consisting of Raditz, Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien Shinhan, and Chiaotzu suddenly appeared in front of him, as if they had teleported here.

”We- Ugh!” The group had just wanted to explain, when the gravity on King Kai's planet, which was 10x Earth's gravity acted on them. Everyone except Raditz, who was both used to Planet Vegeta's 10x gravity, as well as having trained on 30x gravity in his gravity chamber was fine. This was also with him being on guard, with the knowledge of King Kai's planet having a higher gravity than Earth. 7 consecutive bang sounds echoed as the other 7 in the group fell flat on their faces, due to the sudden increase in gravity.

”Ahahahaha! This is truly eating dog turd! Ahahaha! Are you guys enjoying your meal of dog turd? Ahahaha!” King Kai fell on his back, holding his belly with his hands, his legs constantly kicked as he laughed again and again. The faces of the 7 were covered in brown mud, it was as if they were covered in dog turd.

”Cough, cough! Blegh!” The group kept coughing out dirt from their mouths.

”You damned bastard!” Piccolo was really angry, a vein popped on his forehead as he clenched his fist hard and with a bang, exploded his Ki, turning all the dirt covering him into dust, the explosion then sent the dust away.

”As short-tempered as always...” Krillin commented in speechlessness.

After the outburst of Ki, Piccolo once again fell down to the ground, but this time on his knees, with his arms stretched out, keeping him from falling flat on the ground.

”What's with this damned gravity!!” Piccolo cursed, with his shaky arms and legs, he slowly got up.

Piccolo was no longer arrogant, he quickly tossed away his turban and mantle, the extra weight was what put him on almost the same level as the rest of the earthlings.

”Hehehe! I can also stand!” Goku smiled, with shaky legs, he managed to stand up. But he did not remove the weighted clothes he wore.

”Damn you, Son Goku!” Piccolo's fighting spirit was ignited, he knew Goku also wore weighted clothes. He did not want to lose to Goku, and quickly put back on his turban and mantle, his legs started shaking once again from the extra weight.

”These guys are monsters!” Yamcha exclaimed with his head still resting on the ground.

”I can understand Raditz standing just fine, with his battle power over 10 times higher than Goku and Piccolo... But the two of them actually managed to stand up with their weighted clothes on!” Krillin said in envy. The rest of the group consisted of Gohan, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien Shinhan, and Chiaotzu, they also wore weighted clothes which were given to them by Kami for their training.

But they were unable to stand up with the weighted clothes worn. Helplessly, the five of them took off the weighted clothes, and with shaky legs, slowly stood up. Finally, they started dusting off the dirt covering their faces and clothes.

”Wow! You guys aren't bad at all! Especially for living beings, your might might scare the ghosts to death! Ahahaha!” King Kai laughed at his own joke. He saw everything, the heavy sounds the weighted clothes made when the group took off their weighted clothes, but he was especially surprised seeing Raditz, Goku, and Piccolo standing with all their clothes on.

Especially Raditz, his Ki was really large, much larger than anyone else in the group.

”King Kai, I have a gift for you. Please train me!” Raditz took out the gag book from his waist and handed it to King Kai.

”Ahahaha! This is great! This is great! Ohohoho! This one too!...” King Kai flipped through the book while constantly laughing.

”Not bad! I'll train you into the best gag artist!” King Kai proclaimed with pride.