Part 19 (2/2)

”Oh, you did?” sputtered Mr. Wackerbath. ”That's what you call--but go on, sir, _go_ on!”

”I got it done as quickly as possible,” continued Horace, ”because I understood you wished no time to be lost.”

”No one can accuse you of dawdling over it. What I should like to know is how the devil you managed to get it done in the time?”

”I worked incessantly all day and every day,” said Horace. ”That's how I managed it--and this is all the thanks I get for it!”

”Thanks?” Mr. Wackerbath well-nigh howled. ”You--you insolent young charlatan; you expect thanks!”

”Now look here, Mr. Wackerbath,” said Horace, whose own temper was getting a little frayed. ”I'm not accustomed to being treated like this, and I don't intend to submit to it. Just tell me--in as moderate language as you can command--what you object to?”

”I object to the whole d.a.m.ned thing, sir! I mean, I repudiate the entire concern. It's the work of a raving lunatic--a place that no English gentleman, sir, with any self-respect or--ah!--consideration for his reputation and position in the county, could consent to occupy for a single hour!”

”Oh,” said Horace, feeling deathly sick, ”in that case it is useless, of course, to suggest any modifications.”

”Absolutely!” said Mr. Wackerbath.

”Very well, then; there's no more to be said,” replied Horace. ”You will have no difficulty in finding an architect who will be more successful in realising your intentions. Mr. Beevor, the gentleman you met just now,” he added, with a touch of bitterness, ”would probably be just your man. Of course I retire altogether. And really, if any one is the sufferer over this, I fancy it's myself. I can't see how you are any the worse.”

”Not any the worse?” cried Mr. Wackerbath, ”when the infernal place is built!”

”Built!” echoed Horace feebly.

”I tell you, sir, I saw it with my own eyes driving to the station this morning; my coachman and footman saw it; my wife saw it--d.a.m.n it, sir, we _all_ saw it!”

Then Horace understood. His indefatigable Jinnee had been at work again!

Of course, for Fakrash it must have been what he would term ”the easiest of affairs”--especially after a glance at the plans (and Ventimore remembered that the Jinnee had surprised him at work upon them, and even requested to have them explained to him)--to dispense with contractors and bricklayers and carpenters, and construct the entire building in the course of a single night.

It was a generous and spirited action--but, particularly now that the original designs had been found faulty and rejected, it placed the unfortunate architect in a most invidious position.

”Well, sir,” said Mr. Wackerbath, with elaborate irony, ”I presume it is you whom I have to thank for improving my land by erecting this precious palace on it?”

”I--I----” began Horace, utterly broken down; and then he saw, with emotions that may be imagined, the Jinnee himself, in his green robes, standing immediately behind Mr. Wackerbath.

”Greeting to you,” said Fakrash, coming forward with his smile of amiable cunning. ”If I mistake not,” he added, addressing the startled estate agent, who had jumped visibly, ”thou art the merchant for whom my son here,” and he laid a hand on Horace's shrinking shoulder, ”undertook to construct a mansion?”

”I am,” said Mr. Wackerbath, in some mystification. ”Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Ventimore, senior?”

”No, no,” put in Horace; ”no relation. He's a sort of informal partner.”

”Hast thou not found him an architect of divine gifts?” inquired the Jinnee, beaming with pride. ”Is not the palace that he hath raised for thee by his transcendent accomplishments a marvel of beauty and stateliness, and one that Sultans might envy?”

”No, sir!” shouted the infuriated Mr. Wackerbath; ”since you ask my opinion, it's nothing of the sort! It's a ridiculous tom-fool cross between the palm-house at Kew and the Brighton Pavilion! There's no billiard-room, and not a decent bedroom in the house. I've been all over it, so I ought to know; and as for drainage, there isn't a sign of it.

And he has the bra.s.s--ah, I should say, the unblus.h.i.+ng effrontery--to call that a country house!”

Horace's dismay was curiously shot with relief. The Jinnee, who was certainly very far from being a genius except by courtesy, had taken it upon himself to erect the palace according to his own notions of Arabian domestic luxury--and Horace, taught by bitter experience, could sympathise to some extent with his unfortunate client. On the other hand, it was balm to his smarting self-respect to find that it was not his own plans, after all, which had been found so preposterous; and, by some obscure mental process, which I do not propose to explain, he became reconciled, and almost grateful, to the officious Fakrash. And then, too, he was _his_ Jinnee, and Horace had no intention of letting him be bullied by an outsider.

”Let me explain, Mr. Wackerbath,” he said. ”Personally I've had nothing to do with this. This gentleman, wis.h.i.+ng to spare me the trouble, has taken upon himself to build your house for you, without consulting either of us, and, from what I know of his powers in the direction, I've no doubt that--that it's a devilish fine place, in its way. Anyhow, we make no charge for it--he presents it to you as a free gift. Why not accept it as such and make the best of it?”

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