Part 33 (1/2)
”That,” replied the Jinnee, ”thou shalt a.s.suredly do before long, O impudent and deceitful wretch!” And he laid a long, lean hand on Horace's shoulder.
”He _is_ put out about something!” thought Ventimore. ”But what?” ”My dear sir,” he said aloud, ”I don't understand this tone of yours. What have I done to offend you?”
”Divinely gifted was he who said: 'Beware of losing hearts in consequence of injury, for the bringing them back after flight is difficult.'”
”Excellent!” said Horace. ”But I don't quite see the application.”
”The application,” explained the Jinnee, ”is that I am determined to cast thee down from here with my own hand!”
Horace turned faint and dizzy for a moment. Then, by a strong effort of will, he pulled himself together. ”Oh, come now,” he said, ”you don't really mean that, you know. After all your kindness! You're much too good-natured to be capable of anything so atrocious.”
”All pity hath been eradicated from my heart,” returned Fakrash.
”Therefore prepare to die, for thou art presently about to perish in the most unfortunate manner.”
Ventimore could not repress a shudder. Hitherto he had never been able to take Fakrash quite seriously, in spite of all his supernatural powers; he had treated him with a half-kindly, half-contemptuous tolerance, as a well-meaning, but hopelessly incompetent, old foozle.
That the Jinnee should ever become malevolent towards him had never entered his head till now--and yet he undoubtedly had. How was he to cajole and disarm this formidable being? He must keep cool and act promptly, or he would never see Sylvia again.
As he sat there on the narrow ledge, with a faint and not unpleasant smell of hops saluting his nostrils from some distant brewery, he tried hard to collect his thoughts, but could not. He found himself, instead, idly watching the busy, jostling crowd below, who were all unconscious of the impending drama so high above them. Just over the rim of the dome he could see the opaque white top of a lamp on a shelter, where a pigmy constable stood, directing the traffic.
Would he look up if Horace called for help? Even if he could, what help could he render? All he could do would be to keep the crowd back and send for a covered stretcher. No, he would _not_ dwell on these horrors; he _must_ fix his mind on some way of circ.u.mventing Fakrash.
How did the people in ”The Arabian Nights” manage? The fisherman, for instance? He persuaded _his_ Jinnee to return to the bottle by pretending to doubt whether he had ever really been inside it.
But Fakrash, though simple enough in some respects, was not quite such a fool as that. Sometimes the Jinn could be mollified and induced to grant a reprieve by being told stories, one inside the other, like a nest of Oriental boxes. Unfortunately Fakrash did not seem in the humour for listening to apologues, and, even if he were, Horace could not think of or improvise any just then. ”Besides,” he thought, ”I can't sit up here telling him anecdotes for ever. I'd almost sooner die!” Still, he remembered that it was generally possible to draw an Arabian Efreet into discussion: they all loved argument, and had a rough conception of justice.
”I think, Mr. Fakrash,” he said, ”that, in common fairness, I have a right to know what offence I have committed.”
”To recite thy misdeeds,” replied the Jinnee, ”would occupy much time.”
”I don't mind that,” said Horace, affably. ”I can give you as long as you like. I'm in no sort of a hurry.”
”With me it is otherwise,” retorted Fakrash, making a stride towards him. ”Therefore court not life, for thy death hath become unavoidable.'
”Before we part,” said Horace, ”you won't refuse to answer one or two questions?”
”Didst thou not undertake never to ask any further favour of me?
Moreover, it will avail thee nought. For I am positively determined to slay thee.”
”I demand it,” said Horace, ”in the most great name of the Lord Mayor (on whom be peace!)”
It was a desperate shot--but it took effect. The Jinnee quailed visibly.
”Ask, then,” he said; ”but briefly, for the time groweth short.”
Horace determined to make one last appeal to Fakrash's sense of grat.i.tude, since it had always seemed the dominant trait in his character.
”Well,” he said, ”but for me, wouldn't you be still in that bra.s.s bottle?”