Part 37 (2/2)
There was only tender mockery in her eyes; absolutely no recollection of the sinister purchase he had made at that sale, or how nearly it had separated them for ever. So he hastened to admit that perhaps he had _not_ been particularly successful at the auction in question.
Sir Lawrence next addressed him across the table. ”I was just telling Mrs. Futvoye,” he said, ”how much I regretted that I had not the privilege of your acquaintance during my year of office. A Lord Mayor, as you doubtless know, has exceptional facilities for exercising hospitality, and it would have afforded me real pleasure if your first visit to the Guildhall could have been paid under my--hm--ha--auspices.”
”You are very kind,” said Horace, very much on his guard; ”I could not wish to pay it under better.”
”I flatter myself,” said the ex-Lord Mayor, ”that, while in office, I did my humble best to maintain the traditions of the City, and I was fortunate enough to have the honour of receiving more than the average number of celebrities as guests. But I had one great disappointment, I must tell you. It had always been a dream of mine that it might fall to my lot to present some distinguished fellow-countryman with the freedom of the City. By some curious chance, when the opportunity seemed about to occur, the thing was put off and I missed it--missed it by the nearest hair-breadth!”
”Ah, well, Sir Lawrence,” said Ventimore, ”one can't have _everything_!”
”For my part,” put in Lady Pountney, who had only caught a word or two of her husband's remarks, ”what _I_ miss most is having the sentinels present arms whenever I went out for a drive. They did it so nicely and respectfully. I confess I enjoyed that. My husband never cared much for it. Indeed, he wouldn't even use the State coach unless he was absolutely obliged. He was as obstinate as a mule about it!”
”I see, Lady Pountney,” the Professor put in, ”that you share the common prejudice against mules. It's quite a mistaken one. The mule has never been properly appreciated in this country. He is really the gentlest and most docile of creatures!”
”I can't say I like them myself,” said Lady Pountney; ”such a mongrel sort of animal--neither one thing nor the other!”
”And they're hideous too, Anthony,” added his wife. ”And not at all clever!”
”There you're mistaken, my dear,” said the Professor; ”they are capable of almost human intelligence. I have had considerable personal experience of what a mule can do,” he informed Lady Pountney, who seemed still incredulous. ”More than most people indeed, and I can a.s.sure you, my dear Lady Pountney, that they readily adapt themselves to almost any environment, and will endure the greatest hards.h.i.+ps without exhibiting any signs of distress. I see by your expression, Ventimore, that you don't agree with me, eh?”
Horace had to set his teeth hard for a moment, lest he should disgrace himself by a peal of untimely mirth--but by a strong effort of will he managed to command his muscles.
”Well, sir,” he said, ”I've only chanced to come into close contact with one mule in my life, and, frankly, I've no desire to repeat the experience.”
”You happened to come upon an unfavourable specimen, that's all,” said the Professor. ”There are exceptions to every rule.”
”This animal,” Horace said, ”was certainly exceptional enough in every way.”
”Do tell us all about it,” pleaded one of the Miss Wackerbaths, and all the ladies joined in the entreaty until Horace found himself under the necessity of improvising a story, which, it must be confessed, fell exceedingly flat.
This final ordeal past, he grew silent and thoughtful, as he sat there by Sylvia's side, looking out through the glazed gallery outside upon the spring foliage along the Embankment, the opaline river, and the shot towers and buildings on the opposite bank glowing warm brown against an evening sky of silvery blue.
Not for the first time did it seem strange, incredible almost, to him that all these people should be so utterly without any recollection of events which surely might have been expected to leave some trace upon the least retentive memory--and yet it only proved once more how thoroughly and honourably the old Jinnee, now slumbering placidly in his bottle deep down in unfathomable mud, opposite the very spot where they were dining, had fulfilled his last undertaking.
Fakrash, the bra.s.s bottle, and all the fantastic and embarra.s.sing performances were indeed as totally forgotten as though they had never been.
And it is but too probable that even this modest and veracious account of them will prove to have been included in the general act of oblivion--though the author will trust as long as possible that Fakrash-el-Aamash may have neglected to provide for this particular case, and that the history of the Bra.s.s Bottle may thus be permitted to linger awhile in the memories of some at least of its readers.
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