Vol 3 Chapter 2 (1/2)

Chapter 2: I Will Make You Cry So, Let Me Have A Peaceful School Life!

1

“Fufuun~~Going to school with Kanade-san~~”

At first, Chocolat was grieving about the fact that I s.n.a.t.c.hed the sweet bean jelly (It was originally not hers though) but, here comes the threatening birdbrain oh hers. She immediately forgot about it after walking for a while and started humming in a good mood.

Chocolat reached the cla.s.sroom with that mood and entered inside.

“Ah……..G-good morning Chocolat-chan”

Itou who was near the entrance, talked to Chocolat with a hesitant voice.

“Ah, Itou-san, Good morning”

Chocolat lowered her head energetically.

“Ah-re? Chocolat-chan…….is back…….to normal?”

“What do mean by normal?”

Chocolat looked surprised.

“Itou, Chocolat’s memories are a little jumbled up because she was feeling unwell yesterday. She’s back to normal as you can see so, talk to her like you would usually do”

“…………I-I see”

Even though she was tilting her head, Itou made a face of relief. Well, there’s no way she would agree with everything but, we have no choice but to wait for her mind to accept it.

“Ah”

Chocolat noticed Yukihira’s sights which were looking at our situation from the window, and ran towards her. I followed her immediately right after.

“Furano-san, Good morning”

“Good morning…………looks like you’re normal again”

“? Was I that weird yesterday?”

Chocolat tilted her head while placing her index finger on her mouth.

“Yes, you were so decent that it was weird”

“?”

Chocolat looked completely clueless but, those words really fit the description.

“Amakusa-kun, what happened to Chocolat yesterday?”

Well, it’s a normal question but, there’s no way I could give a proper explanation since I am not sure either. I can speak ambiguously.

“…………..Yeah, she suffered temporary symptom that’s similar to amnesia but, she turned back to normal after a small shock.

In truth it was the opposite; even though it’s [She returned back to the condition where she lost her memories after regaining it back], things would get annoying if I explain so, I am leaving that out.

“I see, Amakusa-kun succeeded in his night shock therapy huh”

“Those are the ideas of an old man!”

That was the worst of jokes.

“I see. Only Amakusa Kanade succeeded huh”[1]

“What’s with that satisfied look! It’s not that amazing you know!”

“Well, compared to Amakusa-san’s technique in that field, it doesn’t look that amazing”

“I am not good at it! Rather, I am just plain bad! No, I don’t even have experience in the first place so I don’t know if I am good or bad! Wait, why am I exposing this over enthusiastically!?”

“I am kind of………sorry”

“Don’t show such a serious reply there!”

Yukihira looked at both me and Chocolat’s face.

“Amakusa-kun, is it true that you did not do anything to Chocolat-san?”

“Yeah, I didn’t”

Something was about to be done to me though…………

“I see……….”

Yukihira lightly nodded.

“Congratulations Amakusa-kun, you ranked up from [Super low-life b.a.s.t.a.r.d] to [Ultra wimp or Miracle h.o.m.o]”

“I don’t get it but, is that going up!?”

“Are you h.o.m.o?”

“Don’t cling onto the weird part!”

“Incidentally; you might get mistaken with Wo*der Momo if I used Wonder h.o.m.o so, I decided to go with Miracle h.o.m.o; did you notice that?”

“I would absolutely not have noticed, heck, there’s no way I would get it wrong!”

“To think that you still think that the word absolute still exist……..you are still unknowledgeable of this world little boy”

“Just who are you!”

“Well, the only person that is permitted to use that words is probably the invincible Raijin O*”[2]

“Your jokes have been old from just now! Just how old are you!”

“I’m 10016 years old though”

“Your Excellency!”

After seeing my conversations with Itou and Yukihira, the cla.s.smates started making noises because they probably knew Chocolat went back to normal.

[Chocolat is better this way like I thought] [Un un, yesterday’s one was good but, this feeling of wanting to give her candy is much cuter] [Iyaa, it feels so calming looking at her] [I-I wonder if she could change into a much stricter personality. I want to be fully punished by Chocolat-chan though……..]

……….leaving the pervert at the end, everyone accepted the old Chocolat but, it’s like they were happy as if it was their own problem. I guess it’s like a the feelings of a mother bird.

“Hn?”

At that moment, I noticed a black shadow at the edge of my view and the instant I looked over there,

“Uoo!”

Yuuouji was floating outside the window.

“Wha………wha………..”

Wh-what’s going on? She’s completely stopped mid-air while raising one hand upwards. Everyone noticed that and the cla.s.sroom turned noisy.

Within everyone, Yuuouji who was looking at me, *Nii* smiled and her canine fangs peeked out.

“Here we go”

She then opened the window with her other hand as if nothing happened and jumped into the cla.s.sroom.

“Oh-ya? Why is everyone making weird faces?”

“No, it’s because you were floating………”

“Eh? It’s not rare for Ama-chi to be lonely right?”

“I am not talking about my status! I am talking about you floating materialistically”

…….Do you know this Yuuouji. An innocent poison hurt the most.

“I was floating? Aah, you’re referring to that”

After Yuuouji said that, she pointed outside the window.

“What?”

There’s a black ring floating at the spot where Yuuouji was at.

“There is a very thin nylon thread coming out from that. I then look like I am floating after dangling on it”

I see, I can see something sparkling from the sunlight, above the ring if I focus my eyes.

“Well, I get the trick but……..why would you do that in the first place?”

Yuuouji made a prankster smile.

“Mufufu, I was cornered by a bad monster on the rooftop early at the morning so, I jumped off with everything I got”

Right when I was wondering where I should retort her, another question popped up in my mind.

“Now that I think about it……..are you alright already?”

She didn’t mind Chocolat’s transformation yesterday but, she was acting oddly embarra.s.sed in her own way and was acting weird quite often.

But today’s Yuuouji looks completely back to her normal self.

“Am I okay? Aah, were you talking about the panties accident?”

She immediately replied with a dumbfounded expression.

“No, why are you saying that loudly even though you were so embarra.s.sed about it before………….”

“Mufufu, it’s different from yesterday; until yesterday………..look at this!”

Together with a fearless smile, *Ba* she lifted her skirt.

What appeared there was a sports pant which has the same shape as a bloomer but much more smaller in size.

“Mufufu, with this, it would be ready to wear a bloomer anytime”

…………what’s with that absolute trust towards sport pants.

“Look look, I am fine after doing this too”

Faster than I could say anything, Yuuouji started a handstand at the spot.

“Un, it’s indecent so stop it”

“Really, I wonder”

She then spread her legs. She half-way through, she stopped her legs and it looks like the spinning bird kick from Chun li………….i wondered this the whole time but, just what kind of physical abilities does she have.

“Here we go”

The moment Yuuouji finished the handstand and *Pan**Pan* clapped her hands, the cla.s.sroom door opened violently with a bang.

“Kuoruraaa!”

A weird voice then echoed.

“W-what is it?”

The student counselor Kis.h.i.+be-sensei was there”

“Ah, the monster came”

“Yuuouji………….how dare you…………now you’ve done it”

*Zee**Zee*the face of Kis.h.i.+be-Sensei who was breathing wildly, looked oddly red maybe because he was angry.

Because of some over the top pranks, Kis.h.i.+be-sensei often has the worst impression on Yuuouji but, I have not seen him his angry before. What did she do to him?

“S-sensei, what’s wrong?”

Kis.h.i.+be-Sensei glared at me.

“Amakusa, your comrade has committed a sin which deserves death”

What do you mean by my comrade……..i gathered attentions from many teacher because of the absolute choice but, it would be nice if you don’t pair me up with Yuuouji, and that’s my honest opinion.

“Oi, what did you do”

I brought my closer and asked Yuuouji about the situation.

“You know, Kis.h.i.+be-sensei is bald right?”

“………..Well yeah”

Even though it’s quite bewildering that she pointed out that straightforwardly, I still nodded. Kis.h.i.+be-sensei’s side hair wide is so unnatural that, everyone knows that there was no hair at all underneath there.

“And you know, Sensei snapped at me oddly when I talked about a scalp activating drug that my family was developing”

Well, UOG’s development strength is at top cla.s.s in any fields inside the country so, I can kind of understand counting on them though.

“Sensei said that he could not wait until the release date. Even though I said the prototype was dangerous and it’s better not to use it, he said that he would not complain no matter what and I smuggled it out to give him but………”

For some reason, Yuuouji looked like she was holding herself back from laughing.

“His hair really did grow but, it kind of looks like seaweed…………”

“Seaweed?”

I concentrated at Kis.h.i.+be-sensei’s head.

Ah, she’s right.

Moist wobbly hair was peeping out from the gaps between the gaps of those side hairs which were put on tightly.

“Ahahaha, Sensei, seaweed, seaweed is forced out”

Even though she shouldn’t do it, Yuuouji pointed at him and laughed.

“Ahahahahahaha! That’s why I told you to not do it. Ahahahahaha!”

“Yu……Yuuoujiiiiiiii!”

Kis.h.i.+be-sensei’s anger reached its peak. I kind of feel that he deserved it for that prototype case but, Yuuouji’s reaction was just too harsh.

“Ahaha, I have to run from the seaweed monster!”

“Wait Kuoruraaa!”

Yuuouji ran out of the cla.s.s in a really fun mood.

I am glad she turned back to normal………but, I feel kind of off like what I felt with Chocolat.

2

Lunch time.

“Amakusa-kun, can I have your time”

A 2nd year female student council member came to the cla.s.sroom to see me. She’s the one that delivered the order letter for the compet.i.tion and since her personality is very normal, she’s someone really easy to talk to.

“………what’s wrong today”

However, her personality is unrelated to the student councils (Rather, the presidents) plans. I feel like taking a step back naturally since she might invite me to another dubious event again.

She felt my cautiousness and made a wry smile.

“Oh you, I came here to have a nice talk today”

“Nice talk?”

Yes yes, while agreeing to my question, she took out an envelope from her pocket.

“Here you go”

After saying that, she handed over the envelope.

“This is?”

“Un, Amakusa-kun’s group the [Reject 5] were the ones that won in the compet.i.tion right? This is the prize”

Prize? I was not told anything beforehand but, to think that there was something like that.

I opened the envelope suspiciously.

“This is a……ticket?”

A big [Aqua Galaxy] was written right in the middle.

If I am right, that’s the name of the grand pool which opened last year. From the words written on it, it seems that it’s a free pa.s.s for one day.

“Oh, am I going to get that too?”

Yuuouji peeked over through my shoulders

“Of course. The helper Hakoniwa-san and the replacement representative Chocolat-san is also there so, there is a total of 5 tickets”

“Ooo, I get to go too”

Chocolat wiggled her tail.

“Ama-chi, this place is huge. Rather than calling there a pool, it feels more like a theme park where you walk around in your swimsuit”

Yuuouji eyes sparkled happily. Now that I think about it, it was quite the topic when it first opened and had many television specials on it.

“Then, everyone please enjoy okay”

The student council girl lightly waved and left.

“Mufufu, this is going to make my fun blood boil”

“Looks fun”

Yuuouji and Chocolat showed joyful responses.

“Oh my, what happened to make you all that happy?”

Yukihira appeared after seeing them like that and I gave her a brief explanation.

“The pool huh…………..”

But the moment she heard the place, Yukihira’s expression slightly clouded.

“What’s wrong?”

“………..nothing”

Yukihira’s reaction was very contrastive to Yuuouji and Chocolat’s reactions. She doesn’t have the character to go jolly together with them but, it still feels off nonetheless.

“Okay okay, Sensei, is Banana counted as a snack?”

Yuuouji raised her hands like an elementary school student beside her.

“You, are you really planning to bring bananas to the pool……..hn?”

My cell-phone suddenly vibrates when I was tired. When I looked at the sender, I saw the [G.o.d] Mission mail which I have already gotten familiar with.

Well, I knew it was about time so, I was not really that surprised when the mission came but, the problem was it’s content.

I prayed hard for it to be something easy this time before opening the mail.

<on the=”” 9th=”” of=”” june=”” (day),=”” take=”” a=”” photo=”” of=”” yuuouji=”” ouka’s=”” crying=”” face=”” in=”” aqua=”” galaxy=””>>

Will Yuuouji……..even cry?

3

Lunch on the next day.

“○○○ with O-Onii-chan at the Pool! Of course I will go”

“………….just pretend you did not hear what I said”

“Wah wah, it’s just a joke. I’ll change it to ●●●”

“It has gotten even worse!”

The name of the girl that suddenly went full out on using words that will cause the end of this broadcast is called Hakoniwa Yuragi. She’s my childhood friend and is self-proclaims to be my little sister.

Well, rather than only me, she declared herself to be the little sister of all of humanity and would interact with any male or female regardless of age as their little sister; she has a little……..no, very odd fetish.

Well to put it into one word, she’s the same type as Yukihira and Yuuouji. Which means, there’s no need to take her on seriously at all. I’ll just hand her the ticket and get------

“Choose 1.”Haa……….Haa…………Yu-Yuragi, lick the back of my leg”

2. Become real siblings with Yuragi.

3. “I am no longer satisfied being just your Onii-chan so, can you please change the way you call me”

……………it’s 3 choices now huh.

Those contents had a lot of spots for me to retort but, let me verify each of them individually.

First off is 1. What was given was just a line for me to say so, there’s no means to forcing her to actually do it. Which means, things would end the moment I say that but, Yuragi will probably really do it so I can’t choose it because it’s scary.

2. I don’t have to even think about it, it’s totally out of the question. As long as it’s not a line, the contents I pick will definitely become reality.

Being blood related to Yuragi means that, we will be staying in the same house. The world will probably distort that way…………it gives me the chills just thinking about it.

………..wait just a second. I should be changing the way I think here. She will no longer bother me this much if we become actual blood relatives---------no, there’s no way. If it’s Yuragi, she will probably say [It doesn’t matter as long as there is love] like its normal.

Well no matter what I do, I can’t just readily pick a choice that can change a person’s fate.

Which means, 3 is the only one after some elimination………although, this one has the smell of danger all over it………..i have no choice but to say it”

“…………..I am no longer satisfied being just your Onii-chan so, can you please change the way you call me”

After looking blank for an instant, Yuragi’s face glowed.

“O-Onii-chan finally gone lovey dovey!”

…………no good, things will get annoying if I don’t do something.

“No, I am not in lovey dovey. I made a mistake in my wording. In the first place, I wanted to change the Onii-chan base------“

“Aniki, Onii-sama, Oni-tan, Oni-chin, Onimaro…….Aah, which one should I pick”

………..she’s not listening.

“Ah, oh yeah, I should declare that now. Onii-chan listen to me, listen to me”

*Pon* Yuragi remembered something and hit her hands. She started talking without waiting for my reply.

“Actually, I have been thinking of a system for a long time. The change of calling many Onii-chan’s within a lifetime; It will be the evolution of the Onii-chan which cannot be compared to how the name of fishes change as they grow larger”

………….That’s sounds bad.

Well, she won’t listen even if I tell her to stop so, I guess I’ll let her say whatever she wants now.

“First off, it will be [Baby Onii-chan] when he is born”

I don’t get it right off the bat.

“And if an older sister or younger brother is born then [Onii-chan x Onii-chan]”

“It’s like a coupling of one person for some reason!”

“After that, the main seat of the main actor for the [Onii—] Musical Audition was taken when he took the road as a child actor”

“Don’t say it like Annie!”[3]

“However, only one piece could be perfected. The road of being an actor was closed off causing despair and the loss of energy to go to school anymore; therefore, the road of the [Oneet] has been taken” [4]

“That’s just too forced!”

“After several years, just when life got boring and he was walking in the 2nd district of s.h.i.+njuku, a certain person tapped onto his shoulders. He then got his guts slammed back in by that person and started walking on the path of the [Tranny Onii-chan]”

“That’s just plain annoying!”

“And after a few more years. He returned back to normal after several twist and turns, and married a normal female. He had to change his name because he was adopted into the family as the son-in law so, he was given an annoying name called [Anegasaki Ani]” [5]

“Why is he Married Ne○-san! No, he should be happy about it! No rather, the last name isn’t Ani!”

“Even more years later, he tried to name his child [Sister LoverHaa Haa] but was rejected by the government”

“That’s not sparkly at all!”

“When he turned 40 years old, his puffed out pa.s.sion was rekindled. He once again took on the [Onii--] Audition but was sadly rejected”

“Of course! He was not well received in the first place anyway!”

“And, his desired first grandchild was born and he turned to [Old Onii-chan]”

“Why are you saying it like they are differentiated by eldest and youngest brother!”

“He will then continue remaining in the memories of many people as [Precious Oni] after death”

“You are going to get cursed you know!”

……..What is this. There’s only retorts but, well, she is probably satisfied after saying this much.

“So, are you satisfied now?”

Yuragi pouted when she saw my sober expression.

“Buu---, how boring. Even though I changed the way of calling onii-chan”

“No like I said, change your way of calling me away from Onii-chan”

“Something other than Onii-chan, for example?”

“Let’s see, I am one year older than you so, just call me Amakusa-senpai like normal”

“Ehhh, that’s so unhealthy”

“Which part of it……………calling me Onii-chan even though we aren’t blood related is more unhealthy. Anyways, just try it out once to see how it goes”

After urging her, Yuragi murmured reluctantly.

“………..Amakusa-senpai”

“uh!”

My body froze for an instant.

Uooh……..This isnt bad at all. No, it’s Yuragi so she is quite cute (Her appearance) is that of an undercla.s.sman and being called Senpai is the yearning of all males.

“Yuragi, you can do it if you try; use that every time when you call-----”

“Ooooeeeeeee!”

“Wh-what’s wrong!?”

Yuragi suddenly pressed her chest and threw up.

Although she did not puke, she powerlessly lost her strength and fell to the ground on four.

“A-are you alright?”

I quickly pat her back. Her face turned deadly pale and she was sweating profusely; Just what is happening to Yuragi’s body?

“Uu………No, I have to call people Onii-chan or Onee-chan when I call them or else the feeling of throwing up from disgust will…….”

“How serious are you!”

I didn’t have to interact with her so I pushed the ticket to her and returned back to the second floor. Seriously, why is inviting to the pool this tiring………..

Rather, why are we going to the pool in the first place. I didn’t hear anything about a prize before the compet.i.tion was held and I think it feels a little unnatural that it’s this sudden.

“Seriously, what is that president thinking………”

“Did you call~~”

“Uooowaah!”

A sudden voice appeared behind me and I was close to falling on my b.u.t.t.

“P-president……….”

The person making an elegant smile was the student president and the unmovable number 1 of the popular ranking; Seikou Academy’s prided charismatic, Kokubyakuin Seira.

“Wh-when did you get behind…….”

It can’t be helped because there wasn’t any presence of someone around, and she suddenly appeared out of nowhere just like that.

“I kind of felt Amakusa-kun calling me~”

“…………You’re not answering my question at all and I did not call you”

“Oh my, how boring~~”

No, that’s because you are too suspicious.

She would direct her imaginary affections to me, say things that make me think that she knows about the [Curse] and I have no clue about her goal.

“President, just what are you trying to do, what’s with this pool ticket?”

I looked at here with a criticizing look.

“Oh my~~, not pleased by it?”