Part 75 (1/2)
This matter being settled so that neither party could complain, since antiquity was evenly distributed, the catechizing recommenced.
”Do you believe in 'Let dogs delight?'”
”I don't know.”
”What!” screamed Ruperta. ”Oh, you wicked boy! Why, it comes next after the Bible.”
”Then I do believe it,” said Compton, who, to tell the truth, had been merely puzzled by the verb, and was not afflicted with any doubt that the composition referred to was a divine oracle.
”Good boy!” said Ruperta, patronizingly. ”Well, then, this is what puzzles me; your papa and mine don't believe in 'Dogs delight.' They have been quarreling this twelve years and more, and mean to go on, in spite of mamma. She _is_ good. Didn't you know that your papa and mine are great enemies?”
”No, Ruperta. Oh, what a pity!”
”Don't, Compton, don't: there, you have made me cry.”
He set himself to console her.
She consented to be consoled.
But she said, with a sigh, ”What becomes of old people being better than young ones, now? Are you and I bears and lions? Do we scratch out each other's eyes? It is all puzzle, puzzle, puzzle. I wish I was dead!
Nurse says, when I'm dead I shall understand it all. But I don't know; I saw a dead cat once, and she didn't seem to know as much as before; puzzle, puzzle. Compton, do you think they are puzzled in heaven?”
”No.”
”Then the sooner we both go there, the better.”
”Yes, but not just now.”
”Why not?”
”Because of the cowslips.”
”Here's a boy! What, would you rather be among the cowslips than the angels? and think of the diamonds and pearls that heaven is paved with.”
”But _you_ mightn't be there.”
”What! Am I a wicked girl, then--wickeder than you, that is a boy?”
”Oh no, no, no; but see how big it is up there;” they cast their eyes up, and, taking the blue vault for creation, were impressed with its immensity. ”I know where to find you here, but up there you might be ever so far off me.”
”La! so I might. Well, then, we had better keep quiet. I suppose we shall get wiser as we get older. But Compton, I'm so sorry your papa and mine are bears and lions. Why doesn't the clergyman scold them?”
”n.o.body dare scold my papa,” said Compton, proudly. Then, after reflection, ”Perhaps, when we are older, we may persuade them to make friends. I think it is very stupid to quarrel; don't you?”
”As stupid as an owl.”
”You and I had a quarrel once, Ruperta.”
”Yes, you misbehaved.”