Chapter 5 (1/2)
KS Chapter 5
Six in the evening, not athering around the front of Rogelio's shop: so babies, and so as a four-navox TV that even has its own cabinet, a job given to Rogelio that hasn't been picked up yet, and therefore is being tested; the TV is on the news report about the incident that happened on the same day
Reporter: A scene like a e crowd of people can be found gathered together on the road When we approached the crowd, they all had different answers for us
Student: There was a, er…a woave birth to a catfish…
Store Owner: The Satanist's got a new victim…
Jeepney driver: 'Eard there's a crashed spaceshi+p
Reporter: There's a spaceshi+p…? Crashed?!
Jeepney driver: Yup Folks say them man-snakes be livin' there
Girl: I heard Leni Santos and Rey PJ Abellana are in a ain!
For every person shown by the ca when someone they know is shown on the screen
Reporter: However e followed the direction that the witnesses were pointing to, this is e found [Ca to the cross of a tall church] With thelocal fire too short for the job, it took about half an hour before the victiet a statement from him, he said a ninja was the one that left him there When asked why someone would do that to him, he said he “just stole a watermelon”
The watchers were howling once again The laughter drowned out the television, and everyone went to their own conversations
”All I' is, he should have just asked nicely for a watermelon, I mean, it's only a watermelon”
”That's the thing, it's only a watermelon, did they really need to call the cops?”
”It's the government's fault!”
”No, the cops weren't called, the ninja just suddenly appeared”
”Huh, didn't knoe have a superhero! Thought only other countries have those”
”They didn't show it on Channel 13, but awhile ago on Neatch there was soe of the mysterious ninja It was blurry but you could clearly see hile leap”
”Single leap?” Bok-bok glances at Rogelio inside the shop
”Yeah, there weren't any stairs or ropes outside the church If there was, he wouldn't have been able to cliuy with one hand too, after all”
Newscaster: In other news, an overseas contract worker that died in Taation after allegedly dying to an unknown sickness…
”Wait a aBaby asks
”Ninja, like the one from japan, the one's with cover on their faces, the uys”
”Ow kamon! Ninja Kid–that's just Dennis da Silva!¹”
”Hahahahahahaha!”
”Maybe that's the news frouy–lost his mind!² Ahahahaha!”