Part 19 (1/2)

”And what's the bottom of a tree?”

This time, it could have been ”root”.

”And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?

The bark, with a little help, could have been a ”Ruth.”

”There you are,” I said. ”A talking dog.”

”Very cute,” Bowen said. ”Could you please bring your talking dog to the set? It's the last shot of the day. We need him as the strong, silent type, if you don't mind.” He walked away.

”Hmmmm,” Joshua said. ”Guess I should have said 'DiMaggio.'”

”I can't believe you actually knew the joke,” I said.

”Between my brain, Ralph's brain, and Carl's memories, you'd be amazed at the stuff I've got up here,” Joshua said. ”Now, let's go. I do so love those tasty liver snacks I get whenever I do a scene right.” He bounded off to the set, towards the German Shepherd he had been backstabbing mere moments before. The German Shepherd, oblivious to Joshua's treachery, greeted him with a sloppy canine grin.

It was a happy moment. As much as anything else, I remember that fact.

I answered the cel phone on the second ring. ”Mich.e.l.le can't possibly be done with her latex job,” I said. ”It's barely five o' clock.”

”Tom, you have to get out here,” Miranda said. Her voiced odd, strained. ”We have a problem. A big problem.”

”What's the problem?” I asked.

”It's not something I think you'd want me to talk about on a cellular phone,” Miranda said.

”It's a digital phone, Miranda,” I said. ”Virtually snoop-proof. Now what is it?”

There was silence on the other end of the phone.

”Miranda?” I said.

Suddenly Miranda was back. ”Mich.e.l.le's in the hospital, Tom. It's bad. It's very bad. They think she has brain damage. They think she might die. They have her on a respirator right now, and they're trying to figure out what to do next. You have to get out here now, Tom. She's at Pomona Valley Hospital. It's right off the 10. Hurry up.”

”All right,” I said. ”I'm on my way, Miranda.”

”Hurry up, Tom.” Miranda said.

”I will,” I said.

”Hurry,” she said again, and then hung up.

After she hung up I realized her voiced sounded odd because she'd been crying.

Chapter Fourteen.

This much we knew.

Mich.e.l.le and Miranda arrived at the workshop of Featured Creatures, Inc., one of the special effects houses working on Earth Resurrected, at 3:15. Miranda said that she and Mich.e.l.le barely talked on the way out to Pomona, or during the brief lunch they had at the El Loco Taco drive-in before heading out. Mich.e.l.le would answer questions asked her, but that was about it; after about ten minutes of this, Miranda stopped trying to converse and switched the radio on to a light hits station.

They were met at Featured Creatures by Judy Martin, the technician who was going to plaster goo over Mich.e.l.le's face. Miranda said that Martin looked somewhat dazed right from the beginning. As it turned out, Martin's husband had picked that day to announce to his wife that he was divorcing her, and that he intended to marry her younger sister Helen, who, if she really had to know, was the one he'd always been in love with, anyway. Martin had spent most of the day on the phone with her lawyer, her traitorous sister, her mother, and the Ford dealers.h.i.+p at which she and her husband had just jointly purchased an Explorer. She wanted to send it back.

Martin took Mich.e.l.le and Miranda back through the workshop to a room where the latex was to be applied. The room, fairly small to begin with, was stuffed to the ceiling with monster body parts, motor equipment for creature models, and two gallon cans of latex. In a corner of the room was what looked like a dentist's chair, in which Mich.e.l.le was to sit as the latex was applied to her face. Mich.e.l.le sat in the chair and was ready to go, when the workshop intercom paged Judy to the phone. It was the Ford dealers.h.i.+p. Martin went to the phone in the room, punched the flas.h.i.+ng line b.u.t.ton, and immediately began screaming into the receiver. Miranda looked over at Mich.e.l.le to roll her eyes. Mich.e.l.le was just staring out, blankly.

Ten minutes later, Martin slammed down the phone, hollered an obscenity at no one in particular, and stalked back over to the chair to prepare Mich.e.l.le. As she was doing so, she spoke to Miranda.

”You're going to have to leave,” she said. ”You're going to get in my way.”

”I'd rather stay,” Miranda said.

”I don't care,” Martin said ”Get out.”

Miranda flushed, a bad sign for whomever it was who caused the reaction. But before she could fully get her dander up, Mich.e.l.le spoke. ”I want her to stay,” she said.

”This isn't a committee,” Martin said.

”How about we do this,” Miranda said. ”You stay. We leave. We explain to the producers that we left because of you. The producers fire your company from the film. And then your company fires you.”

At this point, Miranda swears, Martin actually snarled. Miranda grabbed a stool from one of the work benches and took a seat. Mich.e.l.le reached over for Miranda's hand. Miranda gave it.

About five minutes later, as Martin applied the latex, Miranda spoke up again. ”How is she going to breathe?” she asked, to Martin.

”What?” Martin said, s.p.a.ckling Mich.e.l.le with a frosting knife.

”You're about to cover her nose with latex.” Miranda said. ”Once you do that, Mich.e.l.le won't be able to breathe. Shouldn't you be thinking about these things?”

”Don't tell me my f.u.c.king job,” Martin said, but went to find a couple of breathing straws for Mich.e.l.le. As Martin covered Mich.e.l.le's nose and eyes with latex, Mich.e.l.le squeezed hard on Miranda's hand. Miranda squeezed back.

After Martin finished, she stepped back and turned to Miranda. ”That's going to take about three hours to dry,” she said. ”She can't move between now and then.”

”Where are you going?” Miranda asked.

”I have to make some phone calls,” Martin said.

”You should stay here,” Miranda said.

”Why?” Martin said. ”You're here, aren't you?” She looked at Mich.e.l.le again. ”You know, she's my husband's favorite actress. He's such an a.s.shole.” And she walked out.

Over the next half hour, Miranda slowly aware that the chicken burrito she had at El Loco Taco was doing terrifying things to her digestive tract. At first she ignored it, but near the end of the half-hour, Miranda felt the line between discomfort and peritonitis had become tissue-thin.

”Mich.e.l.le, I have to find a bathroom,” she said.

Mich.e.l.le's grip on Miranda's hand suddenly became vise-tight.