Chapter 166 Combine harvester (1/2)

Having severed the stem of the plant the huge flower on top topples to one side, its comically oversized mouth thras.h.i.+ng about, trying to bite me until the final bit of energy leaked out of its body.

[You have slain level 6 Flos Fame]

[You have gained experience]

Muahahaha! After smas.h.i.+ng through the kingdom Animalia it's time to reap Bioma.s.s from Plantae!

There are dozens of plants scattered about the tunnel engaged in this battle, some of them attacking with vines, trying to cut and control their prey so they can bring to their cavernous mouths, whilst others employ different methods of attack. Towards the back I can see a completely different looking plant. A long tube like flower head sits atop a bulbous base, the tube on top seems to be rotating as if tracking the action. All of a sudden a huge jet of liquid erupts from the flower, gus.h.i.+ng straight at me!

LEAP!

Pus.h.i.+ng hard with all legs I jump upwards and to the right, narrowly dodging the spray that I can see is a very familiar sort of attack. Some of the fluid splashes over the creature I'd just killed and begins to eat away at the body at a ferocious pace. That is some serious acid!

The d.a.m.ned plant is aiming at me again. Quickly legs, das.h.!.+

[”Hold on tight back there!”] I shout at my pa.s.sengers as my legs once again fire into top gear, moving so quickly they completely blur out of sight.

”Weeeeeee!” giggles Vibrant as the air pressure has her clinging onto my carapace with only a few claws, the rest of her legs dangling behind her in the air.

I thought I said hold on you moron!

Checking on my other pa.s.senger I can see that Crinis has also extended out of a few extra tentacles to let them be blown backward by the wind. At least she was sensible enough to not let go with any of her other limbs…

I can't wait until these troublemakers are too large to ride on my back. Not long now Anthony, hold on a little more!

Somehow the tube plant is able to track my movement and fires several short bursts of acid towards me as I race toward it, forcing me to zig and zag to throw of its aim. I can almost smell the fear of this aggressive vegetable as I close in, mandibles slowly opening wide!

*Splintering chomp!*

Being careful to only penetrate the plant with my ethereal mandibles and not my own physical ones I crunch down savagely on the bulging sack at the base of the plant. As I expected, the moment my jaws puncture through the soft flesh of the plant, ma.s.sive gouts of acid begin to spray out everywhere as the internal pressure forces the fluid through these new outlets.

The plant sways violently like a drunk as it's precious acid leaks away but it hasn't taken any fatal damage. Aiming another shot at me, from point blank range I can almost feel the plant screaming at me ”d.a.m.ned meat bag! Take this!”.

But I've already raced away. The usual jet of fluid doesn't materialise, instead a rather sad dribble of acid pours out of the tube. Without sufficient pressure it seems this particular flowery foe has lost its bite.

Gweheheheh.

Just like this I start to race around the cavern with my two pa.s.sengers having way too much fun, disabling the plant monsters by tr.i.m.m.i.n.g their leaves, chopping at their vines and puncturing their weak points. Tiny continues his berserk rampage, ripping plants apart with his bare hands, smas.h.i.+ng their main bodies to pulp, even shoving his arm into the gaping mouth of one plant and pulling it inside out.

…. Disgusting. I mean, was that strictly necessary Tiny? You could have just punched it in the face, but no, pulling it inside out from its mouth. That's an image I have to live with now, thanks.

In short order we manage to cull this particular section of tunnel, handing most of the experience off to Tiny and letting Vibrant take the last hit on two of the plants to pump her levels a little bit.

Now time for the feast!

After eating meat and squishy internal organs for most of my new life I'm ready to try something new, a bit of leafy greens, essential fibre!

Starting with one of the big mouthed flowers I start to chow down on this new cuisine. Hmmmmm. Chewy, rough, extremely fibrous, almost like eating a rope… and oh! .. The internals are quite.. Squishy and….. Horrible. This is just as bad as eating centipedes. Dammit!

Come on Gandalf! When are we going to find a monster that is basically a nice pie on legs?! Or a monster that fires roasted chicken out of its face cannon? Surely there is something is this d.a.m.n Dungeon that tastes good?

I should have had Tiny rob the kitchen at the castle as well as the treasury…

Tiny, Vibrant and Crinis don't seem to particularly care as they rip into the Bioma.s.s with gusto. I'm still confused at how Crinis, despite being so much smaller than me, manages to have a bigger mouth than I do…