Chapter 247 Changer of ways (1/2)
Right then. For the time being, my skills had been dealt with. Now for the juicy bit.
The Bioma.s.s.
But first.
[Crinis…]
When she received my mental communication the little ball shrinks in on herself, withdrawing her stalk until she's almost touching the ground.
[Um… Y… yes? Master?] she stammers.
…
[Is there something you want to tell me? Has some sort of milestone been achieved?] I enquire.
[N, no? I can't think of anything like that, Master]
So evasive!
[You wouldn't be worried about having to make choices for yourself again, would you Crinis? Panicked that you might make a selection that I didn't approve of? If that were the case, I'd be quite disappointed] my voice drops to a sinister low by the end.
[Hiiiiii!] she squeaks.
I can only sigh. Why are pets so weird? This should be a joyous occasion, the individual should be jumping for joy and as the master I would bathe in that reflected happiness, smiling deeply, feeling smug and satisfied that all things were travelling on the path that I ordained.
No.
Instead, I have to bully my own pet into evolving, or watch my pet evolve into an imbecilic lump of muscle meat. Crinis is just paranoid about having to make her own choices, not wis.h.i.+ng to do something 'wrong'.
[Look, Crinis, I'm very happy that you are ready to evolve. It's a great thing! So as soon as we are finished speaking we will finalize your core and you will evolve. Okay?]
[…..]
[OKAY?!]
[yes… Master….]
Don't sulk!
[I want to remind you of something. When I recreated you from your core, I made sure to make adjustments so that you'd be perfect, the best little murder ball of boundless horror and death in all of Pangera. I also created a special evolutionary path for you. You understand?]
The little ball seems struck dumb, growing incredibly still.
[You did that Master? For me?]
[Of course I did. We are connected by bonds of friends.h.i.+p, not just those of Master and servant. Whatever I can do to help you, I will. Do you understand that me creating your evolution means I'm meeting you halfway on this right? I've already made a good chunk of the decisions for you. The rest you need to look inside yourself to find the answers that best fit the kind of monster that you want to be.”
[…. But!]
[No buts!]
THWACK.
Swinging an antenna around in a vicious arc I whack the little tennis ball right in the middle, sending her flying to the corner in which I keep my core stockpile.
[Let's do this!]
Ignoring her attempted excuses and protests, I fuse together a special core and whack her on the head with it until she finally absorbs it.
[Now go evolve, dammit!]
[huuuuuu]
Sniffling quietly to herself, Crinis retreats to one side of the chamber and begins the process of her evolution. This is only her second evolution but it's going to be exciting to see exactly how she changes. I know the broad strokes of it of course, but exactly what she will decide to change for herself will be interesting to see.
I know I'm being harsh on her, after all, the only thing she wants is to be as helpful as possible, but she has to develop some independence, become her own Crinis!