Part 64 (2/2)

Entertainments_. A fisherman had drawn up a box or vase in his net, and on breaking it open a genius issued therefrom, and threatened the fisherman with immediate destruction because he had been enclosed so long. Said the fisherman to the genius, ”I wish to know whether you really were in that vase.” ”I certainly was,” said the genius. ”I cannot believe it,” replied the fisherman, ”for the vase could not contain even one of your feet.” Then the genius, to prove his a.s.sertion, changed into smoke, and entered into the vase, saying, ”Now, incredulous fisherman, dost thou believe me?” But the fisherman clapped the leaden cover on the vase, and told the genius that he was about to throw the box into the sea, and that he would build a house on the spot to warn others not to fish up so wicked a genius.--_Arabian Nights_ (”The Fisherman,” one of the early tales).

? St. Patrick, I fear, had read the _Arabian Nights_, and stole a leaf from the fisherman's book.

_St. Patrick a Gentleman._

Oh, St. Patrick was a gentleman, Who came of dacent people ...

This song was written by Messrs. Bennet and Toleken, of Cork, and was first sung by them at a masquerade in 1814. It was afterwards lengthened for Webbe, the comedian, who made it popular.

=Patriot King= (_The_), Henry St. John, Viscount Bolingbroke (1678-1751).

He hired Mallet to traduce Pope after his decease, because the poet refused to give up certain copies of a work which the statesman wished to have destroyed.

Write as if St. John's soul could still inspire, And do from hate what Mallet did for hire.

Byron, _English Bards and Scotch Reviewers_ (1809).

=Patriot of Humanity.= So Byron calls Henry Grattan (1750-1820).--_Don Juan_ (preface to canto vi., etc..[TN-71] 1824).

=Patron= (_The_), a farce by S. Foote (1764). The patron is Sir Thomas Lofty, called by his friends, ”sharp-judging Adriel, the Muse's friend, himself a Muse,” but by those who loved him less, ”the modern Midas.”

Books without number were dedicated to him, and the writers addressed him as the ”British Pollio, Atticus, the Maecenas of England, protector of arts, paragon of poets, arbiter of taste, and sworn appraiser of Apollo and the Muses.” The plot is very simple: Sir Thomas Lofty has written a play called _Robinson Crusoe_, and gets Richard Bever to stand G.o.dfather to it. The play is d.a.m.ned past redemption, and to soothe Bever, Sir Thomas allows him to marry his niece, Juliet.

Horace Walpole, earl of Orford, is the original of ”Sir Thomas Lofty”

(1717-1797).

=Patten=, according to Gay, is so called from Patty, the pretty daughter of a Lincolns.h.i.+re farmer, with whom the village blacksmith fell in love.

To save her from wet feet when she went to milk the cows, he mounted her clogs on an iron eke.

The patten now supports each frugal dame, Which from the blue-eyed Patty takes its name.

Gay, _Trivia_, i. (1712).

(Of course, the word is the French _patin_, ”a skate or high-heeled shoe,” from the Greek, _patein_, ”to walk.”)

=Pattieson= (_Mr. Peter_), in the introduction of _The Heart of Midlothian_, by Sir W. Scott, and again in the introduction of _The Bride of Lammermoor_. He is a hypothetical a.s.sistant teacher at Gandercleuch, and the feigned author of _The Tales of My Landlord_, which Sir Walter Scott pretends were published by Jedediah Cleishbotham, after the death of Pattieson.

=Patton= (_Mrs._). Tailoress and talker, otherwise known as ”the Widow Jim,” who has all genealogy and relations.h.i.+p at her tongue's end. ”She chatters all day as the swallows chatter, and you do not tire of her.”--Sarah Orne Jewett, _Deephaven_ (1877).

=Patterson= (_Elizabeth_). One of the most remarkable women of this century. The beautiful daughter of a Baltimore merchant prince, she captivated Jerome Bonaparte, (then a minor, and dependent on his brother), who was visiting America. In the face of parental opposition, she married him Dec. 24, 1803. Napoleon (First Consul) promptly repudiated the marriage, ordered his brother home, and forbade all French vessels to receive as a pa.s.senger, ”_the young person_ with whom Citizen Joseph has connected himself.” In October, 1804, the young couple sailed for France in the s.h.i.+p _Philadelphia_, but were blown ash.o.r.e at Lewes, Del. In March, 1805, they embarked again, reaching Lisbon, April 2. Napoleon (now emperor) refused to allow them to enter France, but sent to know ”what he could do for _Miss Patterson_.” She replied that ”Madame Bonaparte demanded her rights as one of the imperial family.” The contest was unequal. She was sent back to America, and the marriage declared null and void. Her son, Jerome, was born in England, July 7, 1805. She was never allowed to see her husband again, yet her ambitious projects for ”Bo,” as she called her son, were unremitting until the downfall of the Bonarparte[TN-72] family. After this, she aimed to ally him with the English n.o.bility, a design thwarted by his love-match with a lovely Baltimorean. She was an able financier, and became one of the richest women in Baltimore. Retaining her mind and many traces of her extraordinary beauty to the last, she died, April 3, 1879, at the age of ninety-four.

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