44 What do you do if you cant grill them crispy enough? (1/2)

I am seriously and royally pissed.

that nasty butt, totally stink high heaven. i kid you not, dog and cat poop smells better than their butt that for sure!

i am imagining all kind of things that they had poke with that spear butt of theirs. i bet they didn't wash their butt. With soap. And may I add anti-bacterial one because seriously, that really need a major bath.

Sheesh, no wonder their skin is so tough! I bet if you washed off all that flaky, yucky and definitely full with stinky germs away, their skin will be super soft like a newborn baby. That will make our work here easier. But then again, I dont have any time to test out my theory, dumb (maybe) but sound enough to test it out.

just imagine, having someone waved their but left and right and it stink like something rotting in there! not to mentioned the threat it carried with a long pointy spear. everytime i cut it, it'll just undergo a freaking binary fission. i mean, come on... it's not even microscopic enough to be called an amoeba. puh-lezzzz..

Hell no. I am not going to be their momma and wash that butt off. I did that eight and seven years ago, and I'm not starting that now, right here. Although...

”Ugh, cover me”

”Why? What happened?”

”I want to puk-” blerrggghhhh. Hey, Dont blame me. I always have a strong stomach but that stench totally take a stinking cake above all.

”What should we name our baby?” Asked Kuro, with his back facing me. He hacked through one of the bugs, trying to find their core and destroy it.

I was looking at him in daze. It took me few minutes to register what he meant by that.

He is definitely teasing me. And he was holding in his laugh.

”Ha! It wont happen, not unless you stick in your little junior there in my va jayjay. So dream on.”

”Maybe, we should try it out after this” he said iver his shoulder.

”Ugh, just focus on hacking them. I'm busy”

”You're just crouching there, dear. I'm doing all the work” another one down and thousands more bugs to go. And while I said trust in me to Kuro earlier, but man.. woman nose is delicate okay? Our nose are meant to smell good flowers, good food and maybe get to endure couple of years babies poop, but overall, you get the gist of it.

”I'm busy nursing my urge to puke. Their butt too stinky” I shuddered and trying my best to tamp down the urge to vomit again.

”Its not that bad”

I look at him dumbfounded.

”I dont even want to ask what kind of environment you've been living for you to say 'that' doesnt smell bad” the chagrin on his face made me bite my lips.