56 Mumu mu mumumumu. (1/2)
16.25 We continue our walks, always under the eyes of passersby but no longer pay attention. I have just found what replace my sunglasses very ugly. Glasses tinted diamond-shaped. The class has met Lisa and Lisa looks like a super star now. Well if you do not take into account my old faded cap. I saw a lot of hats in the storefronts, some only cost $ 20, while others cost more than $ 1,200 but I found none that I liked. Then suddenly, in a shop that does not attract much attention the Excalibur hat winks at me. 50s style like those that the sublime Lauren Bacall may have worn. Black color, with a little cute snail embroidered on the side that moves my heart, I run in the shop to buy it before another client steals it. It must be mine, yes, we will be a pair of inseparable, like those birds that spend their whole lives singing together.
I jump before the saleswoman who scream from afraid. ”Hello madam, I'll want Lauren Bacall's hat with the snail on the side.”
She looks at me strangely, thinks and then laughs. ”Hello, I see what hat you want to talk about. This is one of our most beautiful piece but also one of our dearest, taking into account your age miss, are you sure you have enough money to pay for this kind of hat in limited edition?”
It is true that I did not see the price and it was under a kind of glass, but no problems. ”Yes, I have money so please give me Lauren Bacall's hat before a ugly client steals it from me.”
Stop laughing and go get it. ”You are funny. I'm going and do not worry, no ugly client will rob you.”
I'm saved, she finally moves her big ass. Here she is again with the missing link of the hat. This is my friend who will cover my head. ”I am in love.”
Stop making fun of me and go to the cashier. ”Mademoiselle, this hat was only produced in four copies, its materials are all first quality, so you will understand that its price is somewhat indecent and I'm afraid you can not afford such a work of art.”
Shut up a little old skin with a flabby ass. ”How much for my new friend?”
Stop stroking my friend. ”9895 €”
It hurts the ass. ”I take it. I can not leave him here, he get bored in this storefront. Quickly, let's go to the cashier, I will not feel safe until I pay and put it on my head.”
After paying, I head for a cabin, and put my friend on my head without lifting my hair. I knew it, we are made for each other. With him on the head I'm no longer Lisa but the goddess Lisa. Oh holy Lisa pray for us poor sinners pfffff. I put my new glasses and I am ready to sunny this Parisian cloudy day. When I come out I see the customers and the salesgirl look at me. I understand ladies your surprise in front a deity such as me. You have the right to bow down and I will bless you Mouhahaha. As I walk towards the exit with confidence, the saleswoman stops me. ”Miss, the back of your skirt had to hang in the cabin or when you ran into the store and we see your pantie under your tights.” !!!!! Divinity my ass! I am the queen of idiots who passes for a cretin again and again. If I went out like that, a photo of me had circulated on the internet and that I had been recognized, I already see the titles of the magazines. (After the sexy nightie, the hole in the skirt, Lisa Hanckok really likes to show her buttocks.), (Lisa Hanckok spanks in Paris, shopping with a smile.) Ahhh, my life is sometimes so pathetic. After buying a new skirt more classic but pretty in this store, we come out, but I can not enjoy as much as I wanted my new friend. Why are you asking me? Because I'm ashamed, that's why. Jenna explodes with laughter. I could see that she had been holding back her emotions this cruel girlfriend. Heartless little traitor, but this time she lets her joy come out. You'll see that night when you sleep, I'll give you a surprise.
16:50 We continue our shopping and then having a little thirsty we stop in a modern bar full of young people. Keeping my hat and glasses on while removing my coat looks suspicious, but I have no choice. The 4 mastiff are sitting at the table next to us but do not relax their vigilance.
A girl who is not more than fourteen stops by our table and speaks in a low voice. ”Hi, you're the model Lisa Hanckok right? I'm a fan and do not worry I will not say you're here. I just want you to give me some advice and an autograph, will you?”
Of course, little angel. ”Sit with us. You're right, I'm Lisa. What do you want to know? How can I call you?”