Chapter 1285 - Senior White’s new innate skill (1/2)
A dignified voice sounded. “Sage White, you’re very handsome!”
Song Shuhang: “…”
This was the ‘Sage Speech’ function of the Sage Seal. When a Profound Sage transmitted their voice through the ‘Sage Speech’, their words would carry a sense of great dignity. If it was some commanding sentence, these words would then be accompanied by the effect of [Absolute Command].
Since when has the Sage Seal gained the ability to say aloud the thoughts of its master? Song Shuhang was confused.
Anyway, the problem was that the sentence ‘Sage White, you’re very handsome!’ was the opening remark that led to a taboo conversation.
The Sage Seal couldn’t possibly be planning on saying the rest of the sentence as well, right?
I absolutely cannot let the Sage Seal speak again. I have to take it back!
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Right after Senior White and Su Clan’s Sixteen exited the spatial channel, they heard the words of Song Shuhang’s Sage Seal.
After being stunned for a moment, Senior White replied, “Thank you?”
His good looks was something that had been long established, but it was still his first time getting praised by a Sage Seal with that kind of tone.
“Go back, don’t make any more trouble for me.” Song Shuhang stretched out his hand and slapped the seal as he tried to take it back.
After being slapped by Song Shuhang, the Sage Seal slightly shook, and then it continued to say to Senior White, “Sage White, when your hair reaches~”
F*ck!
“Aaaaaah!” Song Shuhang roared loudly using the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯.
The roar reverberated like thunder, and coupled with the power of Song Shuhang’s Mouth Aperture’s innate skill, ‘Illusory Sound’, the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯ exhibited a special 3D surround sound effect.
The sound was simply deafening.
With that, he was able to forcibly suppress the voice of the Sage Seal.
I was almost done for.
Fortunately, I was quick-witted and had mastered the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯.
Otherwise, I might have already been sent flying on the disposable meteor sword 002 edition.
Song Shuhang secretly rejoiced in his heart—it was great that humans had great potential that allowed them to become quick-witted in times of crisis.
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“Heavens, little friend Song, what are you doing?” the sea turtle said depressedly. I have just been devastated by Dharma King Creation’s singing, and now Song Shuhang used the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯, can’t you have mercy on me?
Senior White: “…”
Su Clan’s Sixteen kept rubbing her ears. Song Shuhang’s ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯ caught everyone off guard, no one managed to react in time.
“The ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯! Wonderful!” At this time, Dharma King Creation suddenly clapped his hands. “I can use the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯ to sing in my next concert. With that, the effects of my singing would definitely improve.”
Dharma King Creation had awakened a new skill.
In the audience seats, several powerful cultivators had been awakened by Song Shuhang’s ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯, only to hear Dharma King Creation’s new plans for his concert. These powerful cultivators imagined Dharma King Creation’s ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯ concert and fainted right after—it was going to be a ma.s.sacre!
Soft Feather patted her ears, and said, “Senior Song, the next time you use the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯, it would be better if you at least warned us.”
After saying that, she had a sudden idea. She squeezed her chin and fell into contemplation.
Soft Feather had a high tolerance for explosive sounds; this was how she could enjoy Dharma King Creation’s singing.
Song Shuhang had used the ❮Roaring Lion’s Technique❯ to suppress the second half of the Sage Seal’s words, but she was still able to vaguely tell apart the dignified Sage Seal’s voice from the lion roar.
However, as the voice of the Sage Seal had been suppressed, she wasn’t able to hear it very well.
At this moment, she was constantly a.n.a.lyzing and trying to decipher the second half of the Sage Seal’s words.
After removing the noise, the following words of the Sage Seal should be…
Soft Feather tried to guess the second half of the Sage Seal’s words. “When your hair grows longer, add me as your friend? No, that doesn’t make sense.”
At the side, Dharma King Creation curiously asked, “What’s Soft Feather saying?”
Soft Feather replied, “I’m trying to decipher the second half of the words that came out of Senior Song’s Sage Seal.”
“What?” Song Shuhang rubbed his throat. He had completely suppressed the sound of his Sage Seal, how could Soft Feather decipher the sentence?
What was the deal with her ear structure?
Soft Feather asked, “The Sage Seal wants to add Senior White as a friend? Could there be some kind of mutual friend function between Sage Seals?”
Song Shuhang let out a breath of relief.
He reached out and firmly grasped the Sage Seal, and then forced it back into his body. Recently, he had been neglecting the Sage Seal. The event today was a good reminder for him that he should take the time to strengthen his control over the Sage Seal so as to never let something like what had just happened repeat itself.
Dharma King Creation said, “That can’t be right. If the first part was [Sage White, when your long hair grows…], how did the second part become [add me as your friend]?”
Song Shuhang: “…”
Soft Feather said, “Well, that’s the result of my a.n.a.lysis.”
Dharma King Creation commented, “The sentence doesn’t make sense, so it certainly can’t be that. It should be something else.”
Song Shuhang hurried to say, “Stop trying to decipher it.” If they continued trying to decipher it, they might just be able to figure out the original text.
Soft Feather looked at Song Shuhang suspiciously.
Song Shuhang repeatedly winked at Soft Feather and Dharma King Creation, and warned, “If you continue a.n.a.lyzing it, our boat of friends.h.i.+p will flip over.”
“Hahaha~” Dharma King Creation immediately understood what Song Shuhang was trying to say, so he smiled and got ready to change the subject.
However, he could not think of any new topic for now.
As such, after a while, Dharma King Creation laughed again. “Hahaha.”
So anxious, what would be a good thing to talk about right now?
The entire scene was fairly awkward.
“Senior Song, the meaning of that saying about the boat of friends.h.i.+p has already changed.” Soft Feather raised her hand, and said, “Not long ago, the netizens added the ‘river of love’ setting to the ‘friends.h.i.+p boat flipping over’ meme. And so, after the boat flips over, the ones on the boat would end up falling in the river of love. As such, with this new setting added, the overturning of the friends.h.i.+p boat has actually become a good thing.”
The corners of Song Shuhang’s mouth twitched.
Soft Feather continued, “In other words, if you were to say this sentence right now, it would be akin to a love confession. The hidden meaning behind it is: our friends.h.i.+p level is already maxed, we should now move on to love. So just now, Senior Song, were you expressing your love to Senior Creation and me?”
Song Shuhang: “Pfff~”
Dharma King Creation: “Pfff~”
Fortunately, Dharma King Creation and Soft Feather were not Thrice Reckless Mad Saber.
If Thrice Reckless had been present, with his death-seeking character, he would have definitely continued to decipher the contents of the words that the Sage Seal had said.
At this moment, a cultivator among the audience stood up, and said, “Ah, your deduction skill is simply too weak; I can’t handle it. I’ll tell you what that voice was trying to say!”
He pushed his gla.s.ses up, and said, “After listening to the first sentence, I would be able to decipher it with only my toes. The original text is definitely ‘Sage White, when your hair reaches your waist, will you— Aaaaah~”