Chapter 165 (1/2)
”Jokes?”
Zhang Zhiqin wiped his mouth. Mo Yan is usually so terrible that he doesn't look like a joke teller?
Mo Yan had taken the bottle back from his hand, and he didn't dislike it. He also blew at the bottle, and then told it faintly:
”Ten years ago, there was a young girl who had just graduated from college. She met a man when she was working,
Although the man was poor, he was very progressive and handsome. The man took the initiative to pursue her, and they soon became lovers.
Before long, men proposed to the girl. At that time, the house price in Kyoto was not as high as it is now, but men still had no money to buy a wedding house,
The girl's income was very good, so she paid the down payment for a house with her own money.
In order not to make men feel inferior in front of outsiders, the girl specially gave the man's name to the family in the house, and then the two people went to get the certificate.
During the period before the wedding, men were in a rising career and were busy with their work. They contacted the studio to take wedding photos, send wedding invitations to relatives and friends, book hotels and find a wedding company... All these things are done by girls.
A friend advised the girl not to be so determined and to leave a way for herself, but the girl didn't listen. She felt that if she liked a person, she should treat him wholeheartedly. ”
”Such a good woman, can you give me a dozen?” Hearing this, Zhang Zhiqin tut sighed and then said:
”Eh, why is this plot a little like Mr. Lin and brother Fang?”
Mo Yan ignored him and continued:
”Soon it was the wedding day. She put on her wedding dress with joy and full of expectation...”
At this point, Mo Yan suddenly stopped.
”Go on.”
Zhang Zhiqin looked at Mo Yan strangely and complained:
”Your joke is too long and not funny. Surely no one wanted to hear it before?”
”This idiot.” At this time, a dark figure hid in the kitchen and scolded in a low voice across the door.
”Zhang planning seems a little unwise.” Another slim shadow also whispered, and then his tone became a little worried:
”Sister Yan has never said anything about her before. Don't let her know that we have heard.”
Lin Yao lies behind the kitchen door and looks out quietly.
Neither Li Guan nor Su Yu slept well. One loved to lift the quilt and the other liked to roll. Lin Yao took care of them all night and didn't sleep much.
Just got up and wanted to pour some water in the kitchen, but I just met Fang Xiaole who also got up to drink water.
Before they spoke, they saw Mo Yan coming out of the other bedroom, carrying a bottle of red wine on the table, and leaning against the sofa to drink.
Drinking and crying.
Zhang Zhiqin, who slept on the sofa, was woken up. Mo Yan told Zhang Zhiqin her ”joke”.
”I don't want to say.” At this time, Mo Yan in the living room said suddenly after a moment of silence.
”You... How can you tell a joke without telling it halfway? Isn't it torture? ”
Zhang Zhiqin didn't expect Mo Yan to stop talking and hurried.
”Finish this bottle of wine and I'll say.”
Mo Yan looked at him scratching his ears and cheeks. He couldn't help laughing. He reached out and handed the wine bottle to him.
Zhang Zhiqin saw that more than half of the bottle of red wine was left. He quickly waved his hand: ”then I still won't listen.”
”I knew you couldn't. I'll drink it myself.” Mo Yan sneered, raised his neck, put the red wine bottle into his mouth.
”Hey, you'll die if you drink like this!” Zhang Zhiqin had no choice but to grab the bottle:
”We're half a person, aren't we?”
”It's still like a man.”
Mo Yan glanced at him. The moonlight and the outside light shone on her face. There was a little charm in her anger, which was a style that had never appeared on this face.
”Drink.”
Mo Yan urged. Zhang Zhiqin quickly wiped the saliva on the corner of her mouth, took the bottle and took a big mouthful, finally pressing down some strange emotion.
The two of them took one mouthful at the bottle, and soon finished the bottle of red wine.