Chapter 270: The non-inheritors (1/2)

Chapter 270: The non-inheritors

Early the next morning, Xu Tingsheng was rudely awoken by a call from Fang Yuqing.

Fang Yuqing told him what had happened the previous night.

Xu Tingsheng gloated over his unfortunate farce, “The heck, you’re really lucky! After you proposed to Yuqing’s Mum, her Dad actually didn’t storm right over and kill you dead. He’s really got quite the good temper.”

Fang Yuqing exclaimed, “Scram! Wasn’t it all your fault in the first place?”

Xu Tingsheng said, “What happened then? The most important thing is-what happened then? What did Yuqing say? “

“She got me a wet towel and brewed me a cup of tea.”

“She didn’t say anything? “

“She couldn’t! Uncle and Auntie cornered me on the sofa and educated me for more than two hours, all the way till after 2am in the morning. Yuqing couldn’t get in a word.”

“What did her parents say then?”

“They just asked me to properly concentrate on finding a job for now, saying that we should wait till after graduation before talking about these things. Anyway, it was crazy embarrassing.”

“Seems like Yuqing didn’t tell her parents about your family’s situation.”

“Right.”

“What happened afterwards?”

“Afterwards, I was put up in the guest room and so they went back to sleep. I’d already sobered up then. I didn’t sleep at all the whole night…I went to find Yuqing’s parents early in the morning and took my leave.”

“You didn’t sneak over to Yuqing’s room in the middle of the night?”

“Get lost! Can’t you teach me anything proper?”

“Where are you now then?”

“In my car, hiding in some bend right outside her home district.”

“Have Yuqing’s parents left?”

“Yeah. They probably went off to work.”

“What about Yuqing then?”

“I didn’t see her leave. She should still be at home. Still, she just refuses to answer my calls or reply to my messages. What do you think’s happening here? What does Yuqing mean by this? My ring’s still warming my pocket here.”

“She should be feeling conflicted, hesitant, lost.”

“So? What should I do?”

“Go back and knock on her door.”

“Huh? What for?”

“After the door opens, you directly go wall-blam.”

“Wall-blam? What’s that?”

“Just press Yuqing directly against the wall and forcefully kiss her. Be a bit fiercer, a bit wilder and a bit more domineering. If she pushes you, hold your ground. If she hits you, take it like a man. If she bites you…you’ll just no longer be able to speak in the future at most.”

“…You really don’t intend to teach me anything proper, do you?”

“As soon as women get conflicted and hesitant over something, their minds will just get more and more tangled up in it. They’ll only become more conflicted and hesitant and they’ll forever be unable to make up their minds. At times like these, there’s only a single method that works, which is to make up their minds for them, forcing them to accept your opinion…it’s your choice whether to listen to me or not.”

“Then…if I really do listen. That…wall-blam, how long do I go on with it?”

“When she stops resisting and falls limp, that’s when you carry her into her room.”

“Xu Tingsheng, I seem to remember that you’re the only virgin amongst the lot of us? Where did you learn all of these?”

“It’s your choice whether to listen to me or not. Anyway…when she’ll do whatever you ask, take out your ring, cry as is appropriate, and say whatever it is that has to be said. Right, remember to put on your clothes before kneeling.”

“…only a fool would listen to you.”

“Like I said, it’s your choice. I’ve got a call coming in. I’m hanging up.”