Chapter 1 (1/2)
Act 01: Mr Nice Guy and the Imbecile Author
I'nant!!
Love 123: Congratulations _
I'm Handsome: What should I do?
Love 123: What color?
I'm Handsome: Standard Gray color, there are two!
Love 123: When did you buy them from me?
I'm Handsome: Huh? I didn't buy them from you
Chinchilla: Gray Color
Hang Hang stared at the screen as large beads of sweat rolled down his forehead
The person with the ”I'er
What's with this person? He didn't buy from me, yet he wants me to solve his problem?
Since he had been talking with him and was able to understand the condition those chinchillas were in, Hang Hang thought he should just go ahead and give a helping hand It uy to be able to find hi that this person is quite sloppy, he was afraid this person nancy It was his misfortune to meet with this customer, it would be ok if he did not know about it; since he did, it only made him feel even more uneasy Moreover, it was just another custo to his store, he would be able to make profit out of him with just the purchase of pet food, snacks, and other trivial supplies I don't have to worry that you won't look for ht?
The other person asked for the address, and kept on applauding after knowing the store is at No 10 on Yan Dai Xie Street; the person also e, which is really close by
Hang Hang watched as that ied off, and sat in front of his laptop for a few more minutes; it seemed like business on Taobao is pretty slow today
The wind chihout the store, Hang Hang looked up and it really was Miss Zhu with her Bobtail ”Superman”
Bobtail Breed
”Hi… I'm here”
”You're early today, please have a seat, let us arrange solass of ice water and handed it to to Miss Zhu, the Bobtail obediently sat next to her
”I tend to have the habit to co and also took out Superive him some treats
”hello?” The wind chihteen years old or so came in
”hello? May I help you?”
”Ah, I' food”
”Sure, do you knohat brand?”
”How ree?”
”The fill with stuffing one or the regular one?”
”The stuffing one”
”8 Yuan”
”Ah! That's cheap”
”Yes How much you want?”
”Het me four pounds, I cannot carry more than that”
”Alright, please wait for a second Do you ater? There is cold water in that dispenser, the cups are next to it”
”That's really nice I've just moved here, and it's quite convenience to have a pet store near by” The girl took a cup and dispensed some water, ”It's really hot today”
”Yeah, it's summer now Where do you live?”
”At Zhong Xi”
Zhong Xi – nickna, so Ziyi, Tiffany Tang, Zhang Han, Chen Xiao
”Oh, that's very near”
”Yeah, I'll come here often”
Hang Hang brought out two bags of four pounds worth of dog food: ”Here's the dog food”
”Great Let irl went up to the cashi+er, ”Howhere?”
”Which breed?”
”Schnauzer!”
Schnauzer
”If only trie is 120”
”It's not bad, how about bathing?”
”50”
”Ok”
”Here is your change Let ive you our business card, you can call in for consultation”
”Thank you!”
The girl left the store in an uplifting mood; this pet store is not just close by, the owner is handsome, and the price is reasonable; for sure she would come here often…
When Miss Zhu finished an article in hercaain”
”Please take care of my Superman, hm?”
”Ok Coo! Wash up with me…”
Miss Zhu watched as Superazine
Hang Hang stretched his shoulders a bit and then got back in front of his computer This was just another day in his dull life That was right, Hang Hang's daily routine was that ordinary,he had a medium-size pet shop that provides a variety of materials and services to the pet lovers; two eirls that carry veterinary licenses, and also love ani's pet shop is located at No 10 of Yan Dai Xie Street, it is a private single yard, a big two-story house in old Western-style; the first floor and the yard are being turned into the pet shop, while the second floor is his private residence This courtyard was bought by his father a long tio, aside from that, they also have another residence in Tiananmen Square; unfortunately, it is vacant because his parents are diplomats and often stay abroad
Tiananmen Square
Everyday, Hang Hang wakes up at ten o'clock, and opens the shop at exactly ten-thirty, the shop stays open fro and Ying Ying change shi+ft at four o'clock everyday They both have been working here for two years; therefore, they have a really good relationshi+p with the customers' pets
Hang Hang does not have any special hobbies, only pets and traveling His , male, who is about to turn four years old this year, and they have a very close relationshi+p Logically speaking, Hang Hang's life is really fulfilling, except that he is in need of a co; most importantly, it has to be male _
[T/N: Long Long – the name of his pet]
”Yes, going from Tianan Ze sat in the backseat of the taxi, next to hi isolated — because during pregnancy period, the fe of the male, so there is no choice but to put them in isolation
Liang Ze looked at his two beloved babies with anxiety and fear soht happen
Before leaving the house, Liang Ze had double checked that he had h to solve the problem Of course, he was a bit upset when he found out he only had a bit ht, he went out to have a grand celebration, it was inevitable that his wallet is alo out drinking with hiet, because once he is drunk, he would definitely say this sentence: ”Whoever tries to pay for this, I won't let the Ze at that time, he would definitely want to pay for everyone, but once he gets sober he would start to hate hiht he must have been possessed by an unwritten rule that has been stuck with hi once he receives royalty payment; moreover, each time he will spend all the money in the wallet ==
Liang Ze works as a freelance journalist, , his fixed azine, the revenue is only 1500 Yuan, the rest is based on his contribution to the azine, so it is somewhat stable; besides, he also writes fictions, last year he got to publish a novella ”Moe”[1] on ”Gu shi+”[2] which had won an honorable literary award; right now, he has just signed with a publishi+ng house and has been working hard to publish his first novel ”Huakai Bu Bai” (Undefeated Bloom), the story is about the three different women in three different eras, who have witnessed the rise and fall of the society and their fa Ze does not look like a literary novelist, yet he is actually a novelist
[T/N: [1] – Na word; [2] Naazine, literal translation is ”Story” or ”Tale”]
Why should we say that he does not look like one? According to his friends' words — Liang Ze's sharp-witted thinking is only limited within the confinement of his literary works
Ah, those words are true He is a very sloppy, foolish, and stupid person Let's elaborate it
Being sloppy
Liang Ze has been living by hie, because his parents have passed away in an accidental death when he was young, and his only older brother isalone in this apart turned into a study room, that is the only soe bedroohout the year, old clotheswith new clothes on the floor, and novels fro up into aroom is even worse, it is filled with a variety of expensive unnecessities They really are just useless stuffs, for exa Ze spent 7000 Yuan on; in fact, that ical, and not even an antique one, it was so it; another exa Dynasty and is said to be taken out froht it for 9000 Yuan, and then had it evaluated by an expert: it is produced in 1999 at Jingdezhen City Another one is a half-size human Teddy bear, it is said to be the first Teddy bear in the world, Liang Ze spent 5000 Yuan, but it is an imitation from Slovakia in 1995…
[T/N: Jingdezhen City – hest quality porcelain in China]
An exadezhen Vase
Being foolish
Liang Ze has done so s, that even his close friends call him stupid Exa Ze encountered chinchillas hen he accompanied his sister-in-law to a pet shop, at that ti the countless ani Ze really did not knohat a chinchilla looks like, he only saw a chubby lu doith its back to hie, and within seconds, the chinchilla bit on his finger
Pekingese
Liang Ze shouted, ”What is this?”
The owner said, ”A chinchilla”
”Why did it biteZe asked