Chapter 3: Kiss kiss me, I love you (2/2)
Bai Cai quit the game and was about to shut down the computer when he saw an unread email.
It was sent at 3AM, and the sender was Wei Xiao. The subject––10000 Yuan Customer Exclusive: Sweet and Love-Filled After-Sales Service.
Bai Cai’s mouth twitched, “Going wild won’t kill you.”
He clicked open the email, and there were two videos inside. He opened up the first one, and Wei Xiao’s voice, which was a little lazy from fatigue, flowed out, “… positioning is too far forward, the essence of a poison user is to control the casting distance. Having a short reach doesn’t mean you have to be close. Only when you can control the character at the maximum distance will you be able to play out the strongest DPS…”
This was a replay and evaluation video that was nearly thirty minutes long.
Wei Xiao had cut clips of twenty mistakes from the fifty solo games that evening and gave each a very pertinent evaluation, the standard of which was comparable to that of professional coaches.
Bai Cai saved it and sneered, “Little Ning, your ten thousand yuan really wasn’t spent at a loss.”
The second video was much larger and contained a full hour’s worth of material.
Bai Cai’s instincts told him that he shouldn’t click it open, but he couldn’t stop his cheap hands. He clicked it open––
“Just now was the reverse teaching material. Now, please enjoy the mid-lane grandmaster’s highlights!”
Bai Cai only watched for half a minute, “F*ck!”
This one hour compilation was full of how Wei Xiao toyed with Ning Zhehan. They used the same heroes and the same talent points, but one was good enough to fly up to heaven while the other lay there on the ground. Such a sharp contrast made even an onlooker like him want to go into seclusion.
He even called it a sweet and love-filled after-sales service!
If Ning Zhehan received this second video, he would probably end up jumping off the top of the training base building!
Bai Cai was just about to turn off the video when a low inquiring voice came out from behind him, “This is Wei Xiao?”
Bai Cai: “!”
He used an entire lifetime of hand speed to turn off the video!
Unfortunately, it was too late.
Lu Feng held a cup of hot tea and looked down at him from above, “Wei Xiao knows Ning Zhehan?”
Bai Cai’s back was stiff. He slowly turned his head back, “Captain… You… still remember Old Wei…?”
Not only did he remember him, he could even tell who it was by listening to his voice. This wasn’t just remembering, right!
Lu Feng’s gaze turned chilly, and his voice was even colder, “Open the video.”
Bai Cai: “………”
Lu Feng looked down at him.
Bai Cai shuddered and clicked open the second video.
The video picked up where it left off. Wei Xiao’s lazy but arrogant voice came out––
“… How can I be so amazing? Look at the gap between casting spells, there isn’t even 0.1 seconds of error time. Old Bai, I really don’t understand, how could there be such an excellent person in this world…”
Bai Cai covered his face. He wanted to drill under the table and hide.
What made him collapse even further was…
This long video lasted for a full hour. Lu Feng watched the whole thing without stopping at all. He didn’t fast forward, didn’t pause, and didn’t say a word!
Bai Cai seemed like he’d just been punished in public. His dignity had already been tossed away, “About that… Wei Xiao is working as an accompanying player.”
Lu Feng’s eyes were fixed on the screen, which currently displayed the last frame after the video finished playing. There was a line of big, black words––Please call me the King of Casters.
“Accompanying player?”
Bai Cai really wanted to close this stupid video. “Yes… he accompanies others to play games.”
Lu Feng knew a bit about this kind of thing, “Which platform?”
Bai Cai thought about his ‘business deal’ with Wei Xiao––forget it, forget it, he wasn’t able to save himself, let alone anyone else.
Bai Cai sold his good brother just like that, “Memeda Platform.”
Lu Feng paused, then asked, “ID.”
Bai Cai’s face felt like it was burning, “7758521…” Kiss kiss me, I love you; Wei Xiaoxiao, can you have a bit of moral integrity!
Lu Feng: “……”
Bai Cai, who wanted to survive, tried to save himself, “He, he also made a replay video for Little Ning. It’s this one…”
He hurriedly opened it up for Lu Feng.
After Lu Feng expressionlessly finished watching the video, the hot tea he’d made earlier had long cooled.
Bai Cai couldn’t guess what the Great Demon King was thinking and could only try to lighten his breathing. It was so light that he was barely able to breathe!
“Not bad.” Lu Feng spoke two words after the video ended.
Bai Cai was a little relieved, “Little Ning didn’t lose out this time. There’s…”
Even before he finished speaking, he heard Lu Feng continue, “Wei Xiao’s mid-lane heroes aren’t bad.”
Bai Cai: “???”
He’d thought that Lu Feng was saying that the replay analysis was good, but it felt like he was saying that the Beast Wei had played well?
“Send me the video.” Lu Feng set down his cup and took out his phone.
Bai Cai was stunned. He couldn’t help it and asked, “Which one?”
Lu Feng: “The second one.”
Bai Cai: “………………”
There was a perfectly good replay video, yet you don’t want it. What do you want to do with Wei Xiao’s stupid one-man show video?!
Returning back to the present––
In the few short hours of the early morning, Brother Cai’s hair was about to be boiled white! He calmed down his heart and listened to Wei Xiao’s WeChat message again.
His attention had previously been completely caught up with the phrases ‘little cutie’, ‘sugar baby’, ‘for a lifetime’, and ‘propose’, and he hadn’t paid any attention to the other content in the message.
He caught on to the key point after listening to it again.
Ten thousand games? Two million?
God Lu bought ten thousand games with Wei Xiao as an accompanying player?!
He felt that the captain might have been on his phone placing an order earlier!
Bai Cai thought about the matter of the video once again…
He couldn’t reveal the truth. He sent a WeChat message to Wei Xiao, “Tell me honestly, did anything happen between you and God Lu two years ago?!”
Wei Xiao’s reply was very quick, “You haven’t gone to bed yet?”
Bai Cai was fierce, “Speak!”
Wei Xiao sent over a shy expression, “There’s nothing much between me and Close, we just slept together.”
Juurensha: Huhuhuhu, although probably platonically?
xiin: i laugh so much translating this novel~ love it love it love it to bits