Chapter 5: The pentakill is yours, and you belong to me (2/2)
It was common for a newcomer’s skills go off in the wrong direction, and being unable to hit an opponent was nothing unexpected.
Regardless of how high the damage was for a skill, if it hit nothing but air, it’d still be zero DPS.
However, Lu Feng didn’t need to use his skills at all. He just needed to attack normally.
Mages’ auto attack damage was very low and would cause approximately 103 points of damage. Wei Xiao controlled his opponents’ health bars to just below 100 points.
Auto attacks didn’t require any prediction. As long as a player clicked, the character would automatically attack the nearest unit.
So…
This kind of kill could really be collected however one liked.
At first, #3 was still cursing and swearing, but later on, he was completely bewildered.
Not only #3, but #4 and #5 were also stunned, their mouths dropping open, and the players on the opposite side were about to retreat into seclusion.
“My god, what’s going on with this thief?!”
“No, the question is, how come the three of us are unable to kill a single person like him?”
“Look at his gold, okay? He has more total gold than the three of us combined!”
“I don’t get it. How can he make it so that the last hit goes to the Fire Mage?”
“Damn it… Thief, are you bringing a girl?”
“How the hell is this bringing a girl? This is showing off their love, my god!”
“I’m sorry, I just want to play a game. Big god, can you stop stuffing me with dog food?”
Wei Xiao opened up the public channel and shouted across the map, “Since this Fire Mage little sister is so amazing, could you brothers give her a pentakill?”
The players on the opposite side: “……………”
Teammate #4 sent a string of, “Hahahahahahahahaha.”
#5 also followed suit and became a ‘hahahaha’ monster.
#3’s face was beaten black and blue, and directly disconnected from the game.
“Little sister, come here.” Wei Xiao paid them no heed and typed in public chat, “The pentakill is yours, and you belong to me.”
#4: “F*ck, brother, you’ve really got game!”
#5: “I’m learning this, I’m learning this!”
A player on the opposite side was typing frantically, “Ahhh, brothers, let’s raise the torch and burn them to death!”
“As long as I have a breath of life left, I’d rather be killed by soldiers, or die at the feet of the blue daddy, or die in the spit of the dragon. I won’t give you guys a pentakill!”
“Am I playing Glory? What I’m playing is a single dog bullying game, right?!”
Wei Xiao messaged Lu Feng privately and said very politely, “No offense intended, hey, I’m just joking around with them.”
Lu Feng paused for a moment and typed, “It’s fine.”
Wei Xiao continued, “Come, as long as the timing is controlled well, a pentakill isn’t difficult.”
Pentakill was an achievement that could only be achieved by killing five people in a row in a single wave of group battles. It could be said to be the ultimate pursuit for all players in MOBA games.
Obtaining the pentakill achievement really wasn’t easy.
However––
Pentakill!
Lu Feng obtained the easiest pentakill of his life.
He just moved his mouse a little and auto-attacked five times.
The players on the other side were going crazy, “This is illogical, this is really illogical!”
“This game experience sucks, damn it. If I didn’t already know that Glory’s hack prevention system was the best in the world, I would think that the other side was using a plug-in.”
Teammate #4: “I feel that he really used a plug-in…”
Teammate #5: “Yeah, he’s using a plug-in called love!”
Just before Wei Xiao took down the opposite side’s resurrection crystal, he knocked out four words, “Thank you, thank you.”
The other side: “…………”
After the game ended, Wei Xiao reported #3 for idling and was in a good mood as he watched the system ban him from the game.
He asked Lu Feng, “How did that feel? Was it okay?”
Wei Xiao had played very seriously in this game, more seriously than when he solo-ed against professional players.
This wasn’t something where he just needed to win. This required absolute control.
––Control the damage over each segment of time, every level of equipment, and every skill level.
Even across the entire competition zone, there were very few people who could do this.
Lu Feng saved the replay video of the game and said to Wei Xiao, “Very good.”
Wei Xiao was relieved. He had a sense of professional propriety. While he had no psychological burdens charging professional players 200 yuan a game, it was unreasonable to charge ordinary players such a high price.
What he could do instead was to provide the most perfect service so that boss’ money wasn’t spent in vain.
Wei Xiao continued to ask, “Then should we go on to the next game?”
Lu Feng looked at the time, “I have something to do. Let’s play in the evening.”
Wei Xiao: “’Kay.”
As expected, it was a busy little sister. She already had something she needed to do after just one match.
Just before going offline, Lu Feng typed again, “Oh, right.”
Wei Xiao: “Hm?”
Lu Feng: “I’m not a little sister.”
Wei Xiao: “Ah?”
Lu Feng: “I’m male.”
Juurensha: Ahahaha, Lu Feng only deciding to tell him now.
xiin: … Lu Feng’s bad taste is quite … deep.
<del>(also holy crap this chapter has 13 footnotes!!! and one of the footnotes almost ended up with its own footnote!! even ch4 only had 12!! ahhhhh!!!)</del>