Chapter 6: The cute girl has become a man! (2/2)
Wei Xiao was very well behaved, “Teacher Bai, please speak.”
Bai Cai cleared his throat and asked him, “If you’re a newbie with a lot of money who is looking for an accompanying player to try out Glory, would you look for a man or a woman?”
Wei Xiao: “Um.”
Bai Cai continued to guide him, “Would you find a high level one? A brilliant one? One who can show you what makes Glory special?”
Wei Xiao thought deeply and came up with an answer, “In that case, I have to find four accompanying players, one to carry me, one to chat with me, and two others who can provide comedic dialogue for me to listen to.”
Bai Cai: “………”
Did they really have to bring this guy back to the team?!
How come he felt that if Wei Xiao came back, their FTW team would really become WTF (what the fuck)?!
Old Bai gnashed his teeth, “What if you can only have one accompanying player!”
Wei Xiao: “If I’m that rich, why would I only find one?”
Bai Cai: “These are the parameters of the subject!”
“Fine then,” Classmate Wei finally went back to the subject at hand, “Male.”
Bai Cai was relieved, “See, you would look for a man too, right? Especially since your price is so expensive, it comes across as very powerful at first glance. A god-level rich person who isn’t short on money would definitely choose you.”
Wei Xiao muttered thoughtfully, “This makes sense.”
Bai Cai could be considered to have cleared the captain’s name, “So, don’t think strange things. Being a man doesn’t mean they’re gay.”
Wei Xiao gave a disbelieving snort.
Bai Cai, “What, are you still not assured?”
Wei Xiao’s voice was a little eerie, “Using me as a reference is too subjective.”
Bai Cai had a bad premonition, “Why?”
Wei Xiao: “I’m also not sure if I’m gay or not.”
Bai Cai: “………………”
Wei Xiao made his case, “Look at me, I’m twenty years old, yet have never been in a relationship, never liked anyone, never had a secret crush, and never chased anyone…”
Bai Cai’s brain was about to burst, “Didn’t you want to propose to the cutie this morning!”
Wei Xiao: “Yes, but the cute girl has become a man! The one and only time my heart was moved turned out to be like this.”
Bai Cai knew him too well, “Are you sure that it wasn’t the two million that made your heart feel moved?”
We Xiao: “Cough… What kind of big truth are you spouting!”
Bai Cai rolled his eyes, “Listen to your brother and be a good accompanying player. Your boss is definitely a straight man. Very straight, as straight as steel. If he has any other ideas towards you, I…”
As he spoke, Bai Cai’s desire for survival suddenly burst out. He was a little afraid of saying anything too harsh.
Wei Xiao was very sharp, “Do you know something I don’t?”
Bai Cai felt a little guilty, “What could I possibly know?”
Wei Xiao narrowed his eyes, “Bai Caicai…”
F*ck!
Bai Cai was really scared of Wei Xiao’s god-like instincts. He forcefully shifted the topic back on track, “If you really don’t know your own sexual orientation, then go to my microblog and read those short stories. If reading them piques your interest, please keep some distance from me later; if you feel numb like you’ve been struck by thunder, then congratulations, you’re a straight man.”
There was a click. Brother Cai had hung up the phone.
Wei Xial stared at his cell phone…
Old Bai couldn’t have sold him out, right?
This fellow’s life was more in the teeth of the storm than his. He shouldn’t have had the guts to do so.
Wei Xiao really opened up Weibo and looked up Bai Cai’s alternate account.
There were two legendary figures in the Glory e-sports circle: One was One Lamp Grandmaster, who was strong enough to go up against the heavens yet hadn’t exposed any personal information; the other was the Gossip Emperor who was hidden amongst the professional players and was devoted to YY and secrets of the players, pushed to the heavens by the CP fans, and hated by the players themselves.
One Lamp Grandmaster was Wei Xiao.
Gossip Emperor was Bai Cai.
It was no surprise that the two of them would get together. One was a ruthless, tricky kind of person who bullied professional players until they cried, and the other was an unscrupulous professional player with no moral integrity.
They were both existences that contestants wanted to pull out and beat up, so they trusted each other very much.
So, even though Wei Xiao was a little suspicious, he didn’t think too much about it.
Compared with his One Lamp Grandmaster identity, the identity of the Gossip Emperor was much more hateful.
He took a look at the latest post––God Lu and Coach Chen Feng’s must-share sweet nine square grid.
The accompanying images were from the match scene.
A player’s only teammate in the individual competition was their coach.
On the dazzling finals stage, Chen Feng was the only person standing behind Lu Feng.
The angle of these photos was very extreme.
One photo was of Chen Feng bending over to look at Lu Feng’s computer screen.
One was of Lu Feng looking back, seemingly asking Chen Feng about something.
The photo at the center was of the two people’s four eyes facing each other…
Wei Xiao shuddered.
He sent Bai Cai a WeChat message, “I just got shocked to death! Even my goosebump skin is peeling off!”
Bai Cai: “Do you understand yourself now, straight man?”
Wei Xiao sent over a thumbs up, “Reasonably speaking, I really admire you. Close and Brother Chen’s relationship is so pure, yet you can still create a base bromance out of it!”
Bai Cai sent him an eye-roll emoticon, “Would I dare send it if it wasn’t pure?!”
Although the entire league felt that the Gossip Emperor had no bottom line, in fact, Brother Cai was very careful about the limits.
The CPs that he created were all of people with friendship that was so pure it couldn’t be any purer.
Wei Xiao couldn’t read on any further. He closed Weibo, “I’m relieved. Laozi is a straight man!”
Looking at these nine photos made him… more than just scalp numb, he felt numb all over!
Close’s gaze, oh… it’s the gaze that Brother Cai had photoshopped––was! poisonous!
Juurensha: …WX, pretty sure you’re not all that straight
xiin: almost every thing that comes out of his mouth is a flag… i love it!