Chapter 381 - My SI Stash #81 - Lord Frieza incarnate in Gensokyo by Ridoux (TouhouProject) (1/2)

-The specificness of this entire fic has got me dying, honestly just sharing it up here for the laughs. A crack fic once in a while doesn't hurt anyone.

Synopsis: A playboy weeb from our world, that doesn't know anything about Touhou, gets Frieza-sama powers and the appearance of Killua Zoldyck from Hunter X Hunter, then gets isekai-ed to Touhou Project world. In case you find incorrect information in the story, don't worry, it's not me who didn't know it, but the characters themselves, it's not like they have a wiki about their world like u

Rated: T

Words: 43K

Posted on: fanfiction.net/s/13673489/2/Lord-Frieza-incarnate-in-Gensokyo or (Ridoux)

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Chapter 1

But, don't get me wrong now, even though I said I'm a weeb, I absolutely don't like waifu, harem, ecchi and whatever other shit you found there.

In other words, I prefer REAL girls over some 2D/3D-fictional-overly-s_e_xy/cute female characters made by some ugly old man somewhere in japan.

Oh, did I touch a sore spot in your ass? Well, that's just my OWN preference, so if you didn't like it then f_u_c_k off.

...Okay, that was harsh, i'm sorry alright?

Anyway, why i'm saying this right now? Well, that's because of the impossible situation I found my humble a_s_s in right now.

I think if you are one of us (weeb species) you'll understand everything if I show you this blue hologram-like panel, that appeared the moment I woke up from sleep in my room.

[Notification!]

[ The Root of Existence found your world's fantasy stories to be intriguing and decided to make a new world based in it. ]

[ The new world will be based in a random fantasy story from your world. ]

[ To make it more practical, the Root of Existence decided to send a random sentient creature from your world. ]

[ And you have been chosen as the one to go to the said world. ]

[ Would like to accept? ]

[ You need to answer with YES or NO ]

And that's it guys, I think even a low level weeb would understand what's going on, it's a f_u_c_k_i_n_g...

”ISEKAI SHIT?!”

I said loudly as I jumped from my bed.

”wait... For real?!”

I couldn't believe what i'm seeing, it's a f_u_c_k_i_n_g status BRO! A REAL STATUS.

”Okay, let's relax for now...”

After I said that, I sat cross-legged in my bed and closed my eyes.

”...”

I opened them again.

”It's still here...”

And the same blue panel still hovering in front of my vision, let's say about half a metre away from my face?

”I got goosebumps...”

I looked at my hands and found that i'm having goosebumps.

”No wonder, it's a status after all.”

I looked back at the stat- wait status? I forgot that it's just a notification, should I call it a panel? Nnn… a box?

”Nah, i'll just call it status.”

Now then what should i do? I have to think about my family and- Nah.

”YES!”

F_u_c_k it all, of course i'll accept this shit, i'm not some coward that would be afraid to get isekai-ed.

Family? Well I'm sorry but I have to choose my own life, and I'm not the first child to begin with, and my parents are well over 70 years old, so yeah you get what i mean.

How old i'm? 22 years old, now shut up.

[Affirmative!]

The moment i read that word, everything turned black and i felt as if i was forced to sleep.

[Successfully extracted the host's soul!]

Wait, what?! Why can I still see the status while I'm asleep?!

[The host's soul has been brought to the Void successfully.]

The moment I read those words I felt as if I landed on something, I looked down and found my n_a_k_e_d body.

”How can i see myself in the dark?!”

I know i'm annoying, but BRO, this is f_u_c_k_i_n_g interesting, is this how everyone who gets isekai-ed experience everytime?

[Notification!]

[ As the world is random, so does the environment and the opponents. ]

[ The host will be given the body, memories and experiences of any sentient being he wants. ]

[ The sentient being can be fictional but it have to be an existing character in your world. ]

[ The host can change the appearance of the given sentient being without affecting its abilities and capabilities. ]

[ To simplify the designing operation the host can simply give the name of another sentient being he wants his appearance. ]

”Annnnnnd it came.”

*SIGH*

That's what I was waiting for, I thought for a moment that I would get isekai-ed with my shity-n_a_k_e_d body.

Even Subaru didn't go n_a_k_e_d and brought some stuff with him.

...Well, this is more than i expected, so basically i get cheat abilities with a tutorial and experience/skill package included? Even a f_u_c_k_i_n_g ultimate appearance changing one-time-use gacha item?

”This is good shit Hahahahaha.”

I laughed like an idiot for 5 minutes.

”Ahem.”

Now then, let's think seriously about this for a momen-Nah

”Give me the body of Frieza from Dragon Ball Super's last episode or from the future season if possible .”

You're surprised, aren't you? Well it's understandable, normally almost all weebs would say something like Goku, Broly, Saitama or whatever, but you know, you all sucks.

The reason is simple : why have a f_u_c_k_i_n_g weak human body?

For the Saiyans like Vegeta or Goku, in their Base Form they are no different from humans, in one scene Goku even though he already mastered Blue Super Saiyan, in his Base Form however he still got injured from a simple pistol bullet?!i

And saitama? Well, he can't breathe in f_u_c_k_i_n_g SPACE! If anyone sends him to space he's f_u_c_k_e_d, he was just LUCKY that he landed on the moon in that episode, otherwise he's dead and we wouldn't get a damn second season.

You got it now? You noob weebs can worship me now. *Smirk*

What about Frieza? Well-

[Update Notification!]

[ As the world is random, so does the environment and the opponents. ]

[ The host will be given the body, memories and experiences of any sentient being he wants. ]

[ The sentient being can be fictional but it have to be an existing character in your world in the PRESENT TIMELINE. ]

[ The host can change the appearance of the given sentient being without affecting its abilities and capabilities. ]

[ To simplify the designing operation the host can simply give the name of another sentient being he wants his appearance. ]

[ Please say the name of the sentient being the host wants his body, memories and experiences. ]

”Tch! So they fixed that loophole?”

Damn, it didn't slip past them, I was hoping to get Frieza from the future Dragon Ball series, but it seems they won't let me have my way.

”Alright then, just give me the body of Frieza from Dragon Ball Super's last episode.”

[Affirmative!]

Now then, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, it's about what's so special about Frieza right? Well-

[Frieza's general information!]

[ Frieza is an exceedingly cruel mutant member of an extremely powerful extraterrestrial species. The son of Cold the Great King, Frieza is the emperor of a military organization known as the Frieza Army. His reign extended to most of the North Galaxies and was also implied to extend beyond them to much of the seventh universe. ]

[ Frieza was noted for his incredibly vast and enormous power. His power in his base state alone is sufficient for most of his encounters, he claims that he was even able to fight the likes of King Vegeta with just his base state. Frieza had a vast amount of power; his immense reserves allowed him to fight Vegeta, Gohan, Kulilin, and, later on, Piccolo and Goku without growing exhausted. He was easily able to generate enough power to destroy a planet. ]

[ Frieza was famously antagonistic of the Saiyan race due to his fear of their Super Saiyan and Super Saiyan God legends. With the authorization of the Hakaishin Beerus, he destroyed planet Vegeta and wiped out all but a handful of Saiyans. Decades later, this brought him into conflict with the Saiyan survivor, Son Goku, who avenged his people by becoming a Super Saiyan and defeating Frieza on Planet Namek. ]

[ Frieza and his father were killed by Trunks, a Super Saiyan from the future, when they attempted to invade the Earth and get revenge on Goku. Afterwards, he remained in Earth's Hell until his minion Sorbet revived him. But, despite being vastly stronger, he was once again bested by Goku and killed. ]

[ He was revived once more following the Tournament of Power as a gift from Beerus for assisting the seventh universe in achieving victory over Jiren. After the tournament, he rebuilt his army and continued his evil-doing unhindered. ]

[ Frieza was a shapeshifting extraterrestrial. As a result, his appearance varied widely depending on which form he was using. Most of the time, however, he would remain in a suppressed form, known as his First Form in order to control his overwhelming power. In this form-]

”Ahhh, just skip this, that's my best character, i know every freakish detail about him.”

[ Frieza being the mutant member of such an extremely powerful extraterrestrial species he possess a terrifying durability, even in a near death injury, Frieza can barely survive a 2nd rank planetary destruction, in his perfectly undamaged Base Form however he can easily survive a supernova or the destruction of a star about 3 times the size of the host's solar system's star, and in his True Golden Frieza Form, he's almost indestructible without using Ki or Hakai energy. ]

[ In his True Golden Frieza Form he can also block and controle a small amount of Hakai energy, which is considered to be the highest achievement a mortal can achieve and a proof that he's worthy to become the next God of Destruction of the universe. ]