4-1. Misunderstanding is a Spice for Love Comedy (1/2)

4-1. Misunderstanding is a Spice for Love Comedy

Satou's here. There's this thing called the butterfly dream, and I, who think that's it's better for it to be a dream, Satou.

Could I ever go back to the nostalgic world someday?

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From the window, I can hear the traffic's noise outside. Did I oversleep?

I was able to obtain various knowledges yesterday, I also now understand Arisa's true color.

After the morning come, I've cooled off compared to the time when I knew that she bought herself with magic, and also, she has found out my true identity, so it would be dangerous to let her go.

I convince myself that she's a clue to go back to my original world. Strangling the neck of a little girl just to be certain, that kind of thing is impossible for me. I'd rather run away to the end of the world.

While contemplating to lose myself to the warmth of the bed and go to sleep once again, the door opens with a bang.

There was no knock.

”Satou-san, are you awake~?　Your lover has come~”

Martha-chan sure is energetic this early. Behind her, ”I, I'm not his lov...”, is Zena-san who is trying to block Martha-chan's mouth while wa-wa-ing.

”Good morning.”

While I might be a half-awake. I raise my upper half to greet them.

It's cold. I took off my robe after I had finished the business and went to sleep just like that, but... I see, the shirt I wore under the robe was peeled off by Arisa.

”Oh, that's quite a good body~.”

Martha-chan gazes at the half-naked me interestingly. Zena-san is also looking from behind while blushing.

I thought she's accustomed with nude men as a soldier.

”I'm sorry, for making you see such unsightly figure. I'll go change my clothes immediately.”

I place my hand on the bed while trying to get up. ”Ahn♪”　...It's lukewarm.

When I look below, a half-naked little girl is there. My hand is attached to her naked chest... When did she crawl in?

Seeing me sleeping together with a little girl, Zena-san's face changes from red to blue.

”...Master ...If you do that much ...I'll break.”

From over there, as if waiting for this timing, Lulu is sleep-talking.

Looking over there, probably because she tossed around in bed, she's sleeping sideway with her back facing here. Since her clothes is short, her cute ass is facing here... I realize that she doesn't wear an underwear.

Furthermore the sheet is stained red... Huh? I didn't attack her okay?

”Fi, fi, filthy~~~~! Satou-san is an idiot~~~~!”

Zena-san runs out of the room while crying.

Martha-chan scratches her head, ”Sorry for disturbing~ Please take your time~”, and she closes the door.

This is the first time I've heard filthy in real life. It feels like someone's problem.

”Master, if you have a clean cloth, could you give it to me? Lulu seems to have a period.”

”Thank you. Leaving that aside, do you not chase her? If you don't go soon, you won't be able to fix the misunderstanding you know~”

It's not like she's my girlfriend, but I'd hate it if a friend keep the unpleasant misunderstanding that I'm a lolicon.

Looking at the radar, she's at the main street just outside of this inn. As expected of a soldier, she's fast. As she is, she'll pass this room after a bit.

...This skill is convenient, but it's scary if a stalker obtains it.

While thinking stupid thing, I'm wearing the shirt on the floor, since I can't afford to jump out half-naked. It goes without saying that I have had my trousers since the beginning.

Measuring the timing, I jump out from the window to the street.

I land to block Zena-san's route. I catch the surprised Zena-san, and disperse her momentum by rotating once.

”Zena-san, it's a misunderstanding.”

”But, you're sleeping with such a cute girl!”

”She just got on the wrong bed when she was half-asleep.”

It's safe to sleep together since she's a child right?

I have been properly wearing trousers since yesterday. I want to strongly emphasize for my innocence.

I'm not a lolicon!

”There's also another girl with black hair! E, eu...”

”Do you mean the older sister with a bad sleeping posture, it seems to be her period.”

Zena-san finally weaken.

”B, but, a man who buy slaves usually makes them attend in the night too, that is according to Lilio!”

Damn you, co-worker Lilio.

”That depend on the person. Those sisters are substitutes for maids you know? The beastkin girls are to act as guards, but they're not suitable for shopping.”

”...But”

Even if she understands, her emotion still hasn't catch up huh?

If I say ”If I intend to do that then I'd have bought a sexy woman.” here, she'd likely be even more angry.

”Today you're wearing something different from the one piece yesterday. There are a lot of neatly arranged frills, it's gorgeous. It's drawing out Zena-san's charm.”

At time like this, it's better to praise and leave her in haze.

Saying, ”Such thing... It's just the clothes...”, Zena-san shyly says while looking a bit happy.

”It's lovely, but aren't you cold wearing light clothes?”

”No, Since I've trained myself, it's alright.”

That's not a line from a woman, Zena-san.