Chapter 38 - Barking (2) (2/2)
”My bad. Don't mind me.”
”No, no, no. Why don't we all have a chat over here.”
”Ok.”
I begrudgingly walked slowly toward the instructor's location and the girl in question.
”Tell me both of your names.”
”Athanatos Ackermann. From Shiganshina! Sir!”
Chomp*
Silence ensued once again.
Me: ”...”
The instructor: ”...”
Everyone else: ”...”
Chomp*
”Hey... hey... hey... yes you. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?”
How? I am dying. Someone plz send help. This scene is way too funny to exist. How is possible that something like this can occur. I mean SOMEONE IS EATING A POTATO, ON THE FIRST FKING DAY! It's not my fault that I'm laughing. It's everyone's fault for having any humor in them. Yup.
”I'm Sasha Blouse from Dauper, in Wall Rose's Southern District, SIR!”
”Sasha... Sasha Blouse... I see... What are you holding in your hand?”
”A steamed potato, sir! It was there in the kitchen and I didn't wanna waste food so I picked it up.”
F**k! Her face is so fking serious! Holy sh*t. She's not playing around. Wtf is going on in her head.
”You mean you stole it?... But why now? Of all places?”
”It was still a warm potato and it would be a sin for me to waste such a delicious looking potato. So I figured it was now or never. Sir.”
Oy! TEACH ME SENPAI! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WITH SUCH A STRAIGHT FACE!
”No, no. no, I can't comprehend why would you do such a thing. Why are you eating a potato?”
”... Sir. Are you seriously asking me why we eat potatoes in general? I'm surprised you don't even know that.”
Silence ensued once again. This time... it was so quiet you can even hear the wind blowing.
Then she had a realization on her face.
Did she finally understand her mistake? Phew. She was not as idiotic as I thought.
Not.
Split*
Huh?
”Here. Have half for yourself, sir.”
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That's not half. That's like one fourth! But still. What a nice girl.
I didn't even realize that my train of thought was completely different from others, which everyone was thinking, 'WHY ARE YOU GIVING HIM A POTATO!'
Wow. That look on her face, it's like one of those Buddhist cultivators back in my old world.
”Heh へ( ‾◡◝ )>”
Clap* clap* clap* clap*
Looking at this scene, I was touched and couldn't help but keep clapping
Ah... Did I do something wrong?
Silence ensued yet, once again.
”YOU F*CKTARDS! EITHER RUN UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD OR YOU FKING GIVE UP ON EATING FOOD FOR TODAY!”
With that word coming off from the sadistic instructor, Sasha's face turned from red, to blue, to black, and to white.
Wow...
”NOOOOO!!!! PLEASE!! ANYTHING BUT THE FOOD!! I WILL RUN!!”
The look of despair on her face when she was told she couldn't have any food... was probably the most desperate face I have ever seen. She is a food fanatic for sure.
”What about you Mr. Athanatos Ackermann.”
”I can run sir, but I can't die by running.”
Silence ensued once again.
I'm just stating the truth. And I'm trying to make a good impression here. If I tell everyone that I'm strong enough to run for a long time, they will think definitely increase my overall evaluation and thus ensuring me a place in the top 10.
”You... Both of you, run 50 ŀȧps for me. And don't stop. I will keep my eyes on you.”
In the back of the crowd, I can people murmuring something about impossible to complete 50 ŀȧps or it will take 10 hours to do it at least.
Perfect. It's my time to shine and show off my skills. What a genius idea I came up with. I guess I will use .1% of Mikasa's strength or else I might be seen as a montrosity walking around.