Chapter 39 - Taming (2/2)

It was then that Armin, who looked like he was calm, was shaking like hell. The whole table was vibrating, making creaky noises, which drew everyone's attention to him.

”D-don't ever... make a move on any of those three girls. Trust me... You don't want to know.”

Seeing the fear on Armin's face, who resembled a man that had experienced the worst hell on earth, caused everyone to unconsciously gulps.

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(MC's POV)

Meanwhile, I, who was oblivious to the whole situation, was still trying to make Sasha my teacher.

”Sensei! Please accept me as a student!”

I don't care how people think of me but I definitely need Sasha's skills. Her abilities to taunt the enemies and trolled them are top-notch. There's also her ability to speak with a straight face, which although I won't admit it, is something I can't replicate. If I somehow was able to copy her skills, I would undoubtedly be able to disrupt my enemies' mindset, giving me an edge over them if our skills are equal. It would also give me a greater insight on how to lie to others better, making me the God of Liar.

I mean, is there anyone who can actually speak seriously in front of a big audience while eating a potato? Exactly, no one.

”Huh? sob* sob* My food. T_T”

Her ability to ignore someone is also godly. How can such a being exist? I can't even do that

We have been running together for 49 ŀȧps right now. It's already dark and dinner time has already passed, which means we can't get food even if we want to.

And what's more, it's been more than 6 hours of running and she still hasn't even noticed me. Amazing...

”Hey, Sasha! I will give you food if you teach me the art of trolling.”

It was at that moment... that I knew... I f**ked up but at least it was working.

Her eyes began to glow red a little (Just my imagination), and she glared at me with a predator look. The aura of a beast began to radiate through her entire body, which could give anybody chill if they looked at her, not me though.

”I got meat!” I gotta try harder. If she likes potatoes, then surely she would like meat even more.

At the same moment we finished 50 ŀȧps, she immediately got all 4 limbs.

”Give me, heavy breathing*, give me MEAT!!!!!!”

Then she pounced on me.

”Holy f**k!”

I dodged immediately but of course, I didn't expect her to just try and push me down like that. It reminded me of that one horny titan-turned-human, Ymir, who also pounced at me the same way.

I almost gave a slap on her face, which would have probably pulverized her into dust.

”If you're misbehaving, I won't give you meat!”

I suddenly remembered a scene from my past life. I used to own a huge Cerberus. It was quite disobedient at first but after tempting it with food for a while, it followed my orders. Theoretically, it should work the same for Sasha here, who's more intelligent but also has a beastly instinct. Surely it would work.

”SIT!”

And before Sasha could pounce at me again, she sat down while still giving me a glare.

GOOD! I should be an animal trainer. I got a talent for this.

”Here's some jerkies.” Then pretending to take out the jerkies in my pocket, I opened up my Our Space. (A/N The pocket dimension or in another word, an Inventory)

”Ok. Roll over... Good, here's some more meat.”

The Sasha right now was no longer what she used to be. Hunger struck her too hard and she was just acting everything unconsciously. She growled like a beast every time she was asked to perform a trick but regardless, it was free food so she didn't even care.

”Now give me five! Good girl. Paw! Good, good. Do a flip! NICE!”

Being so immersed by this whole taming thing, I didn't even realize that 3 figures were walking toward me. Since I wasn't using my power right now, I didn't even notice that something terrible was going to happen.

”Tha-na-kun... What are you doing?~”

The one who just spoke was the angel earlier, no... she should be called a devil. Her eyes were so dead, that one couldn't even see one little trace of humanity. Shadows were glooming over her eyes, which helped to intensify the scary expression on her face further.

It was then that I have finally snapped out of his fantasy, only to see 3 familiar looking faces.

”Hey what's up. How's th-”

But before I finished speaking, I choked on my saliva. My voice couldn't come out anymore.

I'm f*cked.

(A/N YOU'RE F*CKED)