Chapter 51 - Wilderness (5) (2/2)

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After getting instructions from Athanatos, Eren headed out to explain the situation. He didn't even know that he was hypnotized, so whatever he's going to say, he won't even question it.

”I'm sorry guys!”

”It's me.”

”Ah... I'm sorry Eren. I was knocked out before I could help you.” Armin also just woke up not too long ago. The heavy rumbling noises woke him up, even if he didn't want to. And when he did wake up, he found a titan rampaging, who he was told turned into a titan.

”It's alright Armin. I'm fine now.

But some idiots are too dense to know what's right from wrong.

”Eren. You were that titan right? But you're still a human too, right? So which is it???” Connie asked the biggest question in his head right now. Obviously, Eren is a titan but he's also a human. Connie just can't comprehend how can one be both.

”Yeah... I don't really know but I'm both a titan and a human.”

”Really? That was so cool. Do it again!”

”...”

”Eren you're alright? You should eat some meat. Being hungry isn't too good when you're that big. It will be terrible if that happened again.” And Sasha being Sasha, was also missing a few screws in her head. One moment, she thought she would die. But the next, she was offering advice to the person who almost killed her.

”Eren... You're not a threat right?” Marco added. As the captain of the team, he needed to ensure everyone's safety. Even if Athanatos is here, who knows what might go wrong if he was caught off guard.

”I don't know if I'm a threat. But after a while, I could control the titan. I went berserk because I wanted to try my powers. Luckily, Super Cool God Athanatos stopped me. And as to how I became a titan, I think I want to kill titan so much I became one. I think that's how it works..”

”... ... ... HUH?” Jean was dumbfounded. He obviously wasn't expecting such a dumbass answer to emerge from one of the top cadets within the 104th Cadet Corps. And wtf is 'Super Cool God Athanatos.'

”For real! Let me try. Hnggggggggggg”

*Brrt*

””...””

”Ew Connie! You farted! How many potatoes did you eat to smell so bad?”

”What is that Potato Girl? You're literally eating a potato right now!!”

”Hmmph. My fart doesn't smell. *nom* *nom*”

””...””

”Hey, guys... We're still talking about Eren being a titan here... And where's Athanatos?” Armin couldn't bear to watch this scene anymore. 'What the hell is wrong with my teammates. Why is it only me, Jean, and Mina are normal people?

”I'm here.”

”AH!! You gotta teach me that move! How even think of connecting the blade to the hook? That was so cool.”

”How does it feel to be in a titan? Did you get a taste of titan meat?”

”Heh... Of course Connie, it's because I'm a genius. My 420 IQ (A/N not really) isn't just for show. And as for your question Sasha, titan meat was a bit spicy. It wasn't good.”

””YOU HAD A TASTE??”” Now everyone else besides Sasha was dumbfounded

”Ai Kil? Can I eat that?”

”Well... Let's leave everything for tomorrow. Historia. You caught all the bandits right?”

Suddenly a voice sounded out within the woods.

”It's good!”

”Alright. Let's sleep. I'm tired.”

But the thought running through everyone's mind right now was, 'How can you even sleep after all of this???'

”Ahem. Jean, can you come with me to interrogate the bandits. And Eren, can you tell the rest in more detail. It will be important. And Athanatos, you... nvm. You can just go to sleep with Historia. I will see you tomorrow.”

”Sure... And oh. Eren. I'm going to castrate you tomorrow. Be prepared.”

”What? I thought you have forgiven me! Please! I still haven't got a girlfriend yet.”

”Hmm. On second thought. I guess I won't. I don't really want to look at your little brother. That's disgusting.”

”I'M NOT SMALL.”

”Yeah right. Your titan form doesn't a d**k. That's how small it is.”

”Pfft. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Don't worry Eren. Being small isn't your fault. What matters is your personality. Wait... it's trash. hahaha, I guess there's no hope for you.”

”SHUT UP HORSE FACE!!”

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Yare Yare Daze. The crazy day had finally ended.

What will happen tomorrow now?

Or will the author skip that and go straight the next day after.

Who knows.

Even he doesn't.