Chapter 272 (1/2)
”Go back to me.” Tao Siqi threw her head away. As a result, as soon as the headless body raised her hand, she suddenly trembled and didn't catch it.
His head rolled to the ground, just facing Tao Siqi, with a pitiful expression on his face.
”You can't get it?” Tao Siqi didn't have any sympathy. There is no need to sympathize with these powerful guys who are used to infringe on the interests of others.
”Hiss... My kidney seems to be broken,” his head grinned and his headless body covered one side of his waist. ”I don't know who kicked it. It's really heavy.”
Seeing this, Tao Siqi simply moved a chair and sat down and said to her head, ”that's it. First report your name, gender and age.”
Although the evolutionist looks like a child turned ghost, Tao Siqi knows from his words and deeds that he should not be young.
Sure enough, when his head heard this, he said reluctantly, ”Sir, you are too casual. Even if you don't put my head back on the table and change a skirt at least, pants are the stupidest invention of mankind. It's as good as wearing skirts for men in ancient times.”
”Don't talk nonsense,” Tao Siqi glared at him. ”Are you still with me here? Don't you know I'm specialized in dealing with guys like you? I have more than 100 ways to make you cooperate obediently. Do you want to try?”
”Sir, I don't read much. Don't lie to me,” said the head. ”I also have human rights.”
”Oh, human rights?” Tao Siqi disdained to smile. ”Do you know journey to the west?”
”Yes.”
”Does the monkey king know?”
”Of course.”
”What's on the monkey king's head?”
”Tight hoop?”
”Do you want to have one?”
”Shit! You even have such things?! I don't believe it!” his head was shocked. He was just a kid. If he met the tight hoop of Monkey King, wouldn't he have to rest?
”Why are you lying?” Tao Siqi felt in her pocket and took out a small iron ring with a diameter of about three centimeters.
”That's it?” the head was stunned for a moment, and then laughed. ”Sir, you're so humorous. How dare you call such a small iron ring tight hoop? Does the tight hoop curse shrink like this?”
”No,” Tao Siqi shook her head. ”It's this size. It won't grow or shrink.”
The head asked, ”how do you put it on your head?”
Tao Siqi's mouth aroused an evil smile: ”what do you think? There is more than one head.”
”Hmm?” the head didn't understand at first, but looking down Tao Siqi's line of sight, he found that it was his lower body, and suddenly felt a chill.
Tao Siqi said to herself, ”this thing is good. After wearing it, you can't touch the lust of the world any more. If you are moved, you will feel that this tight hoop is getting tighter and tighter on your head. It's unbearable!”