Chapter 356 (1/2)
Although Chen Guang claims to be a monk, in fact, he is not a monk with a bald head... It's really just a hairstyle.
According to the old monk on the mountain, Ruyi mountain has a genetic hair loss disease, but not everyone will be bald. In order to unite the family and take care of that part of the bald mood, we simply shave our heads, so we can't see who is really bald and who is fake bald.
Chen Guang always thought that the old monk who came up with this idea must be very mentally disabled. Maybe the old monk himself is bald, so he deliberately makes the hairy one bald like him.
In order to resist this unfair phenomenon, dusty light has secretly accumulated hair many times. It's a pity that those old monks are mature and young. They can't fight them at all.
In the end, he had no choice but to run away from home.
Yes, he escaped this time.
Seven years ago, a monk did the same thing as him, that is his martial uncle ”Jie Lu” monk.
Chen Guang, who was only 11 years old, watched with his own eyes the martial uncle, who was wearing a protective body and golden light, walked away from the mountain smartly under the bombardment of 64 Zhentian piles on the mountain. Since then, martial uncle has become an idol in his heart.
”One day, I will be a real man like martial uncle Jie Lu.”
After setting a goal, Chen Guang tries to develop his ability and becomes stronger and stronger. When he is an adult, not to mention his peers, even the old monk who is dozens of years older than him can't resist his three moves.
But even so, I still can't carry the Zhentian stake of Ruyi mountain. It's the eight fierce magic weapon personally refined by Ruyi Buddha in those years. Even if the Buddha dies, it's still powerful.
The dust light, who was hit by one of the Zhentian piles and lay in bed for a week, admired martial uncle Jielu more and more, and didn't give up the idea of going out of the mountain.
Finally, relying on his innate pair of diamond eyes, he found a chance to escape from the Zhentian stake.
Growing up in Ruyi mountain, he doesn't know anything about the outside world, because Ruyi mountain also has WiFi and can surf the Internet. There are a lot of blocked things. For example, some websites that adults can see all show 404.
He can take a car, call and even make money.
It was too easy for him to make money. He walked around the railway station and bus station and caught pickpockets stealing. In this way, if the owner is nice, he will give him some thanks. If he doesn't intend to give it to him, he will remind him that generally, he will give some points to those who want face.
When the ungrateful even scolded him, he would find another thief to steal things. He won't want that thing or catch a thief. He just thinks he hasn't taken care of it.
It's just that they beat wild geese all day, and sometimes they are pecked by wild geese. In the railway station of xiakong City, he was so attracted by a lovely little girl that the salute was stolen by thieves.
Chen Guang didn't care much. Anyway, when he left the mountain, he was empty handed. He made money to buy those gifts. If you lose it, you can earn it again. It's no problem.
After a series of unlucky and strange events, Chen Guang came to the railway station again to catch thieves.
The traffic here is so heavy that he caught three pickpockets in half a day.
One of them happened to be the guy who stole his salute. Now, martial uncle's address is back.
Find the wallet lost by the thief. According to the note with the address inside, Chenguang successfully found the address of martial uncle.
Ding Dong.
With excitement, he rang the doorbell.
Finally, I can see martial uncle again. His mind is full of the figure standing still under the bombardment of zhentianzhuang. That's the goal of his life.
”Who?”
When the door opened, Chen Guang couldn't wait to shout, ”Teacher -”
Then his voice got stuck.
Looking at the man who is 1.9 meters tall, with a tiger back and a bear waist, wearing a leopard print tight dress, with long hair in big waves, and his face full of stubble but with rich makeup, the heroic figure in the dust memory is collapsing bit by bit.
”Uncle ~????” his voice changed tone.
I can vaguely remember that when martial uncle went out of the mountain, the whole Ruyi mountain was disturbed.
The mountain Lord asked him, ”why did you go down the mountain?”
He sounded like a flood of bells: ”seek truth!”
No matter how the Zhentian stake was bombarded, he stood still.
On that day, the golden light on Ruyi mountain broke the clouds.
Can... [is this what martial uncle asked for? No, it's impossible. I must have found the wrong place. He may be just as tall as martial uncle.]
”Eh? This hairstyle?” the man like a flower looked at the bald head of the dust light and was surprised, ”are you the dust light?”
[what a martial uncle --] Chen Guang is already wailing in his heart.
”Teacher, martial uncle, how did you become like this?” the dust light's voice was trembling.