2 I see the light! (1/2)
I see! I see the light at the end of the tunnel!
Hmpf! Hrm. Yeah that's what some people tell you, when they are close to death.
But its not really anything dramatic or religious inspiring if you think about it. It's a memory to make it short.
A deja vu! Of what, you ask?
Well think about it! Its really not that hard.
What's the one thing, that happens to you in almost every incarnation? And should be always the same?
So you are almost sure to have some sort of collective phantom memory of it?
Well yeah. Being born of course! You get pushed out of the warm and dark place inside your mothers womb into the light!
And that's it! Really messy and dangerous stuff. There are some beings in the multiverse which I like way better in that regard.
Like laying eggs, or being built, or just growing!
Ents are surely superior beings in that regard, they are those smart talking trees in case you don't know.
Unfortunately almost all forms of life, which are able to hold a soul, are mammals!
Don't ask why, when I was a god I wasn't all knowing just almost all mighty hehe.
Back to the topic, it seems I am just being born again. Oh how I hate this.
Its nothing pleasant in case you don't remember your own birth. Uhh!
”Press harder your Majesty!” -unknown person. ”Its almost out.”
Oh I can understand them, that's convenient! One thing less to worry about.
”Its a son! My King and Queen! Like we all prayed for!” -unkown person.
Ugh, that was exhausting! But worth it! Seems like Seria messed the whole punishment thing up!
YES! It seems like I am the son of a King. Obviously not a bad starting point in life.
If I would punish someone in their next life, I would obviously do a better job!
First of all giving him a world with a new language, he doesn't understand.
Second making him born into slavery or something like that.
Swapping his gender just for the fun of it! There is a lot of shit out there in the Multiverse.
”hi hihi hi hi” - my baby voice. Damn that mad laugh didn't come across like I wanted!
”What a healthy child! Laughing first thing he does in the world! Strange almost all others cry at first.....”
-unknown person.
”Wahaha! Come here my son! You can't believe how happy I am!” -other bearded person.
The bearded guy scoops me out of the unknown persons hands. I will call her Maid for now, going by her dress.
Bearded guy seems to be the king – or dad, I will judge later if he is worth ….. uuuugghh
The king just held me into the air and turned three circles with me!
I get that you are happy, but you can't do that to a newborn mad king.
Be happy that I didn't have anything in my stomach!
I would have barfed all over you!
”Give me my child! You can't do that with a baby!” - Queen.
”Oh, sorry, sorry. Here you go.” -King.
That didn't sound sincere in the least! Oh, at least my mother sounds like a sane person.
Ugh, I still feel like I just got out of a roller-coaster.
Ow, mother presses me to her face. Haah, I am not a pet you know.
Well for now I guess its better than being in the clutches of the mad King.
Seria seems to have messed up big time with my punishment.
This reincarnation isn't all that bad? Of course, the mad king could go with more sanity.
But until now it seems really good!?
Oh, mother holds me in front of her and all three of them look at me with sparkling eyes.
Am I out of gold guys? What's with those stares?
”MY HERO!” - ”OUR SALVATION!” - ”THE KEY TO PEACE!” - all three of them.
WHAT! Nonono, I get a bad feeling about this! This cannot be one of those annoying realities with a prophesied hero?
HEY, Seria? What's up with this?
Mother pets me again. Aw! Damn this baby body can't speak. Only baby gurgles come out, when I try to speak.
GIVE ME A GODDAMN EXPLANATION!
”Oh, he is so cute!”, Mother has some strange fire in her eyes.
”I will be sure to teach him properly, so he doesn't come up like his father!
There is a lot of education to do.”
I don't like that look of yours Mother? What are you planning? Don't tell me you are one of THOSE parents?