Chapter 10 (1/2)
Chapter 10: Matchmaker (Part 2)
With the approach of Dea, Gin and Feisha braced themselves
Their silhouettes slowly converged, then split apart
Letting out a relieved sigh, Feisha turned to see Gina similar reaction ”You and Dea…”
”What?” Suspicion instantly overtook whatever relief Gin o Feisha smirked
”He's your ex?”
”How did you know!?”
Silence
”…I was joking,” replied Feisha, slack-jawed Gin immediately hauled him up by the collar and threw the prior experience this tiround beneath his feet, adjusted his collar and made to leave
”Oi, where do you think you're going?” Gin nervously stood in the doorway, blocking Feisha
”Taking a shi+t,” Feisha sang
”Ugh, you sickening hu?” Gin said in disdain, covering his nose
”I' shi+t What the fuck are you so worked up about?”
Gin narrowed his eyes in disgust ”How could you say such vulgar things all the time?”
”I've literally only said it for twoits way into his next words, ”I wouldn't need to go if it wasn't for you throwing me around Don't you know that surprise stimulates bowel movement?”
At Gin's suspicious glare, Feisha turned around and bent over: ”I can prove it with a fart if you don't believe me”
”Just go do your thing!” Gin very nearly sent hihtly- too much movement would make it hard for him to hold it in
Going to the toilet is urgent business, after all This can be seen by how certain individuals had forcefully changed McClelland's Three Needs Theory from the need for achievement, need for affiliation and need for power to the need to fart, need to piss and need to shi+t
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Finally satisfied, Feisha pulled up his pants, washed his hands and happily walked out of the bathroom
Gin was sitting cross-legged on his bed
”What are you doing here?” Feisha asked, startled
”You were ht”
”When was this?” asked Feisha 'confusedly'
His acting atertight, Gin cursed inwardly But noas not the time to dwell on the past- there was a more important matter that needed to be addressed
”Whatever, we need to talk about what's going to happen in the future”
”What kind of future do we have together?”
”If you don't solve the probleether,” said Gin, darkly exposing his teeth Feisha lunged away next to his wardrobe, saying between shudders: ”I'm so scared! I'm so scared! That's so scary…”
”…Stop acting and talk properly”
Feisha let go of the wardrobe and stood up straight ”Aheht that maybe it's a little too disrespectful to your teeth's automatic retraction function if I never show any reaction to it”
”Do you want your head to have the same function?”
”How many times can I use it?”
”Once It gets scrapped after use,” Gin said coldly
”Then no thanks We need to recycle”
Gin chewed at his finger ”Uh, e talking about?”
”My head's automatic retraction function”
”No, before that…” He seeive Feisha an icy look
”…I'm the only human on Noah's Ark”
”Mhm”
”So I'm very important, and am not allowed to die”
Gin raised an eyebrow ”That will depend on how cooperative you are”
A pause
Feisha gave in with a sigh ”Don't tell hes doesn't know about you and Dea”
All the ice in Gin's expression instantly melted He stared pitifully at Feisha, almost like a kicked puppy
Feisha felt chills running down his spine Rubbing warmth back into his arhes?”
If so, then he'd have to expose this pervertas a vampire!
Ihtly flipped some hair off his face ”As a nobleso hurtful to my lover?”
”Then what are you afraid of?”
A light flush appeared on Gin's face ”Even nobility likelittle white lies occasionally”
”Like…?”
Gin sighed, resigned ”I told Hughes that I was a virgin”
Feisha visibly shook with the effort of holding back laughter, grin widening Just as he was about to burst, however-
”I'h at me”
”Ah-choo!” Feisha let out a big sneeze, then straightened as if nothing had happened ”And Hughes believed you?”
”The thing between hes ca up three fingers ”The only one who knows besides us is Isefel”
A three day roht lit up in Feisha's mind like a candle, and was immediately put out He really didn't want to think about that
”So,” Gin continued, pinning Feisha in place with his gaze ”I'm sure you knohat I'm about to say”
”Blackmail, bribery”
”Got it in one”
”Do you knohat my name is?”
”Feisha shi+?”
”Correct My father gave me that name He was quite obsessed uxia works, and superheroes were all the craze back then,” Feisha said, getting e about the parents he had left behind ”That's why I was narow up to be a courteous, just person…”
Gin's expression was one of confusion
”It's a shaet into police academy”
”…What does that have to with me and my secret?”
Silence
”Well- nothing, I guess,” Feisha said with a light chuckle ”I just wanted to tell you”
”…Anyway, if Hughes ever catches wind of this thing, you're dead”
”It ht not be me who accidentally lets it out, you know It could be Dea”