Chapter 183 - Armor of Misfortune (Fake) (1/2)
Chapter 183 &x2013; Armor of Misfortune (Fake)
The space within the Door of Misfortune was endless In a place like this, it was harder to find an Envoy of Misfortune capable of transforn of Kantos after searching for round in a deep, dark place behind the Door of Misfortune
Since Purple Bell needed to log off, everyone agreed on a ti offline as well to eat
Fatty quickly finished his ain However, the rest hadn&x2019;t returned yet, so he decided to stroll around on his new mount
Kantos&x2019; territory was much more beautiful than Kodeland&x2019;s At least this area had flowers and trees in addition to living animals and wasn&x2019;t just an endless stretch of white bones The Skeletal Dragon set the ground ru away many of the normal animals
Whoosh!+ All of a sudden, the branch of a huge tree trembled and whipped toward Fatty
With a son&x2019;s back The branchit to creak Surprisingly, the mount&x2019;s massive body shook from the strike
&x201C;Kakakak, Little Fatty! Your ability to react isn&x2019;t too shabby&x201D; The trunk of the tree slowly transfored on its surface
Recognizing the face, Fatty chuckled The Envoy of Misfortune, Kantos Fatty never thought the guy would have guts enough to show up right there Looking at Kantos&x2019; health bar, it was obvious that the dae it had suffered hadn&x2019;t recovered
&x201C;Little Fatty, how does randly, and all its branches swayed as though its body shook fro too hard
Fatty cast Kantos a look of contempt &x201C;You blind? When did you ever see this Lord Fatty tripped up by misfortune? On the other hand, I see that a certain darkness has settled between your brows, and a black cloud hangs over your head<sup>1</sup> Very soon, you&x2019;ll experience some unfortunate events; I advise you to be careful&x201D;
&x201C;Hmm? What does a black cloud have to do with unfortunate events?&x201D; Kantos was du tion and chose a spot on the ground to sit down Clearly, he was prepared to have a detailed conversation about this
Kantos hesitated a little, then transformed into its human form and sat down several meters across from Fatty Clearly, the Envoy wanted to hear Fatty&x2019;s explanation
&x201C;This Transformation skill of yours isn&x2019;t bad How&x2019;s the cooldown?&x201D; Fatty was curious
&x201C;I can only use it five times a day,&x201D; Kantos casually replied &x201C;Hurry and tell me about the black cloud and unfortunate events I&x2019;ve been an Envoy of Misfortune for years, but I&x2019;ve never heard of this before&x201D;
&x201C;You&x2019;ve been an Envoy for many years? How many exactly? Why did you become an Envoy of Misfortune?&x201D; Fatty bombarded the boss with questions like an inquisitive child
Kantos&x2019; forehead creased &x201C;This&x2026; I don&x2019;t know Ever since I&x2019;ve been able to record events, I&x2019;ve been an Envoy of Misfortune&x201D;
Fatty persisted, &x201C;Then, how&x2019;s the treatment? How much is your monthly salary? What are the benefits?&x201D;
&x201C;Treatment? Salary? Benefits? What are those?&x201D; Kantos asked blankly
&x201C;Ah! You don&x2019;t have any of those?! So, you&x2019;re working for free?&x201D; Fatty was appalled He then grew indignant &x201C;The gall! To think the God of Misfortune has the audacity to ive you no reward at all!&x201D;
&x201C;Reward? As a worshi+pper of the alreatest reward is the opportunity to listen to his teachings everyday What else should there be?&x201D; Kantos was incredulous
&x201C;It&x2019;s wrong; it&x2019;s totally wrong You&x2019;ve gotta change your way of thinking!&x201D; Fatty declared in the name of justice &x201C;May I ask, do you have any Divine items?&x201D;
&x201C;No&x201D; Kantos shook his head
&x201C;Celestial then?&x201D;
&x201C;None&x201D;
&x201C;Divine pets?&x201D;
&x201C;Don&x2019;t have any&x201D;
&x201C;Then, what do you have?&x201D;
&x201C;The teachings of the God of Misfortune&x2026;&x201D;
&x201C;Stop What has your God taught you?&x201D;
&x201C;The God has taught us&x2026; taught us&x2026;&x201D; Kantos was at a complete loss
&x201C;See, even the only spiritual reward is a fraud! Why the hell are you still an Envoy of Misfortune?&x201D; Fatty pushed
&x201C;Because we can&x2026; can&x2026;&x201D; Kantos stuttered, unable to think of a reason
&x201C;What&x2019;s your mission then?&x201D;
&x201C;To stop players fro the Paradise of Misfortune&x201D;
&x201C;And where&x2019;s the Paradise of Misfortune?&x201D;
&x201C;It&x2019;s&x2014;Fck, you allared at Fatty furiously From the looks of it, the elementalist had, indeed, bruised the boss&x2019;s pure and innocent heart
&x201C;Eyy, bro, no need to be so uptight Heed my advice: Go back to your kids while you can This job has no future,&x201D; Fatty sagely proclaimed
&x201C;Heh, Little Fatty, I remember now Our sole mission as Envoys is to take care of people like you!&x201D; With a shrug, Kantos transforolden cobra
The creature was sohtly flicking its tongue, the cobra streaked toward Fatty
&x201C;A cobra? Lord Fatty made his first few bucks off cobras&x201D; Fatty swiftly retreated and juon
Pfah! The cobra spat out a thick, colorful fog that flooded after Fatty Wherever the cloud passed, grass instantly withered
&x201C;Wheat!&x201D; shouted Fatty Stalaground in quick succession and battered the cobra&x2019;s stomach
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A series of nuolden cobra&x2019;s health dropped by a sliver
&x201C;Pounce!&x201D; Fatty directed the dragon to dash straight through the fog Because of the Brutal Saddle, Fatty could attack while on rah the air As it landed, the snake snapped several nearby trees in half
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