Chapter 117 (1/2)

”You... What do you want to do? I'll call the police! ” Fan Zhiyi said in horror. Naked in bed to retreat, even the name of the police raised out, obviously the last lesson is not enough.

”It's the police again. Alas, Mr. Fan, you can have a snack.” A solemn, angry sigh.

At this time, Fan Zhiyi remembered the lesson of the last time and knew that the police had no use for solemnity. His face was even more ugly, and he shivered: ”Zhuang... Solemn, elder brother Zhuang, if you have any requirements, just say it. As long as I can meet them, I will do it. Please let me go this time. ”

”I just said to talk about life with you, why don't you agree?” Asked gravely and strangely.

Fan Zhiyi listened to the solemn words and immediately said, ”who believes you're here to talk about life? I don't believe you even killed me!

”I... I don't have any experience in life. I grew up eating, drinking and having fun. It's not good for me to talk about life with you.” Fan Zhiyi answered with a face.

He said solemnly, ”you know yourself. But I guess you're familiar with the topic I'm talking to you about today. ”

”What topic?”

”Well, there's a story. Once upon a time, there was a Zen master. One day, he was stung by a scorpion. The Zen master looked at his swollen finger, shook his head, and then extended his finger to let the scorpion stung him. After so many times, the Zen master looked at his swollen fingers like radishes and said something meaningful. Do you know what it is? ” Solemnly asked Fan Zhiyi.

Fan Zhiyi was stunned and then said with a happy smile: ”I know, I know. I've seen this joke. Zen master said that abbess should be satisfied. Ha ha ha ha...”

Solemn also with Fan Zhiyi smile, suddenly convergence smile, slap in the face of Fan Zhiyi.

Fan Zhiyi immediately wrongly covered his face and said, ”am I wrong?”

”Of course, it's wrong. What Zen master said is that you did the work of the chopper party on the airport road!” Solemnly and coldly.

Fan Zhiyi trembled with fright when he heard the solemn words, but pretended not to understand and asked, ”what hand chopping party? Why don't I understand? Don't we talk about life? ”

Solemnly looking at Fan Zhiyi's affectation, he can't help sneering from the bottom of his heart, slapping Fan Zhiyi again and whining.

”Yes, we're talking about the truth of life. The truth we're talking about is, to be or not to be, this isa... A what Solemnly, I wanted to pretend, but I forgot the last word.

”It's a question of survival or destruction.” Fan Zhiyi covered his face and answered bitterly.

”Right answer! That's the problem you face today. It's up to you to decide whether to survive or to perish. ” Patting Fan Zhiyi on the shoulder, he said.

At this solemn remark, Fan Zhiyi suddenly became silly. existence? ruin? Dare to be solemn, today is to kill people?

”Well, can we change the subject? I think this topic is too profound to understand with my intelligence. Let's talk about women and sex. ” Fan Zhiyi's eyes flashed and crossed the road with solemnity.

”Sex? Well, that's a good topic. Let's discuss it. ” Solemnly, he didn't seem to understand that Fan Zhiyi was changing the topic and nodded“ I think there are so many kinds of human sexuality. It's nothing between men and women, men and women. There's only one kind that makes people most excited. ”

Fan Zhiyi is willing to change the topic solemnly. He can't help but feel relieved. He busily says, ”which one?”

Solemn but did not answer, but raised the palm, PA, a slap hard on Fan Zhiyi's face.

”Ah! You... Why did you hit me again? ” Fan Zhiyi was aggrieved and puzzled. I'm talking about sex. How can I hit someone suddenly?

”Don't you ask me which one? I'm answering you. That's it, SM! Sadistic love! The most exciting With that, he raised his hand again and slapped out the third slap.

”Solemn, I'm a grass mud horse!” Fan Zhiyi was furious and blurted out.

His response was a more severe slap than before.

”Good as donkey liver lung, brother let you experience the next sexual stimulation, you still scold me!”

PA, with a solemn left hand on Fan Zhiyi's face.

”Even if you scold me, you'd better weed my mother. I don't even know who my mother is!”

Solemnity is an orphan. Parents don't know where they are, but they hate people talking about it. With a slap, Fan Zhiyi's solemn right hand fell on his face.

”Oh, what are you calling? Obviously, it's a great thing. You just pretend to be miserable, which obviously doesn't give me face. ”