Volume 1 Chapter 2 (1/2)
It was real
Until very recently, I really was an extreets up at six forty-five in thebooks thirtyto sleep
To completely destroy such a simple life of mine… Yes, it was a day with such perfect weather, and on so happened
I was in my own room (size of six tatamis) turned towards my desk to do my horessively
My chest was badly hit, and I flew backwards together with my chair
And then, ”Bang” came the sound of the drawer, and froolden halo over her head
The girl claiel from the future called Dokuro, here to protect me
With a sound of ”squeak”[unsure the actual sound], her whole body eed froround I was looking up at the ceiling, white foa out of my mouth
She then widened her eyes like a girl who had spotted a strawberry cake wrapped in plastic on the kitchen table, and showed a beautiful smile
I sed back oose bumps appeared
To suddenly be sirl that seemed to have just popped out from his own fantasies, there should be no man in this world ouldn't be stunned by this scene
With watery, big eyes, a cheek that looked like it would be soft, fir forever, an appearance that looked pure and innocent, and a ”nice body”[in actual English terh her clothes----
Dokuro's mini skirt suddenly drifted, and she ju” that I saw at that tiet it for the rest of my life
”Ahhhhhhh!”
I screa That aqua-blue-striped pattern has stood fresh within my memories up till now
”Oh, no!!”
Dokuro blushed and quickly put her hand over her skirt to cover it
And then----
”Huh……?”
She pulled a seely heavy ”spiked steel baseball bat” directly froht onto the face of the person she had met for the first time, me
With a ”Splat!”, that murder weapon darkened my vision, s see, ”Pat…”[sounds like rain hitting a roof? What's the actual sound?] The realistic sound effects sounded across the room
I fell onto the floor froht I saw then, I can never forget it my entire life, even if I want to
”Ahhhhh……! Sor, Sorry!!”
The girl that landed on the tatami like a feather, used a cute voice that I would want to record down on tape to shriek, and then-----
♪ Pipirupirupirupipirupi~ ♫
She raised that steel baseball bat with spikes all over ”Bokusatsu kanabo( like she aving a ical wand
Following that, my face, which was sht, just like a sponge cake being toasted in an oven, and finally, returned to its original state
”Wa……Wah!?”
I shook my confused head as I crawled backwards to the wall
I looked at the girl, who had a superbly cute smile and a halo over her head, once atekeeper of hell in her hand
As she tugged it along, the angelic girl showed a cheerful smile, and came over to look at me
Unable to turn ht came to my mind----
”What is going to happen to me from now on?”
This is the story of Dokuro the angel, and a human, me, filled with love, sensation, and blood
It is Sunday today
The ti, when one can hear the beautiful chirping sounds of the birds I woke up fro of the alarm clock as I always do
”Hmm…… Ah……”
I murmured as I stretched my back lazily, stretched my hand out to switch my alarht co the time on the clock, I opened my mouth
”This cannot be……!!”
My solid back began to sith a ”poof”[unsure of actual sound] as the ti
”Hmmmm……Hm…… Sakura-kun, You---- Are---- So----- Noisy-----……”
Following that, I heard the sleepy and coarse yet tender voice of Dokuro by my ear
”AH! Sorry Dokuro-chan, waking you up……”
”Huh-----!? By my ear!?”
Thisinto irl who just woke up? And right in front of el halo
”Huh------!! Do, Dokuro-chan……!!”
The screa ed back forcefully as I covered my mouth This was because Mom and Dad should be on the first floor If they saw this scene early in the , they are sure to think that I am a precocious son!
”How did this……”
The war to ht, Dokuro, who usually sleeps in the ardrobe [built-in wardrobe] is now sleeping soundly beside me
Wearing a big white shi+rt as pajamas, Dokuro curls up like a little kitten, with her eyes closed, and puts her fist next to her mouth
”Ermmmmhtly
And, perhaps because button shi+rt-types of pajamas make one uncomfortable, the top two buttons were already open……!!
(Gah……!!)
Under the blanket, my body froze to a scale of ten in Moh's scale of mineral hardness just like that (Note: a scale set by Gerist Friedrich Mohs [actual textthe hardness of diael is so much cuter than an American short-furred cat
Sweat ca wet in an instant
As long, as long as a young girl stays under the same roof as a boy, this kind of situation is likely to happen In actual fact, in the life between Dokuro and s happen, like, unintentional contacts of flesh are a co But that does notis allowed! I ah student……!
I gathered all th at my throat and sed
No, perhaps I should say that I ah student already……
Just at this moment-----
”Hmm……”
Dokuro used her arm to pull me to her side
”Ah……?”
And then, warether in a ”Gunu~”[咕扭~] or a ”Pu~”[噗咻~] manner, towards the part of my body where all the nerves are connected to
And at that instant!
(Ahhhhhhhhhh!)
My whole body was occupied by the ”revolution arether ”Fellow coeant ”You cannot stand up!!” However, the armed citizens from my side refused to obey! Why!? Is it because I am just a boy?
”Sa…ku…ra…kun…”
The sweet and coarse voice's soft s could be heard
Not only that, Dokuro's arrip
”N-No! Dokuro-chan! We are still……Ahhhh! But……! ……Huh!?”
I, together with the revolution arave out our victory cries of ”Oh------!!” And at that moment------
”Wah------! It is co out------!”
Dokuro used all hertoothpaste out of a tube
”Dokuro-chan! Dokuro-chan! There is so in my body that is about to be squeezed out from an unnatural hole!!”
”H, Sakura-kun……”
”Let o quickly before I die!!”
”Ah! Why did Sakura-kun come into my blankets……!”
”That's not true! Dokuro-chan is the one ent into my blanket……!”
At thedim at times, while clear at others------
<bang!>
Dokuro stretched out her right hand in order to push , stained with dark red pieces of meat and bone shards
The pieces of my upper body flew and splattered onto the walls of the room, the still warm blanket was stained red with blood, the fresh blood was even soaked into the cotton in the blanket
”Ahhh…… Sakura-kun……!!”
Dokuro waved Excalibolg round and round as though she aving a ical item
Pipirupirupiru……!
The ht from the spiked club spread across the room with the size of six tatamis, then Dokuro suddenly……
Pipiru……Z Z Z Z Z……
Just like that, Dokuro fell asleep in the middle of the spell
”Ahhhhhhh! Dokuro-chan! Please, I beg of you, don't stop half way! Wake up! Wake up quickly! Dokuro-chan! Ah, huh……? Soht!? My body, how come it is like……like I became another person! Ah! This is not Perry (Note: Ambassador of America Matthew Calbraith Perry, led four battle cruisers to Nagasaki port in the year 1853, requesting japan to drop its Sakoku (disallows people to enter or leave japan check wiki for e me back quickly!”
I shook Dokuro's body continuously
”Ah, sorry……”
Dokuro waved the spiked club half awake, half sleeping
Pi---……
”Huu……(sound of soft breathing)”
”Wah……Wah……Wah……”
I twisted ot out from my little nest Then I checkedat Dokuro, as sleeping soundly
Dokuro puts on a cute sleeping face that looks as though nothing has happened, and stuffs her face into the pillow
There is nothing I can do about her Every holiday, Dokuro will always sleep until around two in the afternoon like some useless creature
However, that is the key factor to my plans today
The title is ”The FIGHT for a Date Without Dokuro!” (Special effects for the wordings appear)
And the person to date is of course, shi+zuki
This is an extre until the late afternoon
…… Oh no This is not the ti time is eleven, I will definitely be late if I continue to waste my time here!
I better pick up my pace If I a a successful date with shi+zuki today would be at the brink of destruction And, if the plan went smoothly, maybe…… Maybe……!
I intend to wear a new pair of underwear before the , as this shows the pride of men
Pulling down ressively, as I was about to take it off, I suddenly recalled Dokuro, as sleeping at the side untidily dressed
I pull my underwear back up quickly
Even though Dokuro is still in a deep slue just beside her
Looking closer, the soundly sleeping Dokuro's paja habits, so much so that her belly button was exposed
I surrender If she is left alone, Dokuroto leave Dokuro in the roo ive ht, this is only natural If I do not help Dokuro pull her pajaet chilled
Just like a chant, my mouth ht at this moment------
”Don't do it, Sakura-kun! You must not do that!”
Out of the blue, a male voice that was as coarse as a crow's shriek sounded across the roo
I”Ready----!” posture that one would have for a hundred meter sprint race, ”shuwah” and turned rees to face where the voice came from
So flew out from the open ardrobe
It was a big lock ofpink Mohawk hair
That Mohawk hair protrudes out of an angel halo that seehtly His eyelids, lips, ears, nose, anywhere that you canoff his two skinny and dry ar out of the upper compartment of the ardrobe
”Even if it is a er, it is still too early! YOU two are still only second year junior high students!”
The lower half of this weirdo is connected with the monitor that Dokuro randomly installed in the ardrobe
”……Huh?” I opened my mouth to ask”Who are you?”
”ME?”
That rab his shoulder as if he was hugging himself, used his crossed left hand to cover his face and looked at ers
”……Listen carefully, ME name is------”
”Bang!” [Sound of sliding door closed suddenly, what is the sound?]
I closed the door of the ardrobe
<knock knock=”” knock=”” knock=””> (Sound of so on the ardrobe) ”Open the door! Sakura-kun, ME is Dokuro-chan's friend------” <knock knock=”” knock=”” knock=””>
I just won't open it
”Ah…… This is Dokuro-chan's panties…… Woah! Dokuro-chan wears this kind of stuff? (a muffled voice came from the inside of the ardrobe)”
<slid!> [sound of sliding door opening, what is the sound?]
”What is the matter?”
”It is so good to have opened the door, Sakura-kun ME have a preood friends ME is Dokuro-chan's friend, name is ”Zansu” Sakura-kun? Hey Sakura-kun! Why are YOU crawling into the ardrobe? Relax, don't press onto my face as you breathe heavily!Ah ah! No! Sakura-kun, STOP……!!”
Zansu grabbed onto my arms desperately from the back
”STOP! Sakura-kun……!! Don't challenge at the ht make Dokuro-chan jump up from her bed maybe, but the one to suffer would be YOU body!!”
I was struggling as I said,
”I want to suffer! I hope my body suffers!!”
”Your left ear is already giving off golden colored stea! No means no! ME will never let Sakura-kun suffer the same way I did!”
I stop struggling, and turn my head back at Zansu to ask
”Let Sakura-kun…… suffer the same way?”
Underneck and trehtly……
”……Is, is so……?”
”Ah, that is Zansu…… So you touched Dokuro-chan before……”
”Don't, don't talk nonsense without reason……!”
”That cannot be helped…… It is Dokuro-chan's busts……”
”What do you mean by cannot be helped!! And, don't use the word ”busts”……!!”
”Logic would have flew out of one's mind……”
”Logic flehere!! Don't judge things based on your baseless accusations!!”
”It is a , Sakura-kun! YOU misunderstood! That, that was an accident! Yes! An accident……! ME is innocent! Even though I am innocent, but Dokuro-chan still……!! To the innocent ME, Dokuro-chan still……!”
”I wish I could believe what you said……, I thought…… we could be friends……”
”Wait, wait a minute! Sakura-kun!!”
”…… Go back! That is enough…… Please just go back! I ao back now!!”
I shake Zansu off, and forcefully slam the paper door shut
”Ouch, ouch! It hit me, it hit ! ME ca! Please, please, how about just listening to what ME has to say?”
This suspicious character that seems like he would be blown off if the ers at hi at me with red teary eyes
”Please don't stare at me like that……!!”
Still stuck between the doors, Zansu looked away and said to me,
”YOU think that it is okay for the things to be this way!? The only ones to protect YOU from the harm from ”Rurutie order” are Dokuro-chan and ME……!”
The hands which I used to close the door of the ardrobe…… lost their strength suddenly
”Dokuro-chan will safeguard your safety, so ME hope Sakura-kun will never leave Dokuro-chan's side to act alone!”
”What------?”
”What is the ly face!!”
”But------”
”But what! ME has told youattacked by the Rurutie order!! That is such a grave rave matter!!”
”That is the thing! Because of this, that is why I cannot trust you!”
I raisedit
”Cannot trust……?”
”It doesn'tthat I would invent some immortal medicine in the future, so Ithat only happens in a, isn't it?”
”The Rurutie order will never let any human step into the boundaries of God, and, YOU invention will e of twelve, known as _____, and the side effect of this medicine is immortality”
”That is what makes it hardest to believe! Because there is no way I would do such a thing!!”
”What is the chromosome that only males have that females do not?”
”Y chromosome”
”See! YOU are the criminal!”
”What is the ht in class recently that's all! Don't make a fool out of me!”
I begin to push the upper half of the man into the screen
”Ouch! What are you doing! YOU really intend to do so to Dokuro-chan at this period of time? ME won't allow it!”
”Then take her with you!”
”That is impossible! Ah……! Ouch! Ouch! Don't pinch me! Don't pinch me------!”
After squeezing the Mohawk head into the screen roughly, I took up the tape at the side and sealed the screen over and over again with several layers
”What is that all about, geez……”
Don't joke around, I ao on a date with shi+zuki
Ah!! Date……!!
What kind ofis this? I hurriedly ju offand directly toss them aside
All because of Dokuro, I was about to be late for the date If Dokuro insists on coht of that makes cold sweat come out from me
After changing, I opened the curtains that allow sunlight to seep through as usual------
”How glaring……(Dokuro)”
And I closed them immediately
It was totally unexpected
If it weren't for that, I would most probably be unable to have this date
shi+zuki's full name is shi+zuki Minakami This date was set last Friday at lunch time
I was inby , shi+zuki turned to look at azine and said to me,
”Sakura-kun, that, are you going to watch it?”
Because it was so sudden, I answered her without thinking
”How about we go watch it on Sunday?”
shi+zuki replied,
”Sure”
I suspect my ears Because shi+zuki's ”sure” was as natural as ”can you help et that sauce?”, ”sure”
And so I became the one who invited her
Ever since then, h it wants to ju very hard and quickly (Come on…… Touch me…… Oh, oh------! More, oh!)
But-------
That e of a cliff
”Sorry! Coh!!”
I dashed up the escalator and slid into the station's north entrance while panting and, following that, raised my head to look at the clock on the station wall
The scheduled time was eleven sharp, it is now over twenty minutes past the scheduled time
”shi+-shi+zuki-chan……”
I stood beside the big pillar in front of the station where we agreed to meet
There was no one
I walked, panicking, around the pillar, but there was still no one
I grabbed that head of an to sweat due to unease and worry Could, could it be that shi+zuki went back in a fit of anger……!
”My God……!”
The earth surface collapsed in a ether with the polluted waters A big group of ”Yaho spirits” surrounded me and attempted to lure me into some place as far as India, and at that moment------
”Guess who I am”
The instant a girl's voice sounded off, my vision suddenly became a pitch black That was because entle hands from behind me
I hold my breath, these hands…… Could these hands be……
”shi+zuki-chan……!?”
Unable to hide the doubtfulness to the sudden situation, I answered in response
”Correct!”
I regainmy head, just before my eyes lies a face with a smile, a lively shi+zuki with pouted lips
”Sakura-kun, you are so slow! Weren't you the one to ask me out?”
shi+zuki's hair is as usual, separated into two bundles and tied with aqua blue bands Wearing a western jean set with sports shoes, the feeling she gives is slightly different fro her uniform This perfect yet calm shi+zuki made me feel even more nervous
”Sor-sorry, shi+zuki-chan! Bec-because the train that comes on holidays……”
Under shi+zuki's sharp eyes, I sprouted nonsense, nervously trying to explainwhen I woke up I found Dokuro sleeping beside s happened with a s must not be revealed even if my butt is split open I even realized that Dokuro had changed the ti to ”Waratte Litoh”, a japanese comedy show)
”You------ Are------ Lying------! Nevermind”
shi+zuki gives a s flower
”This is the first time I've seen Sakura-kun in such panic”
”Is, is that so?”
”Yup, Sakura-kun is so interesting lately”
”Is, is that the case……”
What a co
”Uh oh, if we don't hurry there, the cineo, Sakura-kun”
”Yes, yes!”
I take a deep breath, and after adjustingme a cheerful smile
A preood atmosphere No matter the reason, shi+zuki has been very kind tofro of bliss from the bottom of my heart
And just at this moment------
”Guess who I------ am!”
Ka![喀]
My head felt as though it was being squeezed, so me backwards, my whole vision suddenly became a reddish black color
I screamed out loud
”What the------! Wahh------!!!”
Because the soft and fleshy hands that carabbed er's claws
”Ouch------! It hurts hurts hurts hurts hurts!! It is almost smashed! My eyes are almost smashed into my brain!!”
”Guess who I am!”
”Dokuro-chan! Dokuro-chan!! The only one who can use a special technique like this can only be Dokuro-chan!!”
I shouted out as white foaan to come out from my mouth
”Correct------!”
”Correct your head! This kind of thing that even a devil superman would be afraid of can only be done by Dokuro-chan! It is wrong to do so like this! My face was al, did you know that!?”
”Sakura-kun…… Are you okay?”
shi+zuki seems troubled by the sudden situation, and worriedly kneels to check onon the floor
”I was just a little away… fro not okay……”
I stand up and look at Dokuro Coreen shi+rt with a cap with heart shape pattern on it, together with short shorts, Dokuro is looking athalo above her
I looked at Dokuro, who had her hands entangled together behind her and was looking up at me proudly, and said,
”Dokuro-chan…… For what reason and how did you come here!?”
Dokuro's expression changed, and she answered quietly like she was sharing a secret
”Because I remember…… Sakura-kun…… 's scent……”
”What! Wait, Dokuro-chan, do you knohat you are saying? This kind of reply would make one misunderstand……”
”And my scent is also on Sakura-kun's……”
”Enough! Enough! There is no need to explain further! I understand that Dokuro-chan's nose is way better than a human's! So then what is it? For what reason did you come here!?”
I pushed shi+zuki behind me in protection as I questioned Dokuro
”Sakura-kun, you forgot to bring so?”
”Forgot…… Forgot to bring so?”
I frantically search my pants pockets, I even check the pocket at my chest Wallet, Handkerchief, and……
”N-no, everything that is needed is here…… Wha-what did I forget?”
”Here, this is it, an antidote herb”
After Dokuro said that, she handed me an antidote herb before my eyes
”An antidote herb!? There is no need for such a thing!! There is no poison swas in the area!”
I push the herb that Dokuro handed me back
”Because the one ould suffer later on would be Sakura-kun, I thought that it was best to prepare one just in case!”
”Just in case” of when!”
”How can you…… I orried about you, so I specially made a trip…… to come here……”
Dokuro's shoulders droop purposely to hug the antidote herb, and she slowly and stiffly moves backwards And then she places her back onto the pillar at the side, squats down to sit with her knees bent, and heavily places her face doards Even the angel halo seems to lose its shi+ne
”Sakura-kun……”
Looking at Dokuro's depression as though she would kill herself, shi+zuki worriedly pokesfrom here]
What a headache NoDokuro is, I cannot just leave her like this
”Hey, Dokuro-chan……?”
I squatted down, and said to Dokuro who had her shoulders shi+vering slightly
Indeed, this idiotic angel Dokuro orried about me Be it an antidote herb or a Super-Kamiokande detector (Super-Kamiokande is an observatory in the city of Hida that detects and studies particles called neutrinos), she would bring it here to me I should be happy instead
Maybe it was that her actions in the past made me misunderstand her
”Dokuro-chan…… Er, this antidote herb…… Thank you……”
”Hmph……”
Dokuro slightly nodded, still in her depression The angel halo ether with it
”But Sakura-chan doesn't need it, right?”
My chest hurts slightly Dokuro, who is wearing short shorts, is still in that posture, h I really wish she would remain in that position, I was unable to do it
”Dokuro-chan, sorry…… I misunderstood you……”
Just at that instant I lightly placed my hand on Dokuro's shoulder------
With a sound of ”Dok pang”[咚砰], Dokuro actually fell down to the floor leaning against the pillar
”Wha-what's wrong with you!?”
I quickly lift her up in panic
”Hmmm……”
Dokuro seeh she is asleep…… Could it be……
”…… really asleep!?”
Dokuro fell asleep just like that with a sweet look on her face!
”No! Sakura-kun, you cannot do that!”
”Letto throw the halo of this duel away!”
If an angel loses the shi+ning halo above her head, so very serious will happen (they'll become weak from extreme diarrhoea)
”damn it------!!”
”Sakura-kun, cal out again!”
shi+zuki did her best to stop e, and said,
”Besides, what should we do about Dokuro-chan? We cannot just leave her here……”
”No proble her here will do!”
”That is too dangerous Recently the security hasn't been that good…… and Dokuro-chan is dressed like this……”
”Hmm…… Indeed…… But I still think that Dokuro-chan herself is the erous person……”
I glanced at Dokuro as sleeping soundly with her cheek stuck to the floor of the station, troubled It does seem irresponsible to just leave Dokuro here unattended
Just as I scratched my head and looked at Dokuro once more, the words that ca with
”shi+-shi+zuki-chan? What did you just say……?”