C45 (1/2)

”It's not that you stink, it's that all men's hearts are stinky!” The sound was Fang Qin's.

So it wasn't because I was smelly, but because my heart felt a little better. After sniffing my armpit, the smell made me choke. I said, ”I'll go take a bath first. I've been tormented by you and your mother for so many days, yet I haven't taken a bath. A cold and aloof person has turned into a smelly slander! ”

I took a few clean clothes and ran downstairs to take a bath. I carefully washed all of the mud on my body, then used the flower dew from the forest to spray on my body and cleanly went upstairs.

”Alright, now I'm a fragrant man, hurry up and tell me your request!” I sat down on a stool and placed the wicker cage on the table.

”Kill all you stinking men!” Fang Hong Ling said.

I chuckled coldly. ”Don't say such useless words. There are some useful words to say.” What do you want? I'll give you some tips, like a building, with parking spaces and a swimming pool. ”Like to …”

”Kill all you stinking men! There is nothing to discuss. Otherwise, even if our souls are destroyed, we will never be able to reincarnate! ” Fang Qin and her mother shrieked in unison.

I spat, ”You're not being polite, interrupting me! Since you guys are not willing to talk, then don't talk anymore! ”

I violently threw the wicker cage into the drawer and opened the box containing the Flower Serpent. ”The two of them aren't willing to talk. You're more intelligent than them, so tell me what your request is!”

The head of the flower snake slowly turned to me and looked into its eyes. Even though it didn't say anything, I could see a sentence in its eyes: ”Revenge, kill the entire Great Monkey Family.”

”Is there no compromise? Great Monkey's wife and mother have already been killed by you, is that not enough? ” I asked, ”If you are so stubborn, you will end up crippled after hundreds of years of cultivation. You will end up with a lost primordial spirit and won't even have the chance to live the next life.”

That look told me, ”I don't want any afterlife, I just want to avenge my wife and children!”

”But there's nothing to talk about? You didn't even talk about it? ” I stood up and kicked the chair over. I angrily took out my cigarette case and tried to cool it down with my cigarette, but the cigarette case was empty. I smashed the cigarette case onto the floor and cursed, ”Damn! What the hell is this stuff!? ”

At this moment, a trembling voice came from the door, ”Can I disturb you now?”

”What is it now?” I turned my head.

The wandering ghost revealed himself and said, ”I've been standing at the door the whole time. I was afraid that you would kill me, so I didn't dare to disturb you.”

”Oh, you are! F * ck! I don't want to see a ghost today! ” I pointed at him speechlessly.

The wandering ghost was so frightened that he shrunk his head back into his neck like a tortoise. I frowned and said, ”That's enough. I didn't want to see a ghost at all. Not only did you let me see a ghost, you even turned into a terrifying ghost for me to see?” Hurry and recover! ”

The wandering ghost had to stick his head out again and say, ”Will you send me on my way? You promised me you'd do your best to make me suffer less. ”

”When did I say that?”

”Last night, when you asked me to help you look for the body!”

I raised my head and thought about it for a long time. Then, as if I had said those words, I said, ”Your crime is too deep. Do you know how hard it is to make you suffer less? ”

Do you want to go back on your word?” If you do, I'll go around saying you're a dishonest man. ” said the Wandering Ghost, backing away, afraid that I would rush to cripple him.

I sighed and said, ”Don't worry. I'm here to see off the spirits and deal with ghosts. Even if I betrayed them, I wouldn't turn my back on them. However, you have to give me some time.”

”Okay, okay, I won't rush you!” The wandering ghost happily nodded his head as he spoke.

The most important thing to do now was to send Fang Qin, her mother, and the weasel on their way. The three of them were the real culprits.

I endured my temper and placed the wicker cage from the drawer onto the table. I squeezed out a smile and said kindly, ”My two grandaunts, please give me some face. Can we have a good talk later?”

”There's no need to talk about it!”

I straightened the stool and sat on it. I looked at the wicker cage and then at the flower snakes in the box. Unknowingly, they had become white.

When it was morning, I had to put the three of them back in the box and run down to the house of the mayor. The village chief had just connected his tongue, yet he could not speak or eat. He was drinking soy milk through a straw.

Seeing me rush into his house in a flurry, the village chief choked in fright.

I replied, ”Don't be afraid. I want you to find some people to bury the sea of trees.” Also, Lin Hua is going back to their hometown, the house that you sold to them is going back to the village and you are going to have to return the money to her, do you agree? ”