Chapter 97 (1/2)
Chu Yuan, carrying her kitty cat, impatiently knocked on my curled up leg. ”The front is too close to the TV, not good for the eyes.”
”Nonsense, where are your eyes when you look on your stomach?” I lean close to the side of the sofa, like a bloody warrior holding on to the position attacked by the enemy, and look at death as if I were going to return, ”do you want to be comfortable? Tell you, no way, I sat down first! ”
As expected, Chu Yuan was so angry that he stamped his feet and said, ”it's my brother, I should let my sister!”
Stinky girl, when you want to take advantage, you will admit that I am your brother?
”I let it,” I pointed to the half sofa in front of me. ”You sit here. It's OK. I'm not afraid you'll block the TV.”
Yuan looked down at my feet, airway: ”who is going to sit in front and smell your smelly feet?”
”Stink?” I deliberately moved my feet and leaned over to smell it. ”It's not delicious. I took a bath before eating, and I made soap twice.”
If the cat in Chu Yuan's arms were alive, it would have been strangled by her. She glared at me angrily and said, ”you -- let -- don't -- let?”
Scare me? If you persevere, I will stick to the end, ”no, no, unless you ask me.”
Maybe the first two lessons taught her made me taste the sweetness. I suddenly found that I seem to like the way Chuyuan begged me. I was oppressed by her from childhood. It's absolutely bullshit to say that I don't want to turn over, but I also know that it's impossible to turn over, so I'm happy to bully her for a while and enjoy it.
”Hum, don't let me pull down,” I was stunned, wondering why Chu Yuan gave up so simply. She kicked off her slippers and climbed to the sofa. ”You won't let me lean on the sofa, I'll lean on you to see!”
I haven't responded yet, the stinky girl has already broken my legs apart and directly leaned on my arms! Wenxiang is full of it, which makes me panic.
”Don't blame me for rushing with you!” As if she had the power of a prophet, she turned her head and warned me fiercely, ”Whoever let you not give me a place should be my meat pad. This is punishment!”
”What kind of punishment is that?” I can't cry or laugh. Stinky girl has no self-knowledge. It's definitely a reward!
”I'll cook and wash dishes for you. I'm tired, but you don't know how to thank me. You deserve to be punished!”
”Is it so exaggerated? Just cooking and washing dishes, as for it? ”
”Not so? Then start cooking tomorrow. ”
The snake hit seven inches, and the stinky girl would kill at a stroke. She stabbed me at the key point. ”As for, absolutely, my sister, you're working hard. Do you use me to knead your shoulder?”
The kitchen is a woman's heaven, a man's hell, coaxing a woman to heaven is better than going to hell!
”That's not necessary,” Chu Yuan proudly arched his body, seeking the most comfortable position, and then straightened two long legs. The snow-white little feet just stepped on the other end of the sofa. The stinky girl was very happy and said, ”it's just right, just like it's customized!”
The slim and delicate body leans against my arms, the small head just against my chin, the fragrance in the hair seeps into my heart, which makes me feel comfortable and uncomfortable. He wryly laughs and says: ”customized? Do you say me? ”
”Well,” said the smelly girl, shaking Kitty's head and laughing, ”your sofa mat is much more comfortable than it, hee hee, big Kitty.”
I think you're Kitty, mine. Chu Yuan doesn't need me to massage her shoulder. I don't know where to put his two claws. Hug her? Shit, that's not the same as a couple in love? I'm afraid, but I'm eager to try again.