Chapter 31 – Playing Cards And Leveling Up (1/2)
Chapter 31 – Playing Cards And Leveling Up
Clang clang clang~~~
“Steal from the landlord!”
“Rob, rob, rob!”
“I’m robbing!”
“A single three, and now I only have two cards left.” Li Xue’er threw down a three with a smile before glancing at Feng Lei. “The card you threw down was really too good.”
“Hold on!” Luo Tian drew a card and then looked at the four shiny thieves in his hand and smiled: “You want to run with only two cards?”
“Girl, just you wait and you’ll be singing for us.”
Feng Lei smiled foolishly and threw out four two’s before scratching his head. “Let it blow.”
Luo Tian turned to glare at the fatty: “Damn you’re vicious. You even blow up a single ten; let me see how many more times you can do it.”
Luo Tian didn’t even finish his sentence when Li Xue’er faintly smiled: “King explosion!”
She threw out her two cards pushing Luo Tian to the end of the road.
I had four aces yet still lost by a piece of hair!
“Big brother Luo Tian, when hit with a double explosion, let me calculate your losses: One card equals two, two equals… equals how much? Fatty, do you know what comes after?” Li Xue’er asked Feng Lei as she got lost in her calculations for a while.
Feng Lei scratched his bald head and only after a while, he weakly said: “Three times?”
“Poof~”
Luo Tian almost spit out the dinner he had last night. The people in this world didn’t even know the multiplication table?
What the f*ck?!
Upon hearing the answer, Li Xue’er had a face full of smiles: “That’s 3 times; you have completely lost big brother Luo Tian. Now you have to sing for us… I want to hear The Flying Immortals of the Nine Heavens.”
“What nine heavens, what flying immortals?” Luo Tian was all confused and still couldn’t come up with any memories after thinking for a while. He then said: “How about I sing a divine song instead?”
“Divine song?”
“Good, good, good…”
Li Xue’er drummed her cheeks while seriously staring at Luo Tian waiting for his divine song.
Luo Tian stood on top of a rock and coughed a few times to clear his throat. As his mouth opened, he roared out: “Ahhh ohh, ahhh ohh. Ah sey hee ah sey hoh ah sey gig a sey ah dohhh…”
He sounded like a ghost wailing and was completely out of tune. It was just as dreadful as one would imagine it to be like. Luo Tian himself felt like he couldn’t continue singing it yet Li Xue’er and Feng Lei seemed to be entranced by it.
After hearing the song, Li Xue’er took a long time before she recovered her senses and asked: “It is indeed a divine song; I couldn’t understand it, not even a single word. Big brother Luo Tian, what is the divine song talking about?”
Feng Lei was confused as well and asked: “Hey boss, what exactly is this divine song singing about?”
“Shit!”
“So you two were so entranced by it because you wanted to know what the divine song is about? I thought you two were mesmerized by my godly singing abilities.” Luo Tian received a heavy blow and mumbled: “Beat this landlord first and then I’ll tell you guys what the song was about.”
After hearing that, Feng Lei started shuffling the deck of cards.
Not far away, the Furious Thunder Bull’s name had turned dark blue. There was no doubt that it had reached the 7th level, and a sneeze by it could deal with the 1st rank demonic beasts. Behind it were to two 2nd rank Scarlet Flamed Wolves and two Savage Bears. The group formed by these 5 demonic beasts was pretty much invincible as they continued killing.
During this time, Luo Tian will covertly prepare himself every two hours. He had to use his Magic Charm skill on the Furious Thunder Bull in order to keep controlling this monster killing machine.
Magic Charm had also risen 2 levels causing his success rate to increase to 20% now.
With minions killing monsters for him, it was quick, easy and a very comfortable task.
Luo Tian had made use of some special bark of the trees in order to carve out a deck of cards to play Fight the Landlord.
Li Xue’er and Feng Lei had grasped the mechanics of the game really quickly and were even able to count the cards. Before his transmigration, Luo Tian was known as the King of fighting the landlord yet he still couldn’t gain any advantages against those two. He kept on losing until he had lost all self confidence.
As Luo Tian was playing Fight the Landlord, the alert tones in his mind never stopped. Since last night to present time, the tones had never stopped.
“Ding!”
“Congratulations to Player Luo Tian for killing a Six Horned Beast. You have gained 200 experience points, 20 profound energy…”
“Ding!”
“Congratulations to Player Luo Tian for killing a Long Armed Ape. You have gained 200 experience points, 20 profound energy…”