Chapter 216 – Motherf*cker, Wesre Wanted! (1/2)
Chapter 216 – Motherf*cker, We're Wanted!
Sometimes, Luo Tian really couldn't help but want to praise himself as a f*cking genius!
A single sentence was capable of bringing Tang Tang back willingly.
How awesome was that huh?
Of course…
In theory, those words ”the most dangerous place is actually the safest” was correct.
When the Palace Guards witnessed Luo Tian take Tang Tang away, the Heavenly Sword City should become a safe haven for them.
Now Luo Tian was bringing Tang Tang back to the Heavenly Sword City except their speed wasn't as fast as before.
When they were about to approached the city gates…
Luo Tian's expression underwent a slight change because the guards at the city gates had been changed. They were now guards dressed in all black armor.
Tang Tang then whispered: ”Black Dragon Legion. Their status is similar to the imperial clan's Palace Guards. The strength of their members is usually at or higher than the Profound Spirit 5th rank. If you plan on forcing your way through, I advise you to sc.r.a.p that idea because the eighteen of them are capable of a.s.sembling into a killing formation. There was once an expert at the peak of the Profound Spirit 9th rank who died under the killing formation in less than ten rounds.”
Luo Tian swept his eyes past them.
Tang Tang whispered again: ”There's no need to count; there will always be eighteen of them in a squad. They will always eat and sleep as one unit. Haven't you heard of the great deeds by the Black Dragon eighteen riders?”
Luo Tian shook his head and replied: ”Nope. I've only heard of the story where eighteen pigs successively jumping into a stinking ditch.”
”Eighteen pigs successively jumping into a stinking ditch?”
”Puff~…”
”Hahaha…”
”Those eighteen pigs are really stupid!” Tang Tang started laughing uncontrollably.
Luo Tian rolled his eyes at her and said: ”They are stupid, but they still can't compare to you.”
Luo Tian then looked at the throngs of pa.s.sersby gathering at the city gates. They seemed to be looking and pointing at something while discussing amongst themselves.
Luo Tian then said: ”It looks like something is posted at the city gates and a bunch of people are crowding around it.”
Tang Tang was still smiling. Thinking of Luo Tian's sentence of eighteen pigs successively jumping into a stinking ditch, she would start laughing again. She then said: ”It should be a posting of a new law or an arrest warrant.”
”An arrest warrant?”
Luo Tian's expression hiddenly changed as he said in his mind: ”d.a.m.n it, I've been majorly screwed by you.”
Immediately after…
Luo Tian smudged his face with dirt and made his hair messy. He then said: ”Stay here and don't move; I'm going to take a look.”
Tang Tang was still giggling and nodded: ”En.”
Luo Tian made himself look like a beggar and carefully went forth. He stood at the rear of the crowd and said: ”Did something good get posted here?”
”An arrest warrant.”
”It was just posted. It says that someone kidnapped the princess and that person is wanted in the territory of the Great Tang Dynasty. That person must've eating a bear's heart or a leopard's gall… he even dares to kidnap our Princess!”
”Not only did the imperial clan issue an arrest warrant, even the Sea Cloud Sect's Nangong family issued a kill order. Just the Great Tang alone gave a reward of 1 million silver, while the Sea Cloud Sect was even more incredible – they are giving out a hundred xuan stones and a handwritten copy of a grade 5 martial skill.”
”If I was able to capture that kid, then I'd be filthy rich! Hahaha…”
”There's also one more thing that you guys don't know about; apart from the imperial clan and the Sea Cloud Sect's Nangong family, there's also one other person ordering the capture of the kid – it's our current Internal Supervisor who is also the Elder Statesman Li Wenzong. The picture on the arrest warrant was provided by him. Only when the city guards confirmed the picture was accurate did they post it up. It's just that Supervisor Li's incident is not a.s.sociated with the matter of the princess being kidnapped.”
”Holy c.r.a.p, who the h.e.l.l is this kid? His courage is so big that he's capable of offending so many powerful forces of our Heavenly Sword City in one go!”
Hearing their conversation, Luo Tian had thoughts of committing suicide.
Who the f*ck did I provoke? I only wanted to enter the city and it instantly turned into such a mess.
But…
After several seconds, Luo Tian started laughing internally in an excited manner. ”I never imagined my life was worth so much. It's actually 1 million silver and one hundred xuan stones, hahaha…”