Chapter 557 – Ai Your Sister’s Xi! (1/2)
Luo Tian couldn’t wait to meet her.
Frost Archer Ashe was one of the many Goddesses inside Luo Tian’s heart.
Ai Lun was walking along with excitement when he thought of his little sister marrying his idol. As they encountered his fellow brothers on the road, he would say: “Idol is going to meet my little sister right now!”
“Idol is going to marry my little sister!”
“Idol is going to…”
He was beyond excited all the way!
On the road…
Many people looked at Luo Tian with weird gazes before giving him a big thumbs up.
Their smiles were rather strange.
Luo Tian scratched his head and didn’t bother to think too much. All he was thinking about was the Frost Archer Ashe from League of Legends from his previous life. He was thinking about her twin peaks, her little butt, and her icy cold expression. When his thoughts reached the part of pushing her onto a bed, he felt like this was definitely something every straight male would dream of doing.
Therefore…
He didn’t bother with the weird gazes from other people.
Half an hour later.
Ai Lun pointed at a small tent ahead and said with a smile: “Idol, we’ve arrived. This is the tent that my little sister lives in.”
After saying that…
Ai Lun ran over with excitement and yelled: “Ai Xi! Ai Xi! Quickly come out! Look who I’ve brought with me! Quickly come out!”
Suddenly…
The loud sounds of feet stomping were heard from inside the tent.
“Boom~!”
“Boom~!”
The footsteps got closer and closer, and Luo Tian started shaking along with them. He then said to himself: “Who in the tribal stronghold turned into a dragon?”
“Big brother…”
“Big brother, I’m coming.”
A rough voice similar to some large muscular guy was heard.
Right after that…
Ai Lun turned to his little sister Ai Xi and said: “Quick, I brought idol over here. Let me introduce you to him.”
“Her?”
“Ai Xi?”
Luo Tian suddenly felt like committing suicide.
Ai your sister’s Xi!
Her waist was thicker than a water bucket and her face uglier than the ugliest flower you’ve ever seen. Her butt was indeed very big and was similar to a millstone. Her twin peaks… were drooping down and couldn’t stand straight. Luo Tian felt like he was instantly struck by lightning that turned his insides mushy and the outside burnt!
His image of Goddess Ashe was instantly destroyed!
Luo Tian’s body was trembling, “How did it turn out like this? How? How did it become this tragic? Even if she’s not Goddess-like, her name is still Ai Xi, okay? Can you please not insult the two words Ai Xi?”
His heart was dripping blood.
Ai Xi was stunned. Her gaze landed on Luo Tian while she picked her nose. She dug out a large black blob of something and put it inside her mouth. She sucked her finger once before smiling. Her two front teeth were missing as she yelled with great vigor: “Idol! Idol!”
After saying that…
She charged towards Luo Tian at her fastest speed.
“Bang~!”
“Bang~!”
“Bang~!”
Her footsteps were like thunder and practically shook the world. The sounds coming from a body weighing a few hundred jins were simply horrifying!
Luo Tian became dumbstruck.
A flash of fear appeared in his eyes! This was possibly the greatest fear he has ever experienced in all of history!
His expression drastically changed before he pointed up at the sky and yelled: “Look! It’s a UFO!”
Ai Xi and Ai Lun were startled by this and both looked up at the sky.
“Level 7 Berserk!”
“Boom~!”
“Nine Dragons and Elephants!”