Vol 1 Chapter 3 (1/2)

[BOKUshi+NU V1] CUT 3 – TODAY, sexY DREAM FOUGHT YOU BECAME A HERO

I had a dream

It’s a dream of my childhood, when I was still at elementary school

I’m sure it was summer Yeah, summer

It was a ca at the riverside

Besides us, there were other families with other children around

Not long later, all the children naturally gathered together, playing together like friends who played together for years

There was a river, so us children naturally thought of playing in the river

But there were always children ere alone

They either could not swim, or they were abnormally afraid of the water

On the other side of the shallow river was a ti

She could have crossed the river if someone helped her

The ti and hesitating

The water surface reflected the dazzling dress her on a dress, clearing unbefitting of a camp trip

The girl had long, silky hair, holding a panda doll in both hands, clearly looking very pitiful

I could only recall such a fuzzy iirl

And that there were other lonely children

So around

And there wasan idiot

“Polaris Princess! Wait right there, I’ to save you! I promise this in the name of In the name of Autumn Moon!”

I imitated the transformation poses used in anime and yelled those lines proudly

Polaris Princess was the heroine of the Anime I was addicted to

As for Autumn Moon, well, Autumn Moon (TN: a direct translation of Akitsuki’s na

Let’s put this topic aside

Nohero that helps anyone in trouble

However, I made a fool of myself

I slipped, and got dragged by the water current without putting up a fight, I was drowning

Even now, the sight of the girl with the panda watching et washed away is still a fresh memory my mind

I’ to die

That hat ht

And then, a girl came out from nowhere, and rushed to the riverside

When the other children were looking stunned, she juressively

She leaped right into the river, grabbing htly, and pulled me to the shore

She had a pair of beautiful eyes, short hair reflecting the sunlight and a stunning white Alice band

Her settable

And she stole my heart instantly with her actions, which included what she said next,

“I’m the hero who saved your life! From today onwards, you’re my servant!”

She continued, “It’s a proer out I then reached er was extremely warm

I replied

I will repay this debt When you’re in danger, I’ll definitely save you, it’s a promise

I can never forget the lonely feeling I had when our fingers parted

It has been 10 years since then…

“Arrghhhhhhh!!”

I woke up and screamed on a weekend

daot made fun of!

“Autumn moon (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)”

This ritten on the notebook, and there was a letter placed next to it

“Ah shi+t…this is bad… I forgot to hide it…!”

With a bitter look, I proceeded to read the diary

“I checked underneath the bed and found such an incredible treasure! Sakairl How cute~~~~~”

“That was a long tio! Don’t be such a busybody!”

I picked up the letter and grumbled

This letter was froirl I met at the BBQ

Froirl with the short haircut and the Alice headband who savedback then

She and I are get on with each other well, so we spent ti with each other the entire ti letters is not exactly trendy nowadays, but we used this method of joys and sorrows to keep in contact

I too felt that Hikari Yuh at me if she finds it, so I kept the letters in a cardboard box, and hid the box in the ceiling However, it looks like I took it out once and forgot to place it back dah I can guess the reason though

“Since it’s so rare, I copied the whole text for you

–hello Akitsuki How have you been?

Su soon Whenever it arrives, I’m sure to think of you

That memory is still fresh within you You wanted to be a hero, but you failed

The you back then was really cool Hero Autumn Moon!

I can still reet it, please remember

to reply—

Hah, Autumn moon (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)

Not bad, Hero (LOL), and you even failed As expected from you, Sakamoto (LOLOLOLOLOLOL)

So, please reply (Peeks from behind wall)”

Don’t laugh at other’s past! Everyone had such a time!

“Ah- da…”

I sighed as I opened the letter Man, barging into someone else’s memories like that

I looked at the last, cheerful line on the notebook

“Ohoho, Autuood story☆”

Well, whatever She should get sick of it after a while

“… It has been a while since her last letter”

As time passed, the interval between each letter increased, and I’ve forgotten as the last tied letters

“… Is she doing fine now?”

Stoking up past memories within me, I was struck by loneliness

I can’t even recall how she looks like now, that girl who shone like the sun

This fuzzy memory’s buried in the corner of ic at all

But let’s forget about it; it’s all in the past now

I cover the box of memories and stuff it into the deepest part of my desk’s drawer

Hikari Yu about the letters afterwards

Not sure if it’s related to this, but recently, she started a gaement

A ga hero

“Why did I wake up with sore muscles?”

“You can only blame the you yesterday”

“The , it seems”

“Hm?”

“It’s nothing, hand me a wet cloth”

“I’ll apply it on you, remove your top”

“Don’t say that while placing your hand on my belt!”

The calendar states that today is the Tuesday after Golden Week There is still time until Saturday, and I felt really depressed

Speaking of May, the first thing that coht Was May always so hot? It’s like ets reset every year

I’ot familiar with

Hikari Yumesaki used my body as and when she wanted, at her ohims, and I’m now troubled by chronic muscle pain

“I finally obtained a delinquent’s body I alanted! I now fear nothing!”

This is what she wrote on the notebook a few days ago

What did she do? She even registered a gy; there were also tounds on my face Please, don’t causethe band-aid is bad, please consider the angle before you apply it

“But you were so awesome yesterday I was shocked”

“Hmph, what did I do yesterday?”

Higumo’s words troubled me

“Your lower body could move so rapidly, as expected from Yankee-kun”

“Huh? Lower body?!”

“The girl on the bed was shocked”

“Bed—?!”

Wait, this—

“You ran home so quickly, I could even see you from here, were you in a hurry?”

“Eh Ah, well…”

So that’s hoas She really scared me

Hikari Yumesaki’s actions were as before, and has becoether sure is a pain

When I woke up two days ago, there were pamphlets about pets all over the room, “If you don’t letcat ears and post it on NicoNico!” and there were nonsensical threats written on the notebook

That said, not everything she did was bad My sister started callingbrother☆”, there’s a point card for a maid café in my wallet, and by the way, my screensaver becaht away, the memory of it is still fresh inins to overload with all kind of stuff, which is the source of my troubles For example, the shelf is neatly filled with blue ray discs of moe anime and doujins If I have toa white puzzle left in a corner of the rooinal puzzle where words and pictures can be drawn on the white puzzle

At first, she attempted to complete it by a little day by day, but after a while, she started to ignore it, and so I finished it for her over the next few days It was hard at first, but I got addicted by how interesting it is later on, and when I finished it, I felt joy,within me, I was happy The next day…

“Don’t complete it on your own!”

Yury You’re the one who didn’t assemble it yourself

By the way, no matter how much money she squanders, I would never need to worry about money They are still money from what my sister spared me

Hm? Why does Yukiko have so much money?

Let ! My sister, Yukiko Sakamoto, is only a middle-schooler, but she’s contracted with a publisher as a light novelist!

She didn’t tell , but I’m not exactly very fa well There’s a lot of money sent to her every month in lump su mine all this time (For some reason, my sister doesn’t want our parents to know that she’s a novelist, so I have to pretend to be an adult nd acconed the contract with the publisher Anyway, it’s a lot of trouble; ill talk about the details some other time…)

To thank me, my sister letnovel she wrote I rejected, of course But my sister said,

“It’s thanks to your hard work in the novel that I could doyou; you don’t have to worry!”

It seeot et ideas for her novel isn’t so bad He into clothes she picks for nated places If you are wondering what she does with those photos, it is probably related to her novel

“Lessons are starting soon, I’ll head back Bye”

“Alright ah, Akitsuki”

“I’ my hair”

“Tch”

What a bothersome person

“By the way, did you change your shampoo?”

“… Bye”

The me tomorrow is troublesome after all

Because of a certain so at my notes for about 10 minutes

The bell indicating the end of class chi into random chatter with their friends Of course, I areat if everyone can just chat withas you talk to me Give youWhat’s going on?

“It seeym often”

“The gym? Why?”

“I heard that he is going to face so…”

“Speaking of which, he has band-aid on, no”

“Scary…”

I pricked htly away fros?

“Hey, wait! It seeht?!”

“Wah, d-dangerous!”

That’s just sto I hope that she doesn’t eat cup ra the roouzzles down an entire carton of Koala’s March every day

“…Tch”

I subconsciously let out a gruirls who left their seats

I then look over at thein to shi+ver What do I do know?

I let out a little cough to vent a little of my sadness, and took out my notebook

According to the report fro on,

“Ahahaha You’re enjoying it right? Moe!”

After such a randohts about a TV Drama Since the content doesn’t seeh it

Suddenly, aze stopped at the last sentence

“Hey, why aren’t youfriends?”

“Why indeed?”

I reckon that Hikari Yu That’s why she asked such a question

By the way, this isn’t not her first ti this question, but the sixth

The first time,

“Why aren’t you ot mad at me

“Why aren’t youfriends?” and she continued,

“Don’t ignore me! Make friends!” and then it was an order

“Wait? Instead offriends, you prefer to make babies? You pervert!” and then it was this,

“Pervert pervert pervert pervert! It is still too early for you to make babies! Go make friends!”

And last of all was this line that’s beyond her usual rairl probably only uses the word “hey” when she is in a foul mood Even if it is just words, you can tell what she’s thinking

I simply think that this question is rather hard to answer, not because there’s any interesting reason

Honestly, even I feel bad having to live with this aard atmosphere every day All I want is a friend to talk to, let alone a close friend, but reality is always cruel

“If there’s an opportunity…”

A passive person like et myself into it

I avertat

“………”

What shall I do? That girl would definitely pull soain

Once class ended, I left school in a hurry, tottering back to home with trepidation

But today’s different from usual

There’s so me

Eh, wait, wait What’s going on?

If you’re looking for trouble, please spare h I look vicious, I’hts There was once when I was taking ht which al!” My sister said in a huff as she left, but I’irl probably said so weird to her

Back on topic, there’s soht after I left school

That person panicked once I stopped Every time I make a crossroad, I can hear footsteps

catching up to

I can just run away if I want to, but that doesn’t satisfy me

Is it time for me to turn back

It’s fine, right?

If things turn out bad, I’ll just show my ferocious face and scare that person off My face is scary after all Haha, I don’t have a choice

After co myself with such a pitiful reason, I turn around, stand still, and ready myself

As expected, this rookie stalker who picked et starts to chase afterme Now, take a deep breath

And wait for the right moment—

“Who’re you!! Do you want to get beaten up!!?”

“Kyah—?!”

I reveal my usual ferocious expression and the scariest voice I can muster to intimidate the stalker

The stalker shrieked shrilly like a s sneezing and got knocked backwards The stalker’s bag fell on the floor as well, several orange candy balls starting rolling out fro

Then, I saw theThe identity of the stalker is…

“A girl?”

The stalker’s a petite girl

And she seems familiar

That braided girl is my classmate

She’s so petite that if not for the high school uniforuise herself as an eleirl fell on the floor, her braids tied at both sides of her hair swayingcompared to her small face, and her eyes are teary, her milky white skin somewhat reddened To a passer-by, such a scene will be seen as a delinquent bulares of the old lady that passed by Shall I run? Is escaping my best option?

“Ah, are you alright?”

“Ah!”

I was startled by her shriek

Alright, let’s run The old hag’s alreadya phone call This is bad

Alright, first I’ll help her get up, stuff the bag into her ar to leave–

“Eh?”

But I immediately stop

I felt a weak resistance from my clothes, and when I turn around to look at it, I see a s the he my shi+rt

I look down the ar,

“……”

She’s not speaking up, what does she want?

I can’t escape even though I want tobecause she’s grabbing my clothes Left with no choice, I can only take out irl Speaking of handkerchiefs, I recall Hikari Yumesaki’s

“A delinquent that brings a handkerchief with hiives off vibes of a prince☆”

This criticisirl with braids show a bit of a s in her laughter? Did I just do so stupid?

“Erm, what do you ith me?”

I cautiously ask her Besides, this girl just stalked me and burst into tears in the first place It’s not my fault

And at that hter, looks extreain

“Ah, well, erm, how do I…put this…”

“…”

“Well, ye-yesterday…

Yesterday?

“T-Thank you very buch!”

Ouch! She bit her tongue badly! Speak properly, please!

And this pretty, adorable girl who bit her tongue lowers her face, blushi+ng

But I’ ‘yesterday’

Unfortunately however, I don’t knohat happened yesterday

It’s definitely not so

“Er-erm, sexy Dream, was it?”

“Huh?”

What’s that?

“This na”

“Li-lightning?”

“I-It’s really cool…dream…”

“Huh?”

This is getting ridiculous? Can someone please explain to me what this means exactly? What exactly is Dream?

“Th-thi-this is a gift for you…is ① okay?”

“①?”

“Well, if it’s ② and ③, I’h school student…I’m not…prepared physically and mentally”

It looks like she’s talking about how she’s going to thank me

Though I don’t really knohat’s ① and ②are about

“Anyhat’s ①…”

“Yes, may I?”

This is ridiculous

Just when I thought this

Kiss

“—————————————-”

“B-bye bye”

The girl tiptoed as best as she could, kissed me on the lips, and dashed off

She ran off…

Running…

…

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!?”

Anyway, let’s scream

Anyway, let’s scream out loud

Reeking of faltering and confusion, I ran off towards my own house

Th-this is bad Wait, eh, no, huh, what!?

Wh-hat just happened!?

Ah, what’s with that warm breath that approached my face?

The fragrance of a girl

An intoxicating breath and grazed past my face

The soft touch

The orange sweetness seeping in

And thein–

“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

Anyway, I howled as I dashed through the streets, running straight for home

Using thisto howl ‘Nameko Nameko Nameko Nameko Nameko Na all sorts of crazy destructive things for more than 10 minutes

I then muttered to myself as I opened the notebook

“What did the me yesterday do!?”

Normally, I would write my words neatly within the lines of the notebook, but this is the one day I didn’t care thatall over it

“You got to be kidding me, that idiot! That’s ridiculous!!”

Anyway, that Hikari Yue, “I’ into a pretty girl and getting kissed”

The ave me the worst headache

It begins with aI didn’t understand at all

“Guhahahaha You’re enjoying yourself, right? Overcoht?”

Moe

…

Like hell it is!!

“That bird-brain!”

And at night, the incident about the orange candies during the day continue to run rampant in my mind Thanks to that, I’ early

When I woke up, it’s Thursday As usual, I missed a day

I slowly open the notebook with both hands, and glance through the irl left behind,

“She got harassed by a delinquent, so I saved her! I told her, ‘you can thankone of the options’

① A kiss

② A French kiss

③ Ehh!? The lips down there!?

It looks like she chose ① after all, didn’t she? Isn’t that in? You do find ③ better after all, right? But sorry about that! ‘One of the Yu can only be done after 18 years old!’ I can’t break it!”

That was it

And she even left behind a color pen doodle of the braids girl and a delinquent beside her, giving the pose of an inchwor while he drooled

“Haaa…seriously?”

With the red pen in hand, I scribble hard on the notebook, ostensibly trying to scar it

“Tellbeforehand!”

And so, I added a new rule,

“Rule nua into real life!”

The rules…just keep increasing in number

And so, it’s the following Monday I don’t want to go to school

Why, you ask? It all started with Saturday

Once I woke up, I beganthe notebook, and written on it was,

“I told Kasu to thank will choose ②, right? Do you knoit? Don’t you think this ignitesnext week, ‘kay?’ Anyway, that’s pretty ht? Write me a piece of reflection (42 words by 34 lines composition paper, write 80 to 130 papers of them)”

And so on What words of hopeless idiocy she wrote there Is she asking ht novel?

I look for a girl called Kazuister, and found the name ‘Kasu that aside, it feels like that Hikari Yu

“This brat’s definitely bullied when she’s younger…”

And written below it is,

“Anyway, this girl is soo cute!! Large breasts too!! It’s alright falling into the trap, right?”

I wince as I look at this line, and sluggishly prepare to g out

The weather’s fine, and the clouds are fair

It’s too late for me to walk slowly as I have no time, so I have no choice but to run towards the campus It’s not that I’ that she never did any revision or horet it if I don’t hurry

Holding my breathe, I rush up the stairs, but I sure wonder if it’s God’s prank on me that I just have to meet Kasumi as she walks down the stairs Ah, this is aard

“Ah, …”

“Ah, er…”

She bit her tongue again I guess she has difficulty pronouncing

That girl’s fidgeting, her cheeks red as she takes a deep breath–

“Can we d-d-do it now–?”

“Eh? N-now!? Here!?”