103 Hell Is A Climb (1/2)
Everyone watching including the guest couldn't help but say out loud in a confused and startled tone ”WHAT THE FUCK/FRICK??”
”Hahaha don't just stare at it, move the mouse about and try to get over the tree that's in front of the character,” Said Theo smugly
They immediately follow his advice and move the mouse to gain some familiarity. When they move the mouse they realise that what you control is the arms that hold the sledgehammer. The man in the black cauldron in the centre while the arms move around it to swing. This means that your mouse movements for the game are in a circular motion.
When they move the mouse and attempt to climb the tree, they quickly realise that such simple instructions required an absurd amount of mouse control.
”Boy, this is bullshit” Said LittleLad (MiniLad/Craige) while comically throwing out a karate chop at the camera
”Ooh I see how it is” Said Markiplay (Markiplier/Mark)
”Theo I want you to know our friendship is off to a rocky start, Get over the FUCKING tree,” Said Bigjiggly Bear (BigJigglyPanda/Anthony) while his face went red with frustration
”Theo, how did you come up with these bullshit controls,” Said Always_Sammy (made up character Samantha) while trying to get over the tree
”Stand back Marzia, I'm going full gamer mode for this” Said PewDieTie (PewDiePie/Felix) while cracking his neck and hands dramatically
About two minutes of the trial of error they had finally concurred the tree.
”Okay, do bear in mind that you are not simply climbing you are conquering what lies ahead of you. Whether it be mountains or terribly assorted furniture, push on to see what lies at the top. I encourage you to get angry as it was my goal for creating it but I hope you know that I won't be held responsible for any broken mouse's, monitors and keyboards. With that being said welcome to hell” Said Theo
Then he left them to it, as he joins his audience as a spectator. He watched while being amused by his own monotone commentary and quotes.
Commentary: ”There's no feeling more intense than starting over. If you've deleted your homework the day before it was due, as many have”
commentary:”Or if you left your wallet home and you have to go back, after spending an hour in the commute.”
commentary:”If you won some money at the casino and then put all your winnings on red, and it came out black”
commentary: ”If you got your best shirt dry cleaned before a wedding and then immediately dropped food on it”
commentary:”If you won an argument with a friend and then later discovered that they returned to their original view”
commentary: ”Starting over is harder than starting up. If you're not ready for that, like if you've already had a bad day. Then what your about to go through might be too much. Feel free to go away and come back. I'll be here”
As they listen to the in-game commentary they feel the sudden urge to push through just to spite the doubtful voice that plays in the background but this doesn't mean they won't get angry. It took them a few minutes to finally get quarter way up the first big obstacle before falling back to the bottom.
commentary: ”Oof, you just lost a lot of progress. That's a deep frustration, a real punch in the gut”
”Fuck money, if I win I'm asking that you allow me to punch you in the gut” Stated BigJigglyBear angrily
”Fuck off with that bullshit” Shouted LittleLad
”Why, just WHY!! shouted Markiplay
”Aggghhh You bastard” Shouted Always_Sammy
”Minor set back but it shouldn't be too hard to get back. . . How did I get up there the first time” Said PewDieTie frustratedly
”Think wedding, Felix,” Said Marzia encouragingly
”My Lady has spoken, ZERO DEATHS!!!” shouted PewDieTie
Things progressed slowly with more setbacks until they finally get to narrow vertical wall climb. The only thing they can grab is the small little lamps that are stuck on either side of the walls.
They threw more insults towards Theo to show their deep hate for his absurd and torturous game.
”Fuck You” Is all they could say as they push themselves on.
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Finally, as they make their way to the top Felix, Mark and Anthony over swing and cause their characters to drop back down hitting the sides of big obstacles and sliding down right to the bottom.
”NOOOOOOO YOU EVIL FUCKING ASSHOLE” *THUD, THUD* Shouted BigJigglyBear with pure anger and while punching his desk
”FUCK, FUCK, FUuck YOU PIECE OF SHIT” Shouted Markiplay while jumping up an down and pulling at his hair.