476 Ah! I am Dying! (1/2)

Chapter 476: Ah! I am Dying!

Translator: Nyoi-Bo StudioEditor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

When Xu Que said 'If you give yourself to me, I shall move the Earth,' the

Water Empress was shocked.

”Are you asking for the throne?” She asked, puzzled

She didn't understand Xu Que's words and was having trouble thinking of what else they could have meant.

But wait. Xu Que couldn't be asking for the throne. If he really wanted to rule over a nation, he would have proclaimed himself emperor when he was in the Fire Nation. Maybe he just needed her help?

”Little guy, you want me to lend you a hand in order to help you, right?” the Water Empress asked in a soft voice, smiling slightly.

Xu Que was overjoyed. Lend a hand to me? I didn't expect the elegant and conservative Water Empress to be so open! She even wants to use her hands!

He replied by nodding his head hurriedly. ”A hand would be fine!”

For the first time, she can use hand. Next time, she can use her mouth. This is totally acceptable for me as an Acting Tough King!

”This thing that you will move, the Earth. What is the Earth? Is it so heavy that you need my help to pry it up?” the Water Empress asked with a smile, for she hadn't figured out Xu Que's filthy thoughts.

What? Xu Que thought. Now I know we are not talking about the same subject! What the h*ll? As a handsome Acting Tough King, why is it so difficult for me to flirt with a girl?

”Ahem, the Earth is just…a planet, which can't be seen from here,” Xu Que said ruefully.

”You want to pry up a planet? With what?”

This little guy is really unusual! she thought. Why would anyone want to pry a planet up? He talks about lifting a planet like it's very small, but planets are in fact very big. What kind of tool in this world could be used to pry a planet up?

”Ah, it's just a metaphor.” Xu Que said. ”As for the tool I will use to pry it up, it definitely will be my…body!”

He couldn't allow himself to break the rule that ”d*ck” was a forbidden word. Therefore, he used ”body” to replace it. Xu Que was so excited that he was about to point at the area between his legs.

The Water Empress was very confused and couldn't figure out what Xu Que menat. She had no idea that he was from Earth and was practically the king of filthy thoughts. Despite her confusion, she looked at Xu Que with a calm smile.

Now that the Water Empress was staring at him, Xu Que was a little bit nervous.

”OK, OK, I'll take that as a consent,” he said prudishly. ”I will start to cast the spell. Please step aside so you don't get hurt!”

Xu Que readied himself, taking the Horse Stance. He then cast a spell randomly by stomping the earth with one foot, just like a crappy fortune teller who was inviting God. Xu Que then opened his eyes and gave an abrupt shout.

”Spirits! Follow the ancient covenant with my essence and blood! Hear my whisper and break the boundary of time and space!”

Xu Que then murmured some weird words, all in apparent seriousness.

The Water Empress thought Xu Que was joking at the very beginning. However, seeing how serious Xu Que's face was and hearing the mysterious words he uttered, began to second guess herself.

Could it be that he really knows a magic art which can conjure up anything he wants?

”I call upon the covenant! I request with the bloodline! With my body as the tool and with my soul as sacrifice! Hear my words and fight for me!”

Xu Que continued to chant. Then he put his palms together abruptly and shouted, ”Come out! Part Three of One Turning into Three Pure Pellucid Ones!”

Whoosh!

A jade slip instantly appeared. It was surrounded by a faint green halo. The slip flew out of his palm and floated in front of him.

”This…” The Water Empress was dumbfounded. She really thought Xu Que used some kind of formidable magic art to obtain Part Three of One Turning Into Three Pure Pellucid Ones.