Chapter 213 (1/2)
The little princess stretched out her soft catkin and pushed my face away.
”Stay away from me, smelly thief. Your bad breath is smoking me.” the little princess said impolitely. She moved her body and looked at it and then retreated. Unfortunately, a small highland in the water was not large. After retreating for two or three meters, the little princess found that she could not retreat. Behind her was an underground river. If she retreated again, I'm afraid she would have to fall into the river and continue drinking water.
”Shit, at least I woke you up. Would you speak human words, you brain cripple.” although it's a little embarrassing to be said by the little princess, I'm still very upset to hear that. ”If I hadn't pulled you up just now, you would have been flooded.”
”Hum, don't confuse black and white and gossip! Would I come here if you didn't pull me down?” the little princess scolded me. ”By the way, smelly thief, where is this? Where did you take me?”
”How do I know? It's probably a section of the underground river. We're lucky to find a highland, or none of us will survive.” I said with some displeasure. Now I'm full of water, wet and cold. Even people are shivering. Although the wind in the underground river is not strong, there are still some, The wind blew on me and made me tremble.
”It's so cold.” the little princess also shivered, ”Damn it, I was rushed to this place. Smelly thief, you smelly thief, scum, scum, bastard, tortoise bastard...”
”Do you believe me to push you into the water again?” I know something about the little princess's temper, so I have been tolerating her, but now I finally saved her, but she keeps scolding me, which makes me unbearable.
”Hum, who's afraid of who, smelly thief, if it weren't for me... I'd be afraid of you if you ordered me to laugh!” I suddenly felt a cool wind blowing towards me, and then I felt that my hands were locked by a pair of soft hands. I know the little princess jumped on me and wanted to revenge me.
”My God, what do you crazy woman want?”
”Hum, you hurt me so badly, I can't spare you! Go to hell!” the little princess's voice came from me. Then I felt that I had been punched heavily in the face. I strangled. Even if the crazy girl didn't appreciate it, she dared to hit me. It's really impossible without training.
I tried to open my hands to get rid of the little princess's bondage to me, although my strength was much greater than that of the little princess, and when I was trained by the Hun fierce women, I also learned the reaction method when I was overwhelmed, that is, the person who pressed me with his knees.
So without saying a word, I put my knee on the inside of the little princess's thigh to let her go because of the pain. However, the little princess seemed to notice my action in advance. Her legs attached to me suddenly lifted. Then she turned over from me in a forward turn, and finally her feet fell in front of my head, while her hands twisted my hands and twisted my hands like a knot, causing me a sharp pain, I almost thought my hands were broken.
”Wipe, crazy woman, let go!”
”Hum, smelly thief, if you provoke me, the princess will kill you! Ah! Deadly scissors feet!” the little princess's voice rang, and suddenly I felt a strong force coming from my neck. My neck was like being pressed by a guillotine knife, and I couldn't move.
”Ah!”
”Ah! Pinch you!”
”Ah!”
The little princess actually kicked me with her feet, which made my whole body twitch. What a fierce girl, her feet are really fierce. If you fight alone, I'm afraid this crazy girl's skill is not inferior to that of feeding Suo Niu. This crazy girl's jujitsu is really terrible. I don't know where she learned it. Obviously, he is a man with great background. It's unreasonable to learn such good self-defense skills.
If I had some physical strength, maybe I could spend some time with this silly girl, but I spent a little energy when I saved this silly girl just now. In addition, I didn't have a way to contact jujitsu. Finally, I could only be clamped by this crazy girl's fresh thighs and couldn't move.
”You... Crazy enough... No...” I took the little princess's legs and said angrily.
”Hum, smelly thief, you can't do it now? I thought you had two skills!” the little princess's voice came, with some anger and some pride.
”I can't... I'm out of breath... I'm dying...”
”Ha, you deserve to die! Who told you to harm my mother? Dare to put a gun in my mouth!”
”My gun isn't loaded at all... It won't kill you if you put it in your mouth...” I struggled to explain.
”Who believes your nonsense and kills you scum!”
”I'm serious... If I want to hurt you... Why save you...”
”Shut up - ah!”
”Ah... No... I'm really dying...” I said hard, and then my body suddenly fell to the ground motionless.
”Deserved it!”
Xiaojun shouted angrily, but I still didn't answer her. In fact, I was not in a coma at that time. I just pretended to be in a coma and didn't move.
I felt that I didn't resist, and the strength of the little princess's leg holding my head was also reduced by three points, but I knew she was just testing me. Once I moved, she would clamp me again, so I simply didn't move, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.
”Hey, you...” the little princess waited for a long time. As a result, she felt a little flustered after I didn't move. She loosened her legs holding my head and squatted down, but I still didn't move. I knew she was still testing me. I had to keep quiet.