Chapter 354 - Confused Edges (1/2)

Lei Xing finally recovered from her shock and knit her brows in thought and massaged her head with a sigh. She was under the impression that the woman had forgotten that she existed, she knew she was trying hard to forget the woman existed. But now she wanted to welcome her?

{...Well... I guess people can change and evolve but.... This woman literally tried to kill me, first-hand! Poisoning aside. Therefore, I don't care if she's turned into Mother Theresa, we are not friends or acquaintances even and will never be. Not going. Daughter-in-law my ass! That woman needs to be a hundred feet away from me at all times! (￣ヘ￣)...}

Public occasions were one thing but privately, no. Call her unforgiving, but that was simply the kind of person she was. She was not going to go out of her way to pretend to care when she was not required to. Thoughts concluded, Lei Xing cordially smiled and went about ”gift-wrapping” her excuse, ”I am glad my ”dear” mother-in-law is feeling well enough for our long-overdue welcome liaison, but unfortunately, I am not in a state to visit anyone a-”

”The Empress dowager will not mind the wait. Your majesty can take your time in getting ready.” Ling mama promptly said with a smiling bow.

Lei Xing lightly scoffed but managed to stop herself from rolling her eyes and maintained her smile, ”I am sure she won't... but I am currently indisposed and cannot leave my palace today so pass along the message that I have received her welcoming thoughts with ”immense joy and gratitude”. I will be sure to visit her when I am in better condition...”

{...Which will conveniently be long after you're gone... possibly be in the grave for extra measure...}

Rather than bow and depart, Ling mama knit her brows, hesitated for a moment, and then smiled and said, ”I can have the palanquin arranged for your comfort -”

”What part of I am unwell are you failing to understand?” Lei Xing interjected, irritated again, ”Her welcoming thoughts are well-received and that is all. Leave.” She sternly said.

Ling mama stubbornly stood rooted to the spot for a few seconds before falling to her knees and pleadingly going, ”Your majesty, if you do not come with me, I cannot return. The Empress dowager will kill me!”

Lei Xing let out an irritated breath and laid back on the lounge chair and massaged her aching head.

{... Honestly, can't a human have a break. What the hell is wrong with today?! >_<)...}

Ling mama looked at Lei Xing's demeanor and thought fast. It was clear that Lei Xing did not want to go anywhere but at least she seemed to be putting some weight on her life, so Ling mama tentatively said, ”Your majesty, instead of that, how about you assign me to somewhere else? If I don't have to return there, the Empress dowager can't kill me! Please, she is truly insa-” She caught herself and then changed her tune, ”... Well, the Empress dowager will be leaving soon and I-I'm not good with travel so I think it will be best for someone else to be assigned to her - for her comfort. I can even serve you! I have been in the palace for many years and have amassed a host of knowledge. I can be very -”

”I am not lacking knowledgeable attendants, leave.” Lei Xing wearily said, without even looking her way. Who knew what angle the Empress dowager was playing with this. She was not about to accept a trojan horse.

Ling mama realized she had overstepped with that and panicked, ”Then anywhere! Anywhere will do...Please, I can't stand it any longer. I can't breathe in that place and if you don't come -” Ling mama paused and then kowtowed, wailing for extra effect.

Lei Xing let the wailing go on for a few seconds, before saying, ”I understand your concerns and even though I am master of the harem, the Empress dowager is still my mother-in-law and must therefore be accorded certain respect. Regardless of her ill state, as her retainer, your duty remains to serve her and the fact that you would even come to me to make this request behind her back should warrant punishment -”

Ling mama panicked at that and started, ”Your majesty, it's n-”

”Don't interrupt me.” Lei Xing warned and then continued, ”As I said, I understand your situation. So I won't be punishing you or reporting it to her...” Ling mama's face lit up and then crumbled when Lei Xing continued to say, ”But I cannot - will not widen the bridge between my ”dear mother-in-law” and I by overstepping certain boundaries. If you wish to be reassigned then ask the Empress dowager for that or simply wait until she leaves, I am sure she is aware of your poor travel constitution, if not, then you may enlighten her -”

Ling mama opened her mouth to interject again but stopped when Lei Xing irritatedly narrowed her eyes at her, ”As for your plight, I will send one of my maids with you to explain my condition... Xiao Ruo -” Lei Xing began and then sighed when she saw the panic set in on Xiao Ruo's face, ”Ah Jin, you go with her.” Lei Xing amended.

They walked out of the room and just as they rounded the corner, they ran into the Emperor who instantly frowned on seeing Ling mama, ”What are you doing here?” He coldly asked as the two bowed in front of him.

Ling mama shakily explained, ”A-ah, the Empress dowager sent me to escort the Empress -”